Michael Savage: Brave Hero

The only thing more ridiculous than listening to Michael Savage go on his usual unhinged rant against whatever he’s ranting about unhingedly at any given moment is when he declares himself to be a Brave Hero for doing so. He doesn’t care what it costs him, he’s going to demonize gay people to his dying breath!

Savage lashed out at the ACLU as “the most dangerous organization in American history” and “the worst parasites the world has ever seen in this nation” because it seeks to “poison your child’s mind into accepting a perversion that’s beyond comprehension.”

“Are the straights bullying the gays or are the gays bullying the straights?” Savage continued. “Does anybody tell a gay how to live? No. They wouldn’t dare. Then why do the gays think it’s their right to tell everybody else what to think? Because they can. It was never about equality.”

He added that the “vermin” advocating for gay rights are “sick degenerates” who want to “poison” and “destroy your child’s mind,” adding: “I will not mince words, I don’t care what it costs me anymore, may it be the last day of my broadcast but I’m not going to lie, but I am sick of the sick perverts running and ruining America.”

The courage it must take to demonize and attack a group of people his entire audience hates and fears as much as he does. You’re doing God’s work, Michael Savage. You should be the first recipient of the Congressional Medal of Stupidity.

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  • caseloweraz

    As Tom Paxton said in the liner notes of an album long ago, you don’t have to invent anything to satirize these people, you just have to quote them.

  • StevoR

    Or actually neither.

  • StevoR

    “Brave” nor “hero” that is.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    “a perversion that’s beyond comprehension.”

    He’s right. I can’t imagine it, no matter how hard or how often I try to think about hot girl-on-girl action.

     

    “Are the straights bullying the gays or are the gays bullying the straights?”

    ♪ ♫ “When you’re a Straight you’re a Straight all the way/from your first cigarette to your last dying day!” ♪ ♫

  • http://composer99.blogspot.ca composer99

    Why, he’s just like the #BraveHeroes of the Slymepit, standing up to the FTBullies!

  • Stevarious, Public Health Problem

    “Does anybody tell a gay how to live? No. They wouldn’t dare.”

    He said, in the middle of a rant telling gays how to live in excruciating detail.

  • StevoR

    “the worst parasites the world has ever seen in this nation”

    Wait ..wut?

    What does or even could that possibly mean? (Besides it being laughably false.)

    “it seeks to “poison your child’s mind into accepting a perversion that’s beyond comprehension.””

    So, erm .. if its “beyond comprehension” you let alone your kids won’t be able to understand and will thus be ..what.. puzzled and not at all convinced or even able to understand what you are seeing logically yeah?

    “Are the straights bullying the gays or are the gays bullying the straights?” Savage continued … (snip) .. He (Savage) added that the “vermin” advocating for gay rights are “sick degenerates” who want to “poison” and “destroy your child’s mind,”

    Well that sure answers that there question ya just asked don’t it?!

    How it helps your case – already pathetic as it may be – Mr Savage (aptly named!) I don’t know. Kinda totally refutes it really for you to immediately demonise and bully teh Ghey after askin” tha’ qu o’ yours – but, well, you sure chose and argued poorly didn’ ya.?

  • John Pieret

    Bravely bold Sir Robin

    Rode forth from Camelot

    He was not afraid to die

    Oh Brave Sir Robin

    He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

    Brave, Brave, Brave Brave Sir Robin.

  • StevoR

    Protip Savage – if ya gunna ask which side is bullying which then probly not the best idea to then start bullying the opposing side and thus instantly proving yaself wrong or at least to be that bullying side!

  • cptdoom

    He added that the “vermin” advocating for gay rights are “sick degenerates” who want to “poison” and “destroy your child’s mind,” adding: “I will not mince words, I don’t care what it costs me anymore, may it be the last day of my broadcast but I’m not going to lie, but I am sick of the sick perverts running and ruining America.”

    Wait, wasn’t there another group of people who were referred to as “vermin”? And wasn’t that group accused of holding political power all out of proportion with their actual numbers, and were considered a threat to their own society? I wonder if Mr. Savage, who was born Michael Weiner to Russian-Jewish immigrants, could enlighten me on that.

  • carpenterman

    What would happen if you put Michael Savage and Dan savage together? Would they annihilate each other in a matter/anti-matter style explosion?

  • dingojack

    When reading Michael Savage, I find it sounds more ‘truthy’ when read as Gollum:

    We hates them nasty gayz, we does, we hates them FOREVER!!!”

    Dingo

  • StevoR

    @10. cptdoom : I woudn’t trust Michael Savage to enlighten you, me or anyone on what colour the daytime or night time sky on Earth was let alone the question you asked there or even the answer to 3 + 5 = what all things being equal and strictly arithmatically speakingl

  • StevoR

    @ 12. dingojack : ‘Cept Gollum still loved him his ring, he did! 😉

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    carpenterman, new show on Bravo: The Michael and Dan Style Explosion.

  • StevoR

    You’re doing God’s work, Michael Savage.

    Nah, he really ain’t.

    I’ve said it before I’ll say it again – 1 Samuel 20:42 :

    http://www.thebricktestament.com/david_vs_saul/jonathan_and_david/1s20_42a.html

    Also 1 Samuel 20:41

    “They kissed each other.”

    Gottta make that un a T-shirt or sign or sumthin’..

  • dingojack

    Stevo – oh I’m sure Savage loves him a bit of ring (just on the ‘downlow’)

    😉 Dingo

  • StevoR

    @ ^ dingojack : Yeah but for his putative partners sakes I sure hope we’re wrong bout tha’.

  • dingojack

    Remember how powerful a hold it has on their imagination, and how much hype and hypocrisy they invest in hiding how much they obsess over it…

    Dingo

  • StevoR

    @ ^ dingojack : Yup.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    Perhaps he will dead or in prison like Ted Nugent is.

  • marcus

    He added that the “vermin” advocating for gay rights are “sick degenerates”…

    *sniff* So. Proud.

    If that’s what this asshole thinks of me and mine, well… that’s a whole lot of fucking win.

  • caseloweraz

    Savage: …it seeks to “poison your child’s mind into accepting a perversion that’s beyond comprehension.”

    This reads like the blurbs for 1950s monster movies: “Experience a danger beyond comprehension! The screen has never shown so threatening a creature. Can your heart endure the stress?”

    The difference is, the blurb writers didn’t believe their copy; they were just trying to fill theater seats. Savage wants his audience to believe and act on the threatening threaty threats he concocts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/eo.raptor.3 eoraptor

    I’m just askin… When was the last time a couple of gay men dragged a straight man through town behind a pickup truck, then hung him on a barb-wire fence in the dead of winter? Because, until I hear of that, I’m not buying the gays bullying straights line.

  • Robert B.

    [blockquote]You should be the first recipient of the Congressional Medal of Stupidity.[/blockquote]

    As always, the most prestigious awards in a given field are granted by renowned experts of that field.

  • Robert B.

    … oh, dammit. I’m doing bb code in the other tab and I got mixed up.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Robert B., small world. I saw BB Code perform at the music hall back in ’84. Man, that cat could wail.

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    …but I am sick of the sick perverts running and ruining America.”

    Sounds like he’s talking about all those truly sick loony right-wingers doing everything they can to ruin America, from launching pointless wars of aggression to crippling vital social policies to sowing division and hate among Americans so we can’t possibly come together to get anything decent done. If that’s who he’s talking about (and who else fits his description?), then I’m behind him 100%!

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    …it seeks to “poison your child’s mind into accepting a perversion that’s beyond comprehension.”

    Yeah, those poor children have to spend all of their private moments trying to comprehend all that incomprehensible perversion. I’m sure it makes for many distressing nights for those kids.

    Or so I’ve been told anyway…