Fischer is Suddenly Concerned About Offending Muslims

Bryan Fischer, who thinks Muslims worship Satan, thinks we should ban all immigration from Muslim countries and thinks Muslims have no right to practice their religion, is suddenly very concerned that we are hurting the feelings of Muslims by letting gay people get married.

“How does the Muslim world justify their attacks on the United States?” Fischer asked. “Because they believe that we are the chief exporter of wickedness and decadence in the world. That’s why they call us ‘the Great Satan.’ When we insult their god, their religion, their prophet, or their values, they claim a divine sanction to punish us for our transgressions.”

“The Left, interestingly enough, actually agrees with the Muslim world on this score,” he continued, citing the Geller attack.

“What the Supreme Court did on Friday was to insult and offend the entire Muslim world by celebrating and gloating gushing over a sin that Muslims regard as so offensive to Allah that its practitioners must be thrown to their deaths,” Fischer warned. “So the Supreme Court just gave the Muslim world another reason to attack us, and a terrorist attack appears imminent. So if Muslims attack us, and they refer in any way to our celebration of homosexuality as part of the reason, then according to liberals, culpability must be laid for that at the feet of the United States Supreme Court.”

Funny, you claim that same divine sanction to deprive both Muslims and gay people of their rights. It seems you have found your brothers-in-arms, Bryan.

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  • illdoittomorrow

    The Bryan Fischer Hierarchy of Hate, as I see it:

    Obama > Teh Ghey > Mooslims/The Left* > everyone else

    *Of course, Muslims and the Left are not necessarily the same people (unless you’re Bryan Fischer).

  • John Pieret

    When we insult their god, their religion, their prophet, or their values, they claim a divine sanction to punish us for our transgressions

    Well, thank goodness that, with your new-found sensitivity to Muslims, you’ll no longer be saying that Islam is not a religion and is not protected under the 1st Amendment!

  • D. C. Sessions

    Funny, you claim that same divine sanction to deprive both Muslims and gay people of their rights. It seems you have found your brothers-in-arms, Bryan.

    He may not like them, but it’s getting so they’re the only allies he has left.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    See? They really do hate “us” for “our” values! When are you Liberals going to wake up and stop creating and exporting all this wickedness and decadence?

  • http://drx.typepad.com Dr X

    Probably posted here before, but a recent poll shows that American Muslims are significanly more supportive of same-sex marriage than Evangelical Christians.

    http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2015/04/22/3649935/poll-american-muslims-supportive-sex-marriage-white-evangelical-christians/

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Dr X, of course. The Muslins both hate us for so-called “Gay” so-called “Marriage” and are allied with The Gays to destroy America via so-called “Gay” so-called “Marriage”. Plus, under Sharia Law they’re supposed to lie to us, so you can’t believe anything they say. That’s just common sense.

  • Synfandel

    So if Muslims attack us, and they refer in any way to our celebration of homosexuality as part of the reason, then according to liberals, culpability must be laid for that at the feet of the United States Supreme Court.

    Any particular ‘liberals’? Names? References? I didn’t think so.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.criley jason the cripple

    Why would they attack us first? Why not the 20 or so countries that legalized same sex marriage before we did. It seems to me we’re not exported our “wickedness and decadence in the world,” we’re lagging behind.

  • theguy

    “The Left, interestingly enough, actually agrees with the Muslim world on this score,”

    No. It’s the right-wing fundamentalists in this country who seem to sympathize with ISIS. Many of your friends, Adolf Fischsticks. Liberals aren’t blaming 9/11 on “sin” or “perversion” and saying that America deserves to be attacked, or that God will remove his protection from us.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    That’s why they call us ‘the Great Satan.’

    Uh, no, Fischer, that exciting epithet came from Iran’s ayatollahs, and has to do with the US supporting the vicious – one might say diabolical (look up “SAVAK” some time) – dictatorship of the late Shah.

    Sunnis comprise just about all the international Muslim terrorist networks, and wouldn’t use a Shiite slogan if you dangled their favorite copy of the Quran over a pit of rabid Torahs.

  • thebookofdave

    That’s why we can’t compromise our gay marriage. If we cave in to biblical values, the terrorists have won.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    That’s American Exceptionalism for you, jason the cripple.