Homeopathy Cures Homosexuality! Film at 11!

Christian right bigots are apparently not the only ones who think they can change someone’s sexual orientation. Some homeopaths think that homosexuality is caused by misaligned chakras and can be cured through the use of acupuncture. I wish I were joking.

Many homeopaths have reported seeing this happen to their homosexual patients, that after a treatement for a problem like a headache they reported that their former sexual orientation changed from being homosexual to healthy heterosexual…

It is claimed by the majority that the sexual orientation is not a perversion or a illness. So why then can a homeopathic remedy be successful in changing the orientation?

Apparently the majority is misinformed. And as history teach us, that misinformation is performed intentionally by people with a secret agenda. But it should not be too difficult to understand their motivations. At least we do not expect that politicians tells us the truth, why should we then expect the truth from people with egoistic motivations?

One motivation could be some kind of coward birth control for the earth population. China is doing this already. War is another kind of population control. And what would be easier to control the grow of a population than to implant the idea that homosexuality is natural and even “cool“. Remember the 80s movies and series? They start by introducing the funny gay dude who was harmless and was a good listener for the problems of the girls. Then in the 90s the gay was a misunderstood being and human. During the year 2000 the sexual orientation started to become a personal choice, even being “bi” was considered fancy. More and more “come outs” filled the newspapers, most time of Hollywood stars or even politicians. Now the so called Gay-Agenda even attacked aggressively the CEO of a spaghetti fabric, because he was not willing to make a commercial with two gay mens at the table instead of a “traditional family“.

Damn those movies that portrayed gay people as human! It’s an outrage! The solution? Penetrate that allegedly gay person repeatedly. With needles.

Our human body has invisible pathways (so called meridians) for the life force. This is known in acupuncture for thousands of years. Life force is nothing else than consciousness (awareness). We have 12 main meridians and some extra pathways which function as a reservoir of the energy. This extra meridians are called the “extraordinary meridians“.

One of this meridians is called the “Governing Vessel”. It starts from the perineum just before the anus, runs upward along the midline of back to the head and stops on inside of the upper lip. The direction of the energy flow is very important for the overall health and the mind.

If this energy would flow from the top back to the anus it would cause a blockage in the first and second chakra. When this happens during childhood it is possible that this causes a lot of problems in the sexual orientation, especially if this happens before the puberty starts. It is known that this reverted flow of the Governing Vessel could be caused by birth trauma. One reason why especially trauma remedies was successful in changing the orientation.

A change in the flow of the Governing Vessel can also be caused by perverted sexual practice like anal intercourse. Even a thick cicatrice tissue in this lower area around the anus caused by a not well done surgical intervention can disturb the flow of the life force. Not to forget drugs like ecstasy or heroin, which lowers the restraints!

Every homeopathic remedy, even acupuncture, which is applied for “secondary problems” can alter the sexual orientation, changing it to the healthy state of heterosexual.

I think it’s safe to say that this article was written by one sick and twisted asshole.

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  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    Homeopathy (european) + acupuncture (chinese) = diagnosing chakra diseases (indian)?

    Wow. There’s some seriously ambitious pan-quackery going on here.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    Homeopathy (european) + acupuncture (chinese) = diagnosing chakra diseases (indian)?

    Wow. There’s some seriously ambitious pan-quackery going on here.

  • http://artk.typepad.com ArtK

    @Crip Dyke

    Isn’t it Orac who described homeopathy as the “one woo to rule them all?”

  • http://artk.typepad.com ArtK

    @Crip Dyke

    Isn’t it Orac who described homeopathy as the “one woo to rule them all?”

  • D. C. Sessions

    At least we do not expect that politicians tells us the truth, why should we then expect the truth from people with egoistic motivations?

    Ed, why doesn’t this qualify for a Bryan Fisher award nomination?

  • D. C. Sessions

    At least we do not expect that politicians tells us the truth, why should we then expect the truth from people with egoistic motivations?

    Ed, why doesn’t this qualify for a Bryan Fisher award nomination?

  • Mr Ed

    Here is what worries me, what if I sleep on a lumpy bed or go camping could my meridians get misaligned blocking my chakras and change my orientation? I never realized how fragile orientation was one little slip or a fall and now you have to tell your partner that you’ve changed.

  • Mr Ed

    Here is what worries me, what if I sleep on a lumpy bed or go camping could my meridians get misaligned blocking my chakras and change my orientation? I never realized how fragile orientation was one little slip or a fall and now you have to tell your partner that you’ve changed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1017276335 Strewth

    Crip Dyke @1, I agree. What’s the Gauss on that Crank Magnet? I think my fillings are loose.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1017276335 Strewth

    Crip Dyke @1, I agree. What’s the Gauss on that Crank Magnet? I think my fillings are loose.

  • eric

    Is this a hoax, like Sokals? The first two paragraphs of the author’s second quote, closely read, seem to be saying that according to homeopathy the anus is a reservoir for the consciousness. IOW, homeopathy is about having your head up your ass. Could the author be poking fun at the subject using the holistic equivalent of technobabble?

  • eric

    Is this a hoax, like Sokals? The first two paragraphs of the author’s second quote, closely read, seem to be saying that according to homeopathy the anus is a reservoir for the consciousness. IOW, homeopathy is about having your head up your ass. Could the author be poking fun at the subject using the holistic equivalent of technobabble?

  • John Pieret

    the “Governing Vessel” … starts from the perineum just before the anus, runs upward along the midline of back to the head and stops on inside of the upper lip

    I think he tried to bring his Governing Vessel full circle by bringing the inside of his upper lip into contact with his perineum but tragically missed and wound up with his head up his ass.

  • John Pieret

    the “Governing Vessel” … starts from the perineum just before the anus, runs upward along the midline of back to the head and stops on inside of the upper lip

    I think he tried to bring his Governing Vessel full circle by bringing the inside of his upper lip into contact with his perineum but tragically missed and wound up with his head up his ass.

  • brewlord

    Considering most fundamentalist Christians consider things like acupuncture blasphemy, we could end up with maximum wingnut.

  • brewlord

    Considering most fundamentalist Christians consider things like acupuncture blasphemy, we could end up with maximum wingnut.

  • wreck

    “Then in the 90s the gay was a misunderstood being and human.”

    We can’t have that!

    “attacked aggressively the CEO of a spaghetti fabric”

    WTF is a spaghetti fabric?

    “because he was not willing to make a commercial with two gay mens at the table”

    You mean two hot sweaty gay mens?

  • wreck

    “Then in the 90s the gay was a misunderstood being and human.”

    We can’t have that!

    “attacked aggressively the CEO of a spaghetti fabric”

    WTF is a spaghetti fabric?

    “because he was not willing to make a commercial with two gay mens at the table”

    You mean two hot sweaty gay mens?

  • blf

    WTF is a spaghetti fabric?

    Edible Velcro® ?

  • blf

    WTF is a spaghetti fabric?

    Edible Velcro® ?

  • Loqi

    I fucking love the disclaimer on that site.

    “we does not [sic] warrant that the medical information on this website is complete, true, accurate, up-to-date, or non-misleading.”

  • Loqi

    I fucking love the disclaimer on that site.

    “we does not [sic] warrant that the medical information on this website is complete, true, accurate, up-to-date, or non-misleading.”

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    Isn’t the basis of homeopathy “like cures like”? You’d think then that all that oral sex would have created a world without homosexuality by now…

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    Isn’t the basis of homeopathy “like cures like”? You’d think then that all that oral sex would have created a world without homosexuality by now…

  • D. C. Sessions

    Isn’t the basis of homeopathy “like cures like”? You’d think then that all that oral sex would have created a world without homosexuality by now…

    Yes, but it’s not terribly effective until it’s been diluted and percussed. For instance, semen diluted in vaginal secretions and pounded — hard — for a long time before being ingested.

    You know, normally Ed doesn’t have a problem with NSFW comments but in this case …

  • D. C. Sessions

    Isn’t the basis of homeopathy “like cures like”? You’d think then that all that oral sex would have created a world without homosexuality by now…

    Yes, but it’s not terribly effective until it’s been diluted and percussed. For instance, semen diluted in vaginal secretions and pounded — hard — for a long time before being ingested.

    You know, normally Ed doesn’t have a problem with NSFW comments but in this case …

  • sabrekgb

    …the fuck is a Spaghetti fabric?

  • sabrekgb

    …the fuck is a Spaghetti fabric?

  • The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

    Our human body has invisible pathways (so called meridians) for the life force. This is known in acupuncture for thousands of years.

    Except that acupuncture as currently known was pretty much invented during the Great Leap Forward to replace real medicine much more cheaply. Of course, Party bigwigs still had their real doctors.

  • The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

    Our human body has invisible pathways (so called meridians) for the life force. This is known in acupuncture for thousands of years.

    Except that acupuncture as currently known was pretty much invented during the Great Leap Forward to replace real medicine much more cheaply. Of course, Party bigwigs still had their real doctors.

  • mordred

    Spagetti fabric? Fabrik would be German for factory. Made perfect sense for me on first reading.

    Don’t know how many languages I’d have to mix for the rest of this thing to make sense.

  • mordred

    Spagetti fabric? Fabrik would be German for factory. Made perfect sense for me on first reading.

    Don’t know how many languages I’d have to mix for the rest of this thing to make sense.

  • mordred

    There’s something for everyone on the site! Orgon energy, lots of quantum, ID, Tesla and chemtrails! Also, did you know the earth is pushed around its orbit by the sun’s magnetic field?

    I think my brain hurts!

  • mordred

    There’s something for everyone on the site! Orgon energy, lots of quantum, ID, Tesla and chemtrails! Also, did you know the earth is pushed around its orbit by the sun’s magnetic field?

    I think my brain hurts!

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    @wreck, et. al.:

    WTF is a spaghetti fabric?

    Mordred @16 has it correct. The author is referring to a “maker of spaghetti”.

    Here’s a link to a story about what must be the source of this particular bit of angst.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    @wreck, et. al.:

    WTF is a spaghetti fabric?

    Mordred @16 has it correct. The author is referring to a “maker of spaghetti”.

    Here’s a link to a story about what must be the source of this particular bit of angst.

  • kevo

    Well, this is easily testable. The author need simply cause a blockage in his governing vessel. Once blocked, he should instantly be gay. If he buys a ticket to Magic Mike XXL within 48 hours of blockage, he should apply for a grant for further study. Couldn’t be simpler.

  • kevo

    Well, this is easily testable. The author need simply cause a blockage in his governing vessel. Once blocked, he should instantly be gay. If he buys a ticket to Magic Mike XXL within 48 hours of blockage, he should apply for a grant for further study. Couldn’t be simpler.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    And as history teach us, that misinformation is performed intentionally by people with a secret agenda.

    But wait a minute. What if history itself is misinformation performed intentionally by people with a secret agenda?

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    And as history teach us, that misinformation is performed intentionally by people with a secret agenda.

    But wait a minute. What if history itself is misinformation performed intentionally by people with a secret agenda?

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    Here is what worries me, what if I sleep on a lumpy bed or go camping could my meridians get misaligned blocking my chakras and change my orientation?

    A very good question, Mr. Ed. It does seem to follow from the author’s logic that even the tiniest little prick can turn you gay.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    Here is what worries me, what if I sleep on a lumpy bed or go camping could my meridians get misaligned blocking my chakras and change my orientation?

    A very good question, Mr. Ed. It does seem to follow from the author’s logic that even the tiniest little prick can turn you gay.

  • anubisprime

    Gap in the market after ‘teh ghey therapy’ scam hit the inevitable buffers. and apart from the likes of the RCC. who are fuckin’ delusional and rabid, thick as pig shit, bigots, it is regarded as a failed naive even destructive bucket of rancid bollix…cos that is what it really is!

    So what should another scam merchant worth their chakra’s supposed to do?

    Open goal…target rich environment…cash by the oodle…and a free market!

    So not so much an opportunity…more like a scam cockroaches play when the lights go out and the stew pot is uncovered.

  • anubisprime

    Gap in the market after ‘teh ghey therapy’ scam hit the inevitable buffers. and apart from the likes of the RCC. who are fuckin’ delusional and rabid, thick as pig shit, bigots, it is regarded as a failed naive even destructive bucket of rancid bollix…cos that is what it really is!

    So what should another scam merchant worth their chakra’s supposed to do?

    Open goal…target rich environment…cash by the oodle…and a free market!

    So not so much an opportunity…more like a scam cockroaches play when the lights go out and the stew pot is uncovered.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    … some kind of coward birth control for the earth population.

    Considering how much the right-wing agenda is driven by fear, reducing the number of cowards could be the breakthrough progressives are looking for!

  • Pierce R. Butler

    … some kind of coward birth control for the earth population.

    Considering how much the right-wing agenda is driven by fear, reducing the number of cowards could be the breakthrough progressives are looking for!

  • ebotebo

    @ #4 – Ed – Years ago I had a fall, and yes, I changed. Took up the clarinet!!

  • ebotebo

    @ #4 – Ed – Years ago I had a fall, and yes, I changed. Took up the clarinet!!

  • cbp44

    Christian right bigots are apparently not the only ones who think they can change someone’s sexual orientation.

    You are wrong Ed. This person is a Christian right bigot. In that same article you got this from, they say this…

    But every human being that is born with a defect in their orientation should never be treated bad, because the Bible says that we need to love our neighbor. But we do not tolerate the promotion of a perversion, as we do not tolerate the promotion of lies, intentional misinformation and the perversion of what is natural.

    They also have some other god-bothering language about intelligent design. Anyway, although I am sure there are some non-Christian chakra-believing woo woo idiots that also think they can “cure” being gay, this guy isn’t one of them. He is informed by his Christian (damn, I hate capitalizing that word and yes I know it is my choice) beliefs and incidentally uses that same logic that got him to theism to justify acupuncture.

  • cbp44

    Christian right bigots are apparently not the only ones who think they can change someone’s sexual orientation.

    You are wrong Ed. This person is a Christian right bigot. In that same article you got this from, they say this…

    But every human being that is born with a defect in their orientation should never be treated bad, because the Bible says that we need to love our neighbor. But we do not tolerate the promotion of a perversion, as we do not tolerate the promotion of lies, intentional misinformation and the perversion of what is natural.

    They also have some other god-bothering language about intelligent design. Anyway, although I am sure there are some non-Christian chakra-believing woo woo idiots that also think they can “cure” being gay, this guy isn’t one of them. He is informed by his Christian (damn, I hate capitalizing that word and yes I know it is my choice) beliefs and incidentally uses that same logic that got him to theism to justify acupuncture.

  • congenital cynic

    My wife’s parents are hard core RCC adherents, but they also are into every kind of woo imaginable. It’s embarrassing. They believe in all of that chakra foolishness, and energy balancing, and a host of other silly things. I cringe every time they bring up some new kind of woo.

  • congenital cynic

    My wife’s parents are hard core RCC adherents, but they also are into every kind of woo imaginable. It’s embarrassing. They believe in all of that chakra foolishness, and energy balancing, and a host of other silly things. I cringe every time they bring up some new kind of woo.