Manning Follower: ‘Manufactured’ Hurricanes Rid Florida of Americans

At that bizarre racial reconciliation event on the 4th of July, one of fascist preacher James David Manning’s followers, Rhonda Herrington, introduced him with a really weird, rambling monologue about how “manufactured” hurricanes were used to cleanse Pensacola of “real Americans” and replace them with evil sodomites.

But the real fireworks seemed to have come on the second day of the event, July 5, which was filmed by conservative activist Wiley Drake, who is credited as the cofounder of the “Racial Reconciliation of the Races” event.

Manning was introduced by Rhonda Herrington, a member of his ATLAH church congregation. Herrington recalled a visit to Pensacola, Florida, to protest the trial of creationist tax-dodger Kent Hovind, and was shocked to see that the city had become a “sodomite heaven,” which she blamed on “manufactured” hurricanes meant to “get rid of the Americans.” She also took aim at Rev. Al Sharpton, who she blamed for “doing race riots” and “church shootings” with money funneled from George Soros through President Obama.

As she was leaving the stage, a member of the audience yelled, “Sodomites, go to Hell!” Manning, taking the stage, then asked everyone to stand and join him in yelling, “Sodomites, go to Hell!”

Yeah, that’s how you achieve racial reconciliation — you join together to believe fucked up conspiracy theories and demand that gay people be stoned to death.

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  • llewelly

    It’s true, Hurricane Ivan in 2004 was manufactured by Al Gore in his secret laboratory beneath the tropical Atlantic. He was mad about that election, I guess.

  • llewelly

    It’s true, Hurricane Ivan in 2004 was manufactured by Al Gore in his secret laboratory beneath the tropical Atlantic. He was mad about that election, I guess.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    What better way to bring people together than to align them against other people?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    What better way to bring people together than to align them against other people?

  • wreck

    “Racial Reconciliation of the Races”

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  • wreck

    “Racial Reconciliation of the Races”

    Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    wreck, you should’ve seen their marathon, the Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    wreck, you should’ve seen their marathon, the Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    And then Al Sharpton and the KKK started their own run, the Race-Baiters and Racists Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    And then Al Sharpton and the KKK started their own run, the Race-Baiters and Racists Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    And then they joined the Russian rocket program, with the Space Race Race-Baiters and Racists Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    And then they joined the Russian rocket program, with the Space Race Race-Baiters and Racists Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    And then a noir detective had to solve a murder there, The Case of the Space Race Race-Baiters and Racists Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    And then a noir detective had to solve a murder there, The Case of the Space Race Race-Baiters and Racists Race for Racial Reconciliation of the Races.

  • raven

    Actually it was one of the xian gods that did all that.

    God is in charge and everything happens for a reason!!!

  • raven

    Actually it was one of the xian gods that did all that.

    God is in charge and everything happens for a reason!!!

  • caseloweraz

    a really weird, rambling monologue about how “manufactured” hurricanes were used to cleanse Pensacola of “real Americans” and replace them with evil sodomites.

    I remember an episode of The Invaders in which the aliens “manufactured” a hurricane. But leaving that question aside, I would be fascinated to learn how Rhonda H. thinks the hurricane was able to remove one set of people from Pensacola and replace them with another. That’s even more of a trick than the one Ming the Merciless managed when he developed a disease that killed people who resisted his rule, leaving the compliant subjects unharmed.

  • caseloweraz

    a really weird, rambling monologue about how “manufactured” hurricanes were used to cleanse Pensacola of “real Americans” and replace them with evil sodomites.

    I remember an episode of The Invaders in which the aliens “manufactured” a hurricane. But leaving that question aside, I would be fascinated to learn how Rhonda H. thinks the hurricane was able to remove one set of people from Pensacola and replace them with another. That’s even more of a trick than the one Ming the Merciless managed when he developed a disease that killed people who resisted his rule, leaving the compliant subjects unharmed.

  • caseloweraz

    “You gotta help us, Rhonda — help us get you out of our heads…”

  • caseloweraz

    “You gotta help us, Rhonda — help us get you out of our heads…”

  • raven

    I would be fascinated to learn how Rhonda H. thinks the hurricane was able to remove one set of people from Pensacola and replace them with another.

    You’ve never heard of the Pod People?

    They have been book and movie stars among other things.

    This must be a new episode. The Invasion of the Gay Pod People.

    Rhonda Herrington is also a victim from last season. The Invasion of the Rambling, Incoherent Pod People.

  • raven

    I would be fascinated to learn how Rhonda H. thinks the hurricane was able to remove one set of people from Pensacola and replace them with another.

    You’ve never heard of the Pod People?

    They have been book and movie stars among other things.

    This must be a new episode. The Invasion of the Gay Pod People.

    Rhonda Herrington is also a victim from last season. The Invasion of the Rambling, Incoherent Pod People.

  • John Pieret

    “manufactured” hurricanes meant to “get rid of the Americans”

    Wasn’t that shown in one of those documentaries about James Bond and the homosexual super-villain, Ernst Stavro Blowfeld?

  • John Pieret

    “manufactured” hurricanes meant to “get rid of the Americans”

    Wasn’t that shown in one of those documentaries about James Bond and the homosexual super-villain, Ernst Stavro Blowfeld?

  • moarscienceplz

    These storms drove all the “indiguous” people off the land

    Seems to me the Indiguous People need to learn how to manufacture their own hurricanes.

    We must close the Hurricane Gap Now!

  • moarscienceplz

    These storms drove all the “indiguous” people off the land

    Seems to me the Indiguous People need to learn how to manufacture their own hurricanes.

    We must close the Hurricane Gap Now!

  • eric

    I would be fascinated to learn how Rhonda H. thinks the hurricane was able to remove one set of people from Pensacola and replace them with another.

    The hurricane just removes them. Obama then trucks in gay atheist muslins and gives them the empty houses.

  • eric

    I would be fascinated to learn how Rhonda H. thinks the hurricane was able to remove one set of people from Pensacola and replace them with another.

    The hurricane just removes them. Obama then trucks in gay atheist muslins and gives them the empty houses.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Please recall that the last hurricane to seriously bother Pensacola was Ivan in 2004.

    Note the Russian name, a clear giveaway.

    Connect the dots: would a good Christian man living in the path of that storm of have stayed to get blown by a male Commie cyclone? Would he leave his wife & kids behind to endure the same ordeal?

    Meanwhile, as he evacuated, who was in that convoy of pink & lavender Miatas driving the other way?

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Please recall that the last hurricane to seriously bother Pensacola was Ivan in 2004.

    Note the Russian name, a clear giveaway.

    Connect the dots: would a good Christian man living in the path of that storm of have stayed to get blown by a male Commie cyclone? Would he leave his wife & kids behind to endure the same ordeal?

    Meanwhile, as he evacuated, who was in that convoy of pink & lavender Miatas driving the other way?

  • macallan

    God is in charge and everything happens for a reason!!!

    Nobody ever said it’s a good reason though.

  • macallan

    God is in charge and everything happens for a reason!!!

    Nobody ever said it’s a good reason though.

  • lordshipmayhem

    Does this mean she thinks they’ve put those shuttered Michigan auto-parts plants back to work making the components of Hurricanes?

  • lordshipmayhem

    Does this mean she thinks they’ve put those shuttered Michigan auto-parts plants back to work making the components of Hurricanes?

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    Sounds like a guy I ran into a few times on Usenet, root. He was always going on about the “secret communists” he encountered. He once claimed he went to Israel, but couldn’t find any Palestinians. All he could find were secret communists pretending to be Palestinians.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    Sounds like a guy I ran into a few times on Usenet, root. He was always going on about the “secret communists” he encountered. He once claimed he went to Israel, but couldn’t find any Palestinians. All he could find were secret communists pretending to be Palestinians.

  • freemage

    lordshipmayhem says

    July 10, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    Does this mean she thinks they’ve put those shuttered Michigan auto-parts plants back to work making the components of Hurricanes?

    After the components are built, of course, they’re shipped down for storage in the shuttered Texas Wal-Marts before final assembly.

  • freemage

    lordshipmayhem says

    July 10, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    Does this mean she thinks they’ve put those shuttered Michigan auto-parts plants back to work making the components of Hurricanes?

    After the components are built, of course, they’re shipped down for storage in the shuttered Texas Wal-Marts before final assembly.

  • whheydt

    Re: lordshipmayhem @ #17…

    Either that or Spitfires. They were designed to the same general specification…

  • whheydt

    Re: lordshipmayhem @ #17…

    Either that or Spitfires. They were designed to the same general specification…

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    I had no idea Sodomites were immune to hurricanes. If only word of this amazing fact had reached New Orleans before August 31, 2005.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    I had no idea Sodomites were immune to hurricanes. If only word of this amazing fact had reached New Orleans before August 31, 2005.

  • zbeeblebrox

    @ #4 – And the Natural Guard.

  • zbeeblebrox

    @ #4 – And the Natural Guard.

  • StevoR

    Co-incidentally just recently read :

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_Storms

    Also climatologists such as Jim Hansen have famously noted Global Overheating will produce a world where huge hurricanes (Katrina, Sandy, typhoon Haiyan etc ..) are more commonand devavsting with alltehextra heat ebnergyand warmer oceans ..

    Which hurts everyone.

  • StevoR

    Co-incidentally just recently read :

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_Storms

    Also climatologists such as Jim Hansen have famously noted Global Overheating will produce a world where huge hurricanes (Katrina, Sandy, typhoon Haiyan etc ..) are more commonand devavsting with alltehextra heat ebnergyand warmer oceans ..

    Which hurts everyone.

  • StevoR

    More on topic – what a pitiful gathering and sad hate rant there. So reminiscent of the Westboro cults hatefests.

  • StevoR

    More on topic – what a pitiful gathering and sad hate rant there. So reminiscent of the Westboro cults hatefests.

  • StevoR

    @20. whheydt : Being American I’d have thought P-51 Mustangs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang ) would be a more likely choice.

  • StevoR

    @20. whheydt : Being American I’d have thought P-51 Mustangs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang ) would be a more likely choice.

  • dingojack

    Whether Spits, Mustangs or Hurricanes, it’d take a (natural) hurricane passing through the junkyard of parts to assemble them — or so Kenny Ham et al. tell us!

    Dingo

  • dingojack

    Whether Spits, Mustangs or Hurricanes, it’d take a (natural) hurricane passing through the junkyard of parts to assemble them — or so Kenny Ham et al. tell us!

    Dingo

  • StevoR

    Meanwhile elsewhere on the globe :

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-11/almost-1-million-evacuated-as-super-typhoon-hits-china/6612212

    Oh noes! Must mean Teh Ghey is taking over China next!

  • StevoR

    Meanwhile elsewhere on the globe :

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-11/almost-1-million-evacuated-as-super-typhoon-hits-china/6612212

    Oh noes! Must mean Teh Ghey is taking over China next!

  • dingojack

    Stevo — Yes but think about the gay pride marches.

    They’d be huge, highly orderly, lots of fireworks, plenty of beats, copious dragons. There’d be a lot of men (and few women) and the only anti-gay bigot stopping it would be some guy armed only with two bags of shopping.

    😉 Dingo

  • dingojack

    Stevo — Yes but think about the gay pride marches.

    They’d be huge, highly orderly, lots of fireworks, plenty of beats, copious dragons. There’d be a lot of men (and few women) and the only anti-gay bigot stopping it would be some guy armed only with two bags of shopping.

    😉 Dingo

  • anubisprime

    The wingnuts have dispensed with the coyness and modesty they all posses but usually keep close to their black shriveled hearts to share amongst themselves when they are all gagging for a circle jerk …and have now lost patience and gone straight for global broadcast of their utterly insane drivel.

    It is a going for broke scenario, all other avenues being slowly blocked off over time.

    This is a rally for the flagging spirits in their troop of sunbeams, it is no real use anywhere else, but they are tired of keeping it out of sight having given up the pretense they are showing it how it is…cos ‘it’ …might not be here to long!

    So no constructive dialogue required just a bunch of weirdos crying over not getting their way and inventing ways that their fairy is pissed off about that…apparently!

    They are proud to be incoherent and bigoted and righteous and pathetic…it is what jeebus would do!

  • anubisprime

    The wingnuts have dispensed with the coyness and modesty they all posses but usually keep close to their black shriveled hearts to share amongst themselves when they are all gagging for a circle jerk …and have now lost patience and gone straight for global broadcast of their utterly insane drivel.

    It is a going for broke scenario, all other avenues being slowly blocked off over time.

    This is a rally for the flagging spirits in their troop of sunbeams, it is no real use anywhere else, but they are tired of keeping it out of sight having given up the pretense they are showing it how it is…cos ‘it’ …might not be here to long!

    So no constructive dialogue required just a bunch of weirdos crying over not getting their way and inventing ways that their fairy is pissed off about that…apparently!

    They are proud to be incoherent and bigoted and righteous and pathetic…it is what jeebus would do!