Obama To Be Met By 5000 Naked People in Kenya

President Obama is scheduled to make a visit to Kenya, home of his biological father, and there’s a whole bunch of bigots there who are quite upset about his advocacy of not putting gay people in prison or killing them. So they’re going to do the obvious thing in response: Strip naked.

A 33-year-old man is the face behind a political party that has vowed to have 5,000 of its members march naked in Nairobi to protest US President Barack Obama’s support for homosexuality.

Mr Vincent Kidaha, a father of two, says he means business with a letter wrote to the Nairobi Administration Police commandant on Monday, informing him of a strike planned by the Republican Liberty Party on July 22 and 23.

In an interview with Nairobi News on Tuesday afternoon, he said there will be 4,000 men and 1,000 women taking part in the protest…

“Gays in Kenya are paid and if you are paid to do something, you must throw all the words you need to throw because the pay master must see that this man is doing his work,” he said…

“The procession shall be carried out by approximately 5,000 totally naked men and women to protest over the United States of America President Barack Obama’s open and aggressive support for homosexuality.

“The party’s objective is for him to see and understand the different (sic) between a man and a woman.”

Uh yeah, because that’s why he doesn’t think you should put gay people in prison or kill them (both allowed under a bill this party sponsors, the first punishment for Kenyans and the second for foreigners), because he doesn’t know the difference between men and women. And as soon as he sees your tallywhackers hanging out, he’ll totally get it and start hating gay people as much as you do. Brilliant plan, you moron.

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  • cswella

    “I’m going to march in lockstep, surrounded by 3,999 other men, in order to protest homosexuality!”

  • marcus

    To be fair, tallywhackers are pretty strange looking*, if I saw 4000 of them coming after me I might rethink a lot of things (though certainly not my support for my LGBT brothers and sisters).

    *Except for mine of course, which is a natural wonder and a thing of beauty. (Trust me.)

  • http://www.thelosersleague.com theschwa

    …to protest over the United States of America President Barack Obama’s open and aggressive support for homosexuality.

    Be careful! He is VERY aggressive in his support! He might just get off the plane and blow each and every one of those men, thus making them ripe targets for prison once their plan works and the law gets passed. It is all part of his “Poetic Justice Plan for Kenya”!! Also he is homogay!

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Well no one is whacking my tally, thank you very much.

  • Mr Ed

    I hope it doesn’t work, if it does CPAC might try it here and there are some things you can’t unsee

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Special flights to Nairobi to, uh, support our President, are being chartered from San Francisco, Soho, Provincetown and Key West: book your fare now for a fabulous view from the aisle seats!

  • John Pieret

    A grand occasion for the first ever nuclear glitter bomb! …

    Mr Vincent Kidaha, a father of two

    Only two? … hmmm …. isn’t that a little suspicious?

  • anubisprime

    Obama should just point and laugh…the TV cameras will do the rest!

  • caseloweraz

    “Gays in Kenya are paid and if you are paid to do something, you must throw all the words you need to throw because the pay master must see that this man is doing his work,” he said…

    What does that even mean? Bad translation?

    “The procession shall be carried out by approximately 5,000 totally naked men and women to protest over the United States of America President Barack Obama’s open and aggressive support for homosexuality.

    I’ll bet this turns out to be very approximate… as in vastly overstated.

    Also, I would not be surprised if there’s a counter-protest. Not by local gays, but by people objecting to public nudity.

  • caseloweraz

    Marcus: To be fair, tallywhackers are pretty strange looking*, if I saw 4000 of them coming after me I might rethink a lot of things…

    Yes, all those alien-looking, psychotic Havenites coming at you would throw a scare into anyone!

    Oh, wait — I’m thinking of The Tommyknockers

  • Raucous Indignation

    This is my Favorite Thing on The Internet as of today! We must have follow up on this remarkable protest!

  • carpenterman

    Didn’t they have this scene in one of the ‘American Pie’ movies?

    I thought this sort of public display was supposed to be characteristic of decadent, debauched America?

  • John Pieret

    From the original article:

    Mr Kidaha said the party never fielded a presidential candidate during the last General Election and that it doesn’t have any elected member in Parliament, which he said was the reason why their anti-homosexuality Bill has not gone to the committee stages.

    The man is a parliamentarian genius!

  • Doug Little

    If I might quote one George Takei,

    OH MYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    But seriously if this thing goes ahead I’m pretty sure it will be a monumental case of the Streisand effect.

  • lldayo

    He should walk out of the plane with a sign saying “If you can read this you are gay.” Then their own police can deal with them how they want to.

  • Johnny Vector

    Marcus:

    To be fair, tallywhackers are pretty strange looking*, if I saw 4000 of them coming after me I might rethink a lot of things…

    Well now that’s what I want to see next week in Oglaf!

  • Phillip IV

    If your variation on the theme “We gotta show those gays!” involves showing them your genitals specifically, you might not be as anti-gay as you believe yourself to be. And that’s all aside from the larger issue of organizing a nude demo against public indecency.

    Seriously, though, it seems this is mostly a publicity stunt – the group involved seems hardly capable of mobilizing 50 people for a public demonstration, let alone 5000, irrespective of state of dress. They’re probably just trying to garner a few newspaper headlines by threatening to embarrass the whole country before the eyes of the world, and the actual march will never take place – which they’ll blame either on not getting a permit or getting threats (likely gay people threatening to look at the pictures).

  • dingojack

    So – this guy’s party has no elected members —

    So he thought he’d show Obama a few un-elected ones.

    Dingo

    ———

    PS: I hope, for his sake, they’re only ‘morally‘ upright…

  • moarscienceplz

    I want some more details of how one gets paid to be Gay in Kenya. Is it a 24 hour a day job, or do I just have to march in an occasional parade wearing a boa?

  • billydee

    As much as I admire the male form, I would not rush to Kenya to see this parade. There is a universal truth that I have observe over my 65 years: The people who are most willing to go nude in public are overwhelmingly the people others would least like to see nude anywhere.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    I would suspect Kenya, like most places, has public indecency laws. So if these guys actually do try to parade naked past Obama they’ll probably get arrested.

  • lordshipmayhem

    He and his nude crew would fit right in with the Toronto Gay Pride Parade, where a contingent of naturists march nude through the downtown core to show their support for their naturist LGBT friends and relatives.

  • anubisprime

    Un-elected or un-erected…

    A certain poignant irony there…

    4000 standing at attention might very well get them arrested for gross indecency.

    4000 limp ones sums up their potency, and looks rather ridiculous.

    Most politicians rarely follow their brain fart idiocy through to the inevitable conclusion, they just rant and rave and get their pet nonsense front dead center in policy ‘initiative’ while bathing in the adulation of the clinically brain dead.

    Chummy here seems to have eclipsed all of them in some style.

    A new bar height set…no doubt there are a few US religious politically ambitious dimwads that feel they can do better in the fuck head stakes…given their general track record in inanity, that seems a foregone conclusion, but at least they have a clue as to how dumb they gotta get, they know they will have to train properly to get that good…they will not disappoint !

  • anubisprime

    @ 23

    5000 even…!

  • Die Anyway

    BTW, the organizer cancelled the protest.

  • dingojack

    Die Anyway – I hear they put it to a vote — but they couldn’t get it up.

    😉 Dingo

  • dingojack

    Sorry. Wasn’t innuendo what they were complaining about originally?

    :) Dingo