Shoebat: Kill the Gays Before They Molest the Boy Scouts

Ted Shoebat, the deranged and fascist son of fake “ex-terrorist” Walid Shoebat is once again calling for all gay people to be murdered because the Boy Scouts of America are now going to allow gay men to be troop leaders and that will lead to child molestation, blah blah blah.

The sodomites molest children and teenagers, and groom them, and from such you have an army of advocates wanting the whole world to be molested.

But will you do anything about it? I doubt it.

Haven’t you people learned from the Holy Scriptures? Do not the sublime words of the prophets and the Apostles warn us and tell us? Does not the Scriptures tell us about how the people of Sodom wanted to rape the angels; does not the Scriptures tell us of the evil Benjaminites who wanted to rape the men in the house (Judges 19); does not the Apostle Paul tell us in Romans that the homosexuals are full of murder and are “inventors of evil things” (Romans 1:30)

We have ignored these words. For if we didn’t, we would know that the sodomites are constantly contriving all sorts of evils. If they want to enter the Boy Scouts, its for evil; if they want to enter the military, its for evil; if they want to enter the schools, its for evil; sports, its for evil; the Church, its for evil.

I believe that the reason why the homosexuals want to enter the Boy Scouts is because they want to recruit young boys, and transform the Scouts into a Nazi-like gay youth club; young brainwashed children who can be used as soldiers against Christianity.

This is why I say that there is only one solution to the homosexual agenda, and that is death. What does the Scriptures say? “ If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.” (Leviticus 20:13)

But here’s the most absurd thing he writes:

This is the sick world we live in. I keep hearing about “sharia law coming to America,” its already here. Just look at all of the elites with the fat donors and nicely pressed suites, and all of their deviant and filthy looking acolytes on the streets calling for unnatural and reprobate actions, and you will see the advancers of tyranny more tyrannical than any ancient despot.

But who is it that is advocating for the worst, most tyrannical version of Sharia law? Shoebat himself. The reactionary Muslims want to kill the gays and so does Shoebat. Whether you justify it with the word “God” or with “Allah” makes no difference at all. It’s fascism.

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  • Synfandel

    The sodomites molest children and teenagers, and groom them…

    Okay, molestation is deplorable, but what’s wrong with a little face washing, nail clipping, and hair combing?

  • Synfandel

    Does [sic] not the Scriptures tell us about how the people of Sodom wanted to rape the angels[?]

    Does they not also tell us that Lot, being a moral and upstanding member of God’s chosen people, offered up his daughter instead?

    …does not the Scriptures tell us of the evil Benjaminites who wanted to rape the men in the house (Judges 19); does not the Apostle Paul tell us in Romans that the homosexuals are full of murder and are “inventors of evil things” (Romans 1:30)

    We have ignored these words. For if we didn’t, we would know that the sodomites are constantly contriving all sorts of evils.

    Kind of makes you wonder whether there has ever been a case of a heterosexual man raping a woman.

  • blf

    I suspect if someone told this nutter “The sky is blue”, he’d insist that problem could be fixed by killing all Teh Gay.

    It’s sort of a universal solution. Clogged drain? Kill all Teh Gay. Clogged brain? Kill all Teh Gay. Cemeteries full of dead Teh Gay? Kill all Teh Gay.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    Now I’m aware that I probably don’t exist in the minds of people people like Shoebat, but as a bisexual woman I do admit that everything I do is for evil. When I go out for groceries, it’s for evil. When I comment on a blog, it’s for evil. When I give a co-worker having a bad day a hug, it’s for evil. This morning I tied my shoelaces for evil.

    And I’m suggesting, for evil, “shoebat” as a new name for the rantiest of wingnuts.

  • theguy

    “This is why I say that there is only one solution to the homosexual agenda, and that is death”

    Sounds like Shitbat wants a solution, a final solution, if you catch my drift. Gay people aren’t molesting children. Is Shitbat going to call for the Duggars to be executed?

  • sugarfrosted

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t there a molestation scandal in the Boy Scouts back when gay scout leaders were banned?

  • blf

    When I go out for groceries, it’s for evil.

    So you’re the lady just in front of me in the queue who bought the last croissants in the boulangerie this morning. That was PURE EVIL!

  • thebookofdave

    But will you do anything about it?

    Look, we all have a vital role to play in the great struggle against the sodomites. Mine is to warn the people of god’s imminent judgment as prophet of our times, and yours is to be a footsoldier and martyr for the cause. When you are charged and tried for murder, everyone, including myself, will look up to you and admire you for your resoluteness of character, though I might deny that I ever knew or encouraged you.

  • Synfandel

    …there is only one solution to the homosexual agenda, and that is death.

    Much as I would encourage you to adopt that solution, Shoebat, it won’t work for you. Does not the Scriptures also forbid suicide?

  • eric

    When I go out for groceries, it’s for evil

    As long as you don’t wait until everything is tallied and bagged, and then start reaching into your purse for your checkbook. Grrr…

  • caseloweraz

    Shoebat: Does not the Scriptures tell us; does not the Scriptures tell us…?

    Yes, they does tell us. Our children is learning.

    “If they want to enter the Boy Scouts, its for evil; if they want to enter the military, its for evil; if they want to enter the schools, its for evil; sports, its for evil; the Church, its for evil.”

    “Its” time for Clinton to deploy apostrophes to Shoebat.

  • jimmiraybob

    …there is only one solution to ____________, and that is death…

    He used to be a declared radical Islamist with a Holy book, an enemy and a mission and now he’s a declared radical Chistianist with a Holy book, an enemy and a mission. The common denominator is death to the enemy of a religion in the name of a Holy book. Not so much fascist, per se, at least not in the classic sense, but I can see at least a rudimentary similarity in problem solving technique. I think that the more useful descriptor would be radical Chistianist (currently) – puts the focus where it belongs.

    On the other hand, T-Rump………

  • Die Anyway

    Tabby Lavalamp@4

    I usually dislike it when people are made fun of because of their name. This stems partially from my own experience as a child and having a surname that could be transformed into something mean and belittling. Also just from the rational idea that someone should be judged on thought and deed rather than appearance and name. BUT, in this case using the name to identify others as part of the same inanity as Mr. Shoebat seems justified. So, we get things like: Pat Robertson is a real shoebat. BillO displayed his shoebattiness again. The shoebat is strong in that one. Liberty University is a center of shoebatosity. Yeah, could work.

  • John Hinkle

    does not the Apostle Paul tell us in Romans that the homosexuals are full of murder and are “inventors of evil things” (Romans 1:30)

    Yea verily, God madeth them murderous. He was pisseth’d off they were pagans and not groveling Christians. So he madeth them homosexuals. And murderous. And evil and depraved and greedy. But lo, the Shoebatinites faileth to understandeth this.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    Die Anyway @13

    I was thinking more along the lines of santorum. It’s not making fun of the name, it’s taking the name of someone really awful and using that name for good. Sorry, for evil! I forgot, I do everything for evil.

  • cptdoom

    Of course we gays recruit. Why we go door to door trying to convince people to join our little group. Oh wait, that’s some other group entirely.

  • Die Anyway

    TL@15 … Yes, exactly. I’m all for it. Especially if it’s “evil”. 😉

  • Cal

    If he is calling for the murder of a class of people then how does he get the title of “ex-terrorist”?

  • busterggi

    Shoebat shows the raw id of Christianity.

  • Holms

    So, if we grant all of Shoebat’s assumptions for the sake of argument, we end up with: a bunch of sexual assaults. That’s bad. But what does he propose to solve that? A bunch of murders.

    Hmmmmm, seems like one of those ‘cure being worse than the problem’ sorts of scenarios.

  • http://sidhe3141.blogspot.com jy3, Social Justice Beguiler

    Synfandel (9)

    No one tell him about the Circumcellions

  • moarscienceplz

    I believe that the reason why the homosexuals want to enter the Boy Scouts is because they want to recruit young boys, and transform the Scouts into a Nazi-like gay youth club; young brainwashed children who can be used as soldiers against Christianity.

    Considering that many scout troops are sponsored by Christian churches, how is this going to work? Are we going to have a civil war with scouts flicking sparks at each other from their flint and steel kits? At least they will get a lot of practice with their knot-tying with all he prisoners they are going to capture.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    Shoebats in the belfry?

    I kinda like that one.

    As for what Mr Ted has to say, well, let’s just say I don’t exactly take his word for anything he asserts as fact.

    Take these “suites” for example:

    Just look at all of the elites with the fat donors and nicely pressed suites,

    I doubt the suites of the elites are pressed any more often than my own suites are.

  • StevoR

    ..does not the Apostle Paul tell us in Romans that the homosexuals are full of murder and are “inventors of evil things” (Romans 1:30)

    So computers – developed by Alan Turing – are evil things then? Hmm …

    Also : http://www.thefrisky.com/2008-12-10/12-things-we-can-thank-gay-people-for/

    Evil seems to be very much in the eye of the beholder here – and that murderous wanker Shoebat is certainly evil. Which I guess must mean ..

    (Or must it?)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2XG9CnOj8 Olav

    Die Anyway #13:

    I usually dislike it when people are made fun of because of their name. This stems partially from my own experience as a child and having a surname that could be transformed into something mean and belittling. Also just from the rational idea that someone should be judged on thought and deed rather than appearance and name. BUT, in this case using the name to identify others as part of the same inanity as Mr. Shoebat seems justified. So, we get things like: Pat Robertson is a real shoebat. BillO displayed his shoebattiness again. The shoebat is strong in that one. Liberty University is a center of shoebatosity. Yeah, could work.

    I understand your sentiment. But I still think this is a bad idea. There are probably a lot of people named “Shoebat” in the world who are nothing like this hateful specimen.

  • cjcolucci

    When I was a Boy Scout nearly half a century ago, jokes about the sexual orientation of scout leaders were already a cliche — i remember such jokes about a scout leader I very much respected and to this day I have no idea whether they were true — though credible claims of inappropriate behavior were vanishingly rare.

  • Numenaster

    As Roy Zimmerman said, “Even our own radical right and radical Islam have something in common! And it’s homophobia.”