Fischer: Obama Exporting Sexual Deviancy

The Christian right loves to criticize President Obama for daring to suggest that other countries should not throw gay people in jail or kill them. Bryan Fischer is the latest, saying that Obama’s legacy will be that he has “exported sexual deviancy” around the world.

Unsurprisingly, Bryan Fischer is likewise outraged that Obama might dare to criticize the criminalization of homosexuality in the country, lamenting on his radio program today that it is no longer illegal in the United States and blasting Obama for having “done more to export sexual deviancy than any American in the history of the republic.”

“President Obama’s legacy is going to be that he has done more to export sexual deviancy than any American in the history of the republic,” Fischer said. “That’s going to be his legacy. This will be the man that exported sexual deviancy, that made the exportation of sexual deviancy the most dangerous product that the United States ever shipped overseas is going to be President Obama’s legacy.”

Here’s the reality: Bigots like Fischer really, really wish they had the power to imprison or kill gay people. That’s why they lost their minds over the Supreme Court ruling in Lawrence v Texas that struck down state laws against sodomy, despite the fact that they were rarely enforced. They crave that power and hate that they don’t have it, which is why they envy countries like Kenya, Russia, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia, where they do have such power.

They accuse Obama of “cultural imperialism” for daring to criticize those countries for their anti-gay brutality, which is amusing coming from people who send missionaries all over the world to convert people. And especially ironic coming from the same people who freak out when a Muslim country oppresses Christians and demands that Obama engage in precisely the same behavior they deride as cultural imperialism when he does it on behalf of gay people. But human rights are human rights. A gay person has a basic human right not to be punished for being gay and a Christian has the same basic human right not to be punished for speaking their mind about their religious beliefs.

To Christian theocrats like Bryan Fischer, however, only Christians have human rights. And among those rights, in their view, is the right to oppress any group that they think their god disapproves of.

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  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    On the one hand, as a Conservative I’m saddened that America exports sexual deviancy. On the other, I’m gladdened that this country still makes things.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    What I’m saying is, as bad as The Gays are, it’s nice to flip one over and see a ‘Made in America” sticker.

  • D. C. Sessions

    To Christian theocrats like Bryan Fischer, however, only Christians have human rights.

    Shorter: ” … only Christians are human.”

  • D. C. Sessions

    Shorter Modus:

    What I’m saying is, as bad as The Gays are, it’s nice to flip one over

  • thompjs

    I love the fact he has the Constitution behind him, perhaps he should turn around and read it.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    D. C. Sessions, you’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a homo, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the homo over on its back. The homo lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

  • RickR

    Fischer, you look down, and realize there’s a homo crawling on your arm-

  • theguy

    Adolf Fischsticks shouldn’t be complaining about “exporting” anything; he and his fellow bigots are exporting their hatred of “deviancy” (getting sick of them using that word) everywhere they can. And as far as promoting gay rights to the world, it is a good legacy for President Obama.

  • karmacat

    I, for one, am glad the US is addressing its trade imbalance. Personally, I think some sexual deviancy, as long as it is consensual, is good for the world. I would recommend exporting Bryan Fisher but that may make the rest of the world hate us even more.

  • dingojack

    See what kinds of evil ‘export deviancy’ occurs when you base your country on that ‘self-evident truth that all are equal’? [/Fishsticks]

    @@ Dingo

  • Pierce R. Butler

    … he has “exported sexual deviancy” around the world.

    Dammit, Obama, leave some for the rest of us!

  • zenlike

    To Christian theocrats like Bryan Fischer, however, only Christians have human rights.

    Wrong. Only wealthy white heterosexual male conservative christians have human rights, according to people like Fisher.

  • Loqi

    Is there a form I can fill out or a person I can contact to import some sexual deviancy? I haven’t had a sex life in years and could use a little deviancy.

  • John Pieret

    Loqi:

    Here you go:

    http://www.russianbrides.com/?gclid=CMeZp7K7_sYCFcERHwodoRIIVQ

    Don’t say I never gave you anything.

  • blf

    How else could Mr Obama hide BENGHAZI !?

  • David Eriksen

    I’m sure we’re not the only ones exporting sexual deviancy. Has Fischer never seen any German porn?

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    “President Obama’s legacy is going to be that he has done more to export sexual deviancy than any American in the history of the republic,” Fischer said.

    For some reason this seems to upset Fischer. Would he prefer that the US become a net importer of sexual deviancy? I thought right wingers like him deplored the ongoing trade deficit as well as the importation of icky things like Mexicans.