Pat Robertson gave some wise old sage advice to viewers of the 700 Club that they should avoid alcohol and marijuana because it makes people “enslaved to vegetables” when they were supposed to reign over the earth with God. But God can set you free.
“God gave you and me as human beings authority, he gave us dominion over everything on this Earth,” the TV preacher explained on Monday’s 700 Club. “Over all the animals, all the snakes, all the birds, all the plants, all the vegetables.”
“Cocaine is the product of a vegetable, alcohol is the product of a vegetable, marijuana is a vegetable,” he continued. “And yet, people are enslaved to vegetables. And you were made in the image of God. God made you in his image to reign and rule with him. He gave you incredible authority.”
“Why would you become a slave to a vegetable? Why? Why would you do it.?
Uh, wouldn’t that also apply to eating vegetables?