Klingenschmitt: Democrats Required to Be Demon-Possessed

Our buddy Gordon Klingenschmitt is seeing demons again and this time, he says all Democrats are possessed by them. His proof of this is that they support a woman’s right to choose, which is a sin, and anything that promotes sin is demonic.

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Klingenschmitt was reacting to recent comments from Sen. Dick Durbin and DNC chairman Tom Perez asserting that Democrats should support Roe v. Wade and a woman’s right to make her own reproductive health choices, which he interpreted as meaning that people must agree to be ruled by demons in order to be Democrats.

“If the Bible says that something is sin,” Klingenschmitt said, “and it’s a sin to commit acts of murder against innocent children, then you can tell who the demonic spirits … are influencing when you see people like Tom Perez and Dick Durbin saying, ‘Not only shall we kill innocent children as a matter of policy, citing Roe v. Wade, not only shall we use American taxpayer dollars to pay for the shedding of innocent blood but, if you’re not demonic like we are, you can’t be a Democrat like we are.’”

“They’re claiming that every Democrat in America must be demon-possessed, as they are, in order to be faithful to the views of their party,” he said. “If you don’t serve the devil, you can’t be a good Democrat. I’m paraphrasing, but that is what they are saying, isn’t it?”

It’s almost too easy. Let’s take a list of all the things the Bible says are sinful and I’d be willing to bet that Klingenschmitt routinely commits many of them. By his own, uh, “reasoning,” he must be possessed by demons. The logic is internally consistent here, it’s just total nonsense. And this guy was a chaplain in the Navy, for crying out loud. Imagine going to this babbling bobblehead with a problem and being told that you’re possessed by demons.

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