Wiles is Firing Up the Prayer Machine

Conspiracy nut Rick Wiles is firing up his prayer warriors to defend Donald Trump and get rid of his National Security Adviser, Gen. H.R. McMaster. And he’s been talking to the “holy spirit” (whatever the hell that is) and he’s taking the marching orders directly from…it?

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“The church of God is going to pray against this evil offensive and these scoundrels are going to be exposed,” Wiles declared. “If the church does not rise up and wage spiritual warfare, President Trump has no way out of this predicament that he is in.”

“We need to go into battle,” Wiles proclaimed. “I want to use the weapons of the Kingdom of God to take them down. I don’t want to do this anymore, sitting here talking about it; it’s time to to take them down and you can only take them down in the spirit realm because they are controlled by evil spirits. They’re demon-possessed, they’re controlled by evil spirits, their father is the devil and it’s time that the church acts like the church and prays against these wicked, evil people.”

Wiles said that he heard from the Holy Spirit just this morning that McMaster must be fired because he is a globalist who is working to bring down the president.

“I’m fed up with putting up with this stuff,” Wiles said. “From now on we go on the offensive in the spirit and we become warriors against this evil force and we call upon the name of the God of this universe and we ask Him to come and fight for us and defeat these wicked people.”

And he’s just sure that will do the trick, saying, “He’s done. I believe that with all my heart and mind.” Yeah, you believe a lot of really dumb things. But it isn’t just McMaster he’s after. McMaster and anyone else he deems not sufficiently loyal to Il Douche` is possessed by demons. But that’s okay, because he’s “binding” those demons and it’s all over for them too.

“We don’t have to tolerate this stuff,” Wiles said. “These are demonic spirits attempting to start a civil war in this country. If they think that they are going to succeed in removing the president of the United States and this country is not going to erupt into a civil war, these people are totally deluded and full of pompous pride. They will destroy the country and they cannot be allowed to do it.”

“They are acting under the spirit of Lucifer and therefore we, the church, have authority … [to] bind these devils and let’s loose angels to protect the president,” Wiles proclaimed as he then spent several minutes calling on God to protect Trump and to expose and destroy those “who have been orchestrating this satanic campaign of lies and deception against the president.”

“We bind every demonic, evil, wicked, satanic spirit,” he declared. “We bind all of those demonic spirits that are operating in the White House, in the Congress, in the intelligence agencies, in the Pentagon, anywhere in this nation to destabilize the president of the United States and to cause our government to collapse. We bind those evil spirits and we render them paralyzed.”

Yep, that oughta do it. It’s like being an exterminator for goblins and ghouls. The easiest pests to eradicate are the ones that don’t actually exist.

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