Profession Donald Trump sycophant and fellow con man Lance Wallnau prayed that Hurricane Irma would go back out to sea and not cause any damage. In reality, it did the opposite, settled over Florida for days on end, causing massive devastation. But he’s still taking credit for it.
“I’m happy for what we were able to see happen with the hurricane in Florida,” he said. “I’m telling you, this hurricane went where the Everglades is instead of where Miami is. It’s like, boom, prayer moved it.”
“It went from a category five to a four to a three to a two to a one,” Wallnau celebrated. “It’s an amazing intervention of God and we have to praise God.”
“We have to take our place to protect the nation and that is exactly what we did,” he added. “They may say we’re crazy—hey, they said I was crazy when I prophesied Trump; I’m telling you we were not crazy when we were dealing with the hurricane.”
And remember, he prayed it would go back out to sea, back to the Atlantic ocean. It actually went further and settled over the land instead. The exact opposite of what he prayed for happened, but he’s still claiming that prayer was answered. And his blinkered followers will lap it up like milk to a kitten. They don’t even want the truth. The truth scares them. Comforting lies are the only currency in that world.