More Testable Predictions from Firefighter Con Man Mark Taylor

More Testable Predictions from Firefighter Con Man Mark Taylor January 17, 2018

All the really good con men – sorry, I mean “prophets” — are smart enough to be specific enough in their predictions that they can plausibly claim a hit but vague enough that they can explain away a miss. This lesson seems lost on firefighter-turned-con artist Mark Taylor, who is getting very specific:

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Taylor claims that he wrote a prophetic word in 2015 that “God was going to take down the Clintons and He is also going to take down Obama as well, Obama was going to be ripped and stripped of the presidency. Now, a lot of people thought that was going to be him being impeached and that is not what I sensed the Lord was saying. It was going to be after he was out of office, he would be charged with treason and he would end up going to prison for this, in which case he would be stripped of all titles of the presidency and I believe that is what you are going to see happen at this point.”

Now that’s very specific — Obama is going to be arrested, charged with treason and stripped of all titles of the presidency (whatever that could mean, since he’s already left office). Okay Mark, shall we wager on it? Oh, and about this stuff too:

“When I prophesied that three [Supreme Court justices] would be caught in a scandal,” Taylor said, “it didn’t even dawn on me and then, like two weeks ago, I was waking up and I heard the Lord say, ‘Mark, what if these three Supreme Court justices are part of these indictments?’ And I went, ‘Oh my goodness, I didn’t even think of that.’ It didn’t even dawn on me. There is corruption on that court and God is going to expose that corruption and sooner or later, these guys are going to be dealt with.”

“Divine justice is being poured out upon the earth,” Taylor declared. “It’s not coming, it’s here.”

So in addition to Obama being tried for treason, three Supreme Court justices will be arrested for “corruption” (whatever that means in this context). And it’s not coming, it’s here. It’s going to start in February, he says. Okay Mark, I’ll be really generous and give you a full year. If neither of those things happen in a year — hell, make it two years — I get all your stuff and you get stoned to death, as the lord commanded of false prophets. Deal?

"Like father, like son, eh?"

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