Wallnau Tells God to Get Off His Butt and Punish Trump’s Enemies

Christian con man Lance Wallnau has gone from threatening critics of Donald Trump with divine punishment to begging God to back up his threats. He posted this video prayer to his Periscope account pleading with God to “rouse from your slumber” because he’s (God’s) gonna look really bad if he doesn’t.

“The most powerful prayer is a prayer that appeals to the Lord’s reputation,” Wallnau said. “Here is what I’m telling to the Lord right now, I’m saying, ‘What will they say when a man who makes the embassy move to Jerusalem as your capital is so unjustly beaten up and removed from office? What will they say about the God of Israel honoring those that honor Him? What will they say about this man who, just today, authorized the relaunching of the entire Bush-era faith initiative … More prayer in the White House than any president has had in 50 years, what will they say, Lord, about you when your enemies are mocking the weakness of your people?’”

“What will they say if he cannot be preserved from his enemies railroading him out of town?” Wallnau asked, calling on the “God of Israel [to] rouse from your slumber” on behalf of Trump and “act in such a way that even your enemies will be silenced.”

Look dude, I’ve been telling everyone that my big bad buddy is gonna go medieval on their asses for a while now and you don’t seem to be doing anything. Your rep is on the line here, man. If you don’t make good on my threats, people are gonna think you’re weak and they’re gonna show up in your hard and drink your milkshake. So how about, I don’t know, showing up and doing something over here? Pretty please?

So God anointed Trump and put him in power, but now seems disinterested in helping him stay in power and you’re forced to beg him to do what he allegedly already wants to do? Hilarious.

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