First After School Satanist Club Draws Protests

The first student After School Satan Club in the country, at a school in Portland, had its first official meeting this week and it predictably drew lots of protesters outside the school clutching their pearls and freaking out over it. … [Read more...]

Catholic Diocese to Enforce Mandatory Displays of Nationalism

The Catholic Diocese of Camden, New Jersey is warning football players at its high schools not to join in the protest against racial injustice prompted by Colin Kaepernick. The letter reminds them that they have no free speech rights in their schools. … [Read more...]

Donohue: Anti-Child Abuse Bill an Attempt to ‘Rape the Catholic Church’

The state of New York recently failed to pass the Child Victims Act, which would have extended the statute of limitations for child molestation by five years and allowed a window to file for older claims. Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is positively giddy about that. … [Read more...]

Bill Donohue Belches Out Response to Reason Rally

Bill Donohue, the perpetually outraged head of the Catholic League, undoubtedly got himself all worked up into his usual red-faced lather before belching out this inane response to the "invasion" of Washington, DC by tens of thousands of atheists at the Reason Rally this weekend. … [Read more...]

Voris: God Gave My Mom Cancer to Make Me Stop Being Gay

Michael Voris, the incredibly hardcore Super Catholic from Michigan, posted a bizarre video to his Church Militant website in which he claims that God gave his mother cancer in order to stop him from being gay. And his mother prayed for that to happen. Because that's totally not fucked up or anything. … [Read more...]

Catholic Fundies Blame Priest Rape on ‘Feminized Boys’

Michael Voris is a far-far-far-right Catholic extremist here in Michigan who is prone to saying some truly appalling things. He runs the Church Militant site and put up a video complaining that altar girls make boys not like the liturgy and that the whole priestly rape thing is because Catholic women raised "feminized boys." … [Read more...]

Two Bishops Accused of Covering Up Rape of Hundreds of Children

An explosive report from a grand jury in Pennsylvania says that two bishops who presided over a diocese in that state covered up the abuse of hundreds of children by more than 50 priests over the course of nearly five decades. Just another tragic chapter in a book full of horrific abuse of children by Catholic priests. … [Read more...]

Trump Supporter: The Pope is the Antichrist!

Remember Susan DeLumus, the New Hampshire state legislator who pretended to be a political neophyte while saying all kinds of dumb things in support of Donald Trump on a Fox News focus group? Well she's really mad that Pope Francis criticized her true savior and has declared him to be the Antichrist. … [Read more...]

Catholic Archbishop Worries About Girl Scout Influence

The Catholic Archbishop of St. Louis, Robert Carlson, is concerned. I mean really concerned. He's stroking his chin and looking very worried at the thought of the Girl Scouts and their evil agenda of female empowerment interfering with the church's messages of guilt, shame and inferiority. … [Read more...]

Wiles: Pope Wants to Conquer America With Catholic Immigration

Pope Francis really seems to have upset the far right in this country with his criticism of Donald Trump for his anti-immigration stance as being anti-Christian (to be fair, the words of Jesus would support the pope in this). Rick Wiles, as usual, takes the most extreme position I've seen on the matter: … [Read more...]

Pope Sends Out ‘Super Confessors’ to Hear Super Sins

Pope Francis has dispatched hundreds of "super confessors" around the world to take confession of really super serious sins. Apparently there are some sins that can only be absolved by like level three clerics with extra strong powers of absolution because a normal priest would be killed merely by hearing them. … [Read more...]

The Weirdly Catholic Shoebats

Longtime friend of the blog Richard Bartholomew takes a look at Walid and Theodore Shoebat, the fake "ex-terrorist" and his openly and admittedly fascist son. What really strikes me as odd about them is that they're Catholic. Usually their particular brand of theocratic totalitarianism is found in Protestant circles, especially among the hardcore Calvinists. Not so here. … [Read more...]