Dumbass Quote of the Day

Our old friend Gordon Klingenschmitt says a lot of egregiously stupid things, but with his fellow wingnuts apparently in a competition to see who can say the dumbest and craziest pronouncements, he's upping his game. Appearing on the David Pakman show, Klingenschmitt said: … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From our old friend Ray Comfort, who apparently thinks this is a logical argument:We have other unique attributes that separate us from the animal kingdom. A dog may wag his tail, but he has no evident sense of humor. If you disagree, tell him a funny joke and see if he cracks a smile.Maybe if he slipped on a banana peel... … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From our old friend Ted Nugent:What our nation may not be strong enough to survive is four more years of Mr. Obama and his Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad, which has wreaked havoc on all of America.What do you care, Ted? You'll be dead or in jail within a year now that Obama was reelected, right? When you're not, will you admit you're full of shit? … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Today's dumbass quote of the day comes from quite possibly the biggest dumbass in Congress, even with the competition from Steve King, Allen West and Michele Bachmann, and that is Louis Gohmert of Texas. He participated in a conference call for Rick Scarborough's 40 Days to Save America and unleashed this bit of stupid: … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Today's dumbass quote of the day comes from W.F. Price, writing at something called The Spearhead about what he calls the "inherent conflict between atheism and feminism." In explaining why there are more more male atheists in our communities than female ones, he proposes that it's because women are just so damn irrational: … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

At the Democratic National Convention, John Kerry fired off one of the best one-liners of the entire event, saying, “Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he’s only seen Russia by watching ‘Rocky IV.’” It was a good line, and accurate on both counts. That prompted this absurd response from the Divine Miss Palin: … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Today's dumbass quote of the day comes from Kevin Swanson, a Colorado pastor who hosts Generations Radio, and Les Riley, leader of the group that tried -- and failed -- to pass the personhood amendment in Mississippi. Right Wing Watch notes that Riley is a member of Christian Exodus, a group that wants to take over South Carolina, secede from the union and establish a Christian country. They had this exchange on Swanson's radio show: … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

If you want someone who represents every stereotype of the ignorant, dumbass redneck, I give you Hank Williams Jr., who should be touring with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth while making idiotic statements like this: … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Today's dumbass quote of the day comes from world class dumbass Victoria Jackson:Suddenly, the gym CNN is blasting a story of how a homosexual man is helping other homosexuals adopt children. He speaks about the personal, passionate sacrifice of his time for this cause as if he were Mother Theresa. I’m appalled. Homosexuals-adopting-children is child abuse. No, it’s pedophilia and sexual molestation. Teaching a young mind, a clean slate, an innocent soul that homosexuality is a natural, nor … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

I haven't done a dumbass quote of the day in a while, but this certainly qualifies. It's from lunatic Rep. Allen West:During a Sunday rally with constituents in a newly drawn district he wants to represent, West accused President Barack Obama of wanting to enslave the American public."He does not want you to have the self-esteem of getting up and earning, and having that title of American," West said, according to a WPTV report. "He'd rather you be his slave."Yeah, that's a … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From Chaplain (Lt. Col.) Antonio McElroy, speaking about Justin Griffith and Rock Beyond Belief:“All the chaplains on post are under orders not to speak about the atheist festival. But off the record… Sgt. Griffith is doing the work of Satan himself.“Damn it, they're on to us! Satan would have been there himself that day, but the rain tends to put the flames out. … [Read more...]

Dumbass Quote of the Day

The U.S. Reformation Prayer Network, a group of looney tunes who consider themselves "prophets," urged its followers to pray before Michigan's primary on Tuesday because, if they didn't, Michigan would become an Islamic state. Seriously. … [Read more...]


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