My Abiding Love for ‘God’s Not Dead’ (Spoilers)

I finally got to see God's Not Dead on Saturday night along with Jeremy Beahan, Justin Schieber and Dave Fletcher (3/4 of the Reasonable Doubts guys). I had very high expectations for the movie to shatter the unintentional comedy scale and I was certainly not disappointed. I had a blast, though admittedly it was partly because of the company I was in. There are spoilers below, so stop reading if you don't want to see them. … [Read more...]

Dan Fincke on God’s Not Dead

Dan Fincke went to see God's Not Dead, the Christian movie about an atheist philosophy professor who is such a straw man that they might as well have had him played by a scarecrow. Since Dan is an atheist philosophy professor himself, he wrote approximately 48,000 words to review the movie. In the first of his reviews, he points out just how much every single non-Christian character is conveniently created to look just like the negative stereotypes they have of them: … [Read more...]

Checkmate, Atheists

J. Lee Grady, former editor of Charisma News, has an article in that magazine with a list of 7 things that prove God is real. It's a devastating list, I'm sure you will agree. But he begins by telling us all why he feels so sad for us because he once spoke to a nasty old woman on the phone. … [Read more...]

Christian Movie Fest 2014

There are three Christian movies coming out in the next few months that I'm just dying to see, so much so that when they are all available I think we're going to have a watch party (me, Jeremy Beahan, Justin Schieber and probably a few others). We might even buy a green screen and do it MST3K style. The first is Uncommon, a movie made by Liberty University starring Erik Estrada as a Mr. Miaggi-style character who has to defend brave Christian students being persecuted for their faith: … [Read more...]

Salafist Imam: Mermaids Real, Are Halal

Fundamentalist Christians often believe some loony things, but so do fundamentalist Muslims. The Salafi Center of Manchester, for example, says that mermaids are real and they are halal, so they can be eaten if you catch one. Yes, I'm serious. … [Read more...]

Gangnam Style Video Shows Antichrist is Gay

I'm not sure who the guy in this video is, but he appears to be entirely serious. He's analyzing the now-infamous Gangnam Style video, which he says is a message directly from God about the nature of the Anti-Christ. And it apparently reveals that the Anti-Christ had a gay relationship with the False Prophet. If this was a parody, it would be fucking brilliant. … [Read more...]

God Was Her Co-Pilot

We've all seen those bumper stickers that say "God is my co-pilot," but this woman from Florida seems to have taken that a bit too seriously. After being pulled over and arrested for driving 100 mph while blowing her horn, she told the police that she was only doing what God commanded her to do: … [Read more...]

Demons Can Make You Gay

Charisma magazine has a hilariously idiotic article that says demons can make you gay -- not just by possessing you, but by actually having sex with you. Because apparently they think that incubi and succubi are real entities. And apparently, they're really good in bed too: … [Read more...]

The ‘New Christian Conservatism’

The Family Research Council hosted a lecture at their offices in Washington, DC by Owen Strachan, a professor at the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary's undergrad school, Boyce College. Strachan claimed that there was a "new Christian conservatism" being led by young people. See if you can decipher this gibberish: … [Read more...]

Ooh, Another End Time Prediction

You gotta hand it to those persistent Christian eschatologists. They aren't going to let a little thing like hundreds of failed predictions of the rapture and the second coming of Christ get in the way of making yet another one. The World Bible Society says it will happen by 2021: … [Read more...]

Bob Larson Kicks Out a Gay Demon

A few months ago I had a woman on my radio show who had grown up in the inner circle of Bob Larson, the endlessly ridiculous "exorcist" and hater of rock music. Here's a hilarious video of him "exorcising" the demon of homosexuality from a man. Love the combover and the bad acting. … [Read more...]

Barton Predicts Future Science Using the Bible

David Barton thinks the Bible says something about absolutely every issue, so much so that he's willing to take staggering leaps of logic to draw connections that just aren't there. And on his radio show recently he predicted that science would discover that salt is good for you because the Bible says it is: … [Read more...]