Beck Preparing to Leave U.S. for Impending Armageddon

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Glenn Beck told a studio audience last week that he thinks the United States is on the verge of total collapse and/or tyranny and he's making preparations to move his entire operation to another country, preferably Israel, so he can continue broadcasting. Don't let the door hit you in the ass, pal. … [Read more...]


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Mormon President: God Told Us to Oppose Gay Marriage

People who claim to speak for God scare me. They should scare you too. The Mormon church always has a "prophet" who leads the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles and that prophet claims to speak directly to God on the doctrines of the church. The president of that quorum has now publicly said for the first time that this "prophet" was directed by God to oppose gay marriage in 2012: … [Read more...]


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Glenn Beck Promotes Seven Mountains Dominionism

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In a rather odd turn of events, Glenn Beck is now promoting Seven Mountains theology, a dominionist Christian theology that says Christians must take control of what they consider the seven key institutions of human societies. He invited David Barton on his show, as he so often does, along with George Barna, a Christian right pollster, to discuss the matter. … [Read more...]


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Proof that Mormonism is True. Checkmate, Atheists.

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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints proved once and for all that Mormonism is 100% true by releasing a photograph of a rock that Joseph Smith used to translate those gold plates that magically disappeared almost two centuries ago. I will be converting immediately and I'm sure you will too. … [Read more...]


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Holy Underwear vs No Underwear

A preacher in Nairobi, Kenya has ordered the women of his congregation not to wear bras and panties when they come to church so they'll be more free and open to receiving the spirit of Christ. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to "eat of my body" for communion. … [Read more...]


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A Creepy Mormon Video on Masturbation

This is an awkward and creepy video put out by BYU-Idaho encouraging kids to narc on their friends if they know they masturbate, comparing that action to rescuing a wounded man in a time of war. Do they even know how creepy this is? It gives me the creeps. Did I mention it was creepy? … [Read more...]


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Shed a Tear for Orson Scott Card

Poor Orson Scott Card. Because evil people like us insist on criticizing him when he says incredibly stupid and bigoted things, he's facing the greatest injustice in the history of all injustices. Slavery? Pffft. The Holocaust? That was nothing compared to how terribly he's being treated. Maurine Proctor lays out the case in Meridian, a Mormon magazine. … [Read more...]


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Dumbass Quote of the Day

The Mormon Church has apparently given its approval to a proposed change in Boy Scouts rules that would allow gay teens to join and the wingnuts are losing their mind over it. Unsurprisingly, Peter LaBarbera of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality had one of the more amusing responses: … [Read more...]


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Salmon Won’t Follow Portman on Marriage Equality

In the wake of Sen. Rob Portman changing his position on same-sex marriage after his son came out as gay, other anti-equality legislators are being asked about their own position in light of their gay children. Rep. Matt Salmon (R-AZ) was asked about it by an Arizona TV station: … [Read more...]


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Mormonism Erases the Past

Andrew Sullivan offers this quote from Bruce McConkie, one of the members of the Mormon church's Quorum of the Twelve Apostles at the time that the church suddenly decided, after a century of teaching white supremacy, that blacks were no longer cursed and could now become priests. He said this shortly after that change of policy: … [Read more...]


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Mormon Group Leaves Church

More than 100 Mormons declared their independence from the church and left their religion behind, largely because of the church's traditional bigotry toward LGBT people. The Salt Lake Tribune reports: … [Read more...]


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Mormons Believe Constitution Comes From Jesus

Andrew Sullivan points to a very interesting statement from Ezra Taft Benson when he was president of the Mormon church, which makes it official church doctrine. I often joke about the Christian nation crowd believing that the Constitution was delivered to George Washington by Jesus himself while Washington was praying at Mt. Sinai, but it turns out the Mormons actually believe something very close to that: … [Read more...]


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