Jones Returns to Flies on Obama, Proving Him Satanic

Alex Jones is reviving what is perhaps the single dumbest right-wing claim of the last 8 years, that Obama is obviously Satanic because a fly landed on him a couple times. And his guest, some dumbass named Steve Quayle, joined in on the fun. … [Read more...]

Immigration and the Battle in the Trump Campaign

The Trump campaign has now had three different sets of leaders: Corey Lewandowski, Paul Manafort (jointly for a while) and now Steve Bannon and Kellyanne Conway. The current lack of a consistent message on immigration shows that there is a big internal disagreement once again. He continues to waver. … [Read more...]

Trump Campaign Spends Huge Amount on Fundraising

The July fundraising numbers were officially submitted to the FEC a few days ago and reporters are pouring over them to see where the campaigns are spending money, and on what. Unsurprisingly, the Trump campaign is spending a staggering amount to raise funds. … [Read more...]

Roger Stone Even Thinks Trump Should Release Tax Returns

As Donald Trump continues to refuse to release any of his tax returns, even from years that are not under audit, even his soulmate, Roger Stone, now says he should release them immediately. It's the first time I can recall him ever not defending Trump to the ends of the earth. … [Read more...]

Loudon Explains Why Trump Will Win

Gina Loudon, one of the Worldnetdaily's roster of opinion-writing dullards and halfwits, explains why Donald Trump is going to win an election. She has no actual evidence to back up her prediction, of course, because all the evidence points the other way. But she cites the "it factor." … [Read more...]

Stone: Bill Isn’t Chelsea’s Real Father

Roger Stone, Donald Trump's BFF and soulmate, buys into, and often invents, pretty much every anti-Clinton conspiracy theory that comes down the pike. His latest is to claim that Bill is not Chelsea's real father and she's had plastic surgery to cover that up. … [Read more...]

12 Year Old Running Trump Office in Colorado

In what seems almost perfectly emblematic of his entire campaign, a big Donald Trump campaign office in Colorado that includes much of the Denver area, is being run by a 12-year old. It came down to him and another guy, but that guy was a big poopyhead. … [Read more...]

Wow, Hawaii Has a Whacked Republican Candidate

You don't really think of Hawaii as the home for far-right Christian loons, but a Republican congressional candidate there named Angela Kaaihue has gone so off the deep end that the chair of the state GOP has officially disavowed her. … [Read more...]

The New Trump Campaign Song

The Donald Trump campaign unveiled a new campaign song this weekend. It's a classic by the great Tom Lehrer and I think the theme is perfect for Trump. It's called I Wanna Go Back to Dixie and it should broaden his appeal to white supremacists. … [Read more...]

Conway: Trump Doesn’t Insult People

Okay, Kellyanne Conway's job is to say anything she has to say to defend Donald Trump. That's what she gets paid to do. But I have no idea how she manages to say that Donald Trump doesn't insult people without just busting out laughing at herself. … [Read more...]

PA Wingnut: Trump Can Only Lose State Through Voter Fraud

A "pro-family activist" (read: anti-gay bigot) from Pennsylvania says the only way Donald Trump can lose that state in November is through voter fraud. And she cites a long-debunked myth about the vote being rigged in Philadelphia in 2012. … [Read more...]

WND ‘Finds’ Secret Poll That Shows Trump Winning

The Worldnetdaily has a typically hysterical and conspiratorial article about an allegedly hidden poll that they don't want you to know about, one that shows Donald Trump in the lead for the national popular vote in the general election. … [Read more...]