Bakker: Trump Called Me. And I Need Money.

Alex Jones is not the only wingnut con artist Donald Trump called to thank for his support after the election, apparently. If Jim Bakker is to be believed -- a dicey proposition at best -- Trump called him too. And that's why you should send him money. … [Read more...]

Robertson: Sell Demon-Possessed House

Pat Robertson is answering questions from viewers again and that rarely ends well. A woman asked about a friend of hers who lives in a house she thinks is haunted and Robertson told her the woman needs to sell the house immediately and let the new buyers deal with the problem. … [Read more...]

Wildmon: Clinton Would Have Criminalized Christianity

Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association (read: American Bigots Association) says that we're all very lucky that Donald Trump was elected because if Hillary Clinton had gotten into office she would have "weaponized" the federal government to "criminalize" Christianity. … [Read more...]

Bakker: Buy My Crappy Food Before Anti-Trump Riots Explode

Always on the lookout for anything he can blow completely out of proportion to use as a marketing tool for his shitty survival food, TV evangelist con man Jim Bakker now says you should buy his buckets of swill because anti-Trump riots will usher in the last days. … [Read more...]

Joyner: Trump is Compassionate, Honest…Like Jesus’ Apostles

Rick Joyner turned the bullshit up to 11 on a recent edition of his ridiculous TV show on Christian networks, saying that Donald Trump is amazingly compassionate, fears the lord greatly, and -- I love this one -- “one of the most honest people I’ve met." … [Read more...]

Wingnut Pastor Speaks in Tongues to Praise God for Trump’s Victory

Pentecostal preacher John Kilpatrick of Evangel Temple in Meridian, Mississippi gave a sermon after the election praising God for putting Donald Trump into office and defeating that "Jezebel" Hillary Clinton. But you can barely make it out for all the incoherent babbling they call "speaking in tongues." … [Read more...]

Copeland Declares Himself a Conduit from God to Trump

TV evangelist con man Kenneth Copeland is thrilled with the election of Donald Trump as president because he now believes that he will be the conduit between God and Trump. Based on Copeland's previous record, what God says most often is "send me money, suckers." … [Read more...]

Wallnau: God Caused Release of Access America Tape

While other wingnuts blame the release of that now-infamous release of that Access Hollywood tape of him bragging about sexually assaulting women on Clinton or even Satan, the utterly ridiculous Lance Wallnau says God did it to help prepare him to be president. … [Read more...]

A ‘Prophet’ Revises His Ridiculous Prediction

On Sunday, self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau gave a "prophecy" in which he said that the Chicago Cubs would lose to the Cleveland Indians in game 7 of the World Series because Trump had to cancel a rally in Chicago and Cleveland hosted the RNC. He was, of course, wrong. So he's back and saying that it's still a fulfillment of prophecy. … [Read more...]

Another ‘Prophet’ Says Trump Will Be President

And we have yet another self-declared "prophet" say that God told her directly that Donald Trump would be our next president. I hope that works out as well for her as it did for Pat Robertson in 2012, when he said God told him Romney was going to win. … [Read more...]

Robison: Trump is Open to ‘God’s Wisdom’ But Can’t Show It Publicly

The excuses that Christian right leaders are coming up with to justify supporting Donald Trump just get more and more ridiculous by the say. James Robison, who is vastly exaggerating his influence, says that he has made Trump open to "God's wisdom" but he would be foolish to show it publicly. … [Read more...]

Bakker: If We Don’t Elect Trump, God’s Gonna Do Something Bad

Televangelist con man and shitty food salesman Jim Bakker says that if we don't elect Donald Trump next week, God is going to go medieval on our collective asses and make something bad happen. Because abortion, as if that had anything to do with Trump. … [Read more...]