Bakker: Trump is Battling Against Pure Evil

TV evangelist con man Jim Bakker (because three would have been too obvious, Jeff Stilson says) says the "born again" Donald Trump is locked in a fight with pure evil, especially those demonic women who marched against him so they can "kill their babies." … [Read more...]

Ivanka and Husband Get Special Dispensation from God for Inauguration

Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner are Orthodox Jews, which means they can't travel in a vehicle during the sabbath. The inauguration balls were just getting started Friday night as the sabbath began at sundown, so they got special permission from a rabbi to break the rules for one day. … [Read more...]

Wingnuts: Hey, Let’s Try 100 Days of Prayer This Time

The Bible tells Christians to "pray unceasingly," but a lot of self-declared "prophets" and charismatic Christian leaders love to hold shorter declarations of days of prayer. Seven is a popular number, as are 12 an 40, being Biblically significant. But now a group is shooting for an amazing 100 days of prayer. … [Read more...]

People All Over the World, Join Hands, Start a…’POTUS Shield’?

A group of my very favorite Christian con artists and self-declared "prophets of God" are descending on Washington, DC this week to pray and sing and mumble incoherently in order to form a "POTUS Shield" over the city to protect Trump against spiritual heebie jeebies. Or something. … [Read more...]

Trump Transition Board Member Claims Fake Degree

Given that Donald Trump himself gave out fake degrees through his "university," it certainly shouldn't come as a shock that one of his transition board members claims to have such a degree. Nor should it shock us that the man in question, Darrell Scott, is a prosperity gospel preacher. … [Read more...]

Wallnau Quickly Atoning for ‘Sin’ of Not Begging for Money

Lance Wallnau is really making up for lost time after "repenting" of the "sin" of not begging people to send him money so he can cover the United States in the blood of the lamb. He's got a fancy new sales pitch -- send him money so he can do a radio show from Washington, DC. … [Read more...]

Bakker: All Hell Opposes Trump Because of His ‘Righteousness’

Add another incredibly stupid statement from televangelist con man Jim Bakker. He says that the forces of hell are rising up in opposition to Donald Trump because he is a model of "righteousness" and God was the one who put him in office. … [Read more...]

Dominionist Repents for Not Begging for Money

Lance Wallnau, an advocate of Seven Mountains Dominionism and self-declared "prophet" who says God told him to support Donald Trump, took to Facebook to repent to his followers for the "sin" of not asking them to send him money. … [Read more...]

Aww Crap. I’ve Picked Up a Demon.

I thought I was safe from demons wanting to possess my soul, mostly by not having a soul, but apparently I was wrong. Professional demon identifier Gordon Klingenschmitt says that I am demon possessed because I've criticized him and other Christians. … [Read more...]

Bakker: God Sent Earthquake to New Zealand After Trump Victory

One of the primary skills of a TV evangelist con man like Jim Bakker is the ability to tie together totally unrelated events to find the hand of God in it all. And he says that God sent an earthquake to hit New Zealand a few days after the election to wake up the church. … [Read more...]

Bakker: Trump Called Me. And I Need Money.

Alex Jones is not the only wingnut con artist Donald Trump called to thank for his support after the election, apparently. If Jim Bakker is to be believed -- a dicey proposition at best -- Trump called him too. And that's why you should send him money. … [Read more...]

Robertson: Sell Demon-Possessed House

Pat Robertson is answering questions from viewers again and that rarely ends well. A woman asked about a friend of hers who lives in a house she thinks is haunted and Robertson told her the woman needs to sell the house immediately and let the new buyers deal with the problem. … [Read more...]