Joyner Claims ‘Verified Resurrections’ and Miracles at His Church

Professional Christian con man Rick Joyner says that a guest preacher at his church has been performing amazing miracles, including "hundreds of verified resurrections" and healing people who were permanently disabled due to an accident. … [Read more...]

‘Witches’ Cast ‘Spell’ on Trump

From the Department of Completely Useless Gestures: A group of "witches" got together to cast a "mass spell" on Donald Trump that would "bind him" from doing any harm and remove him from office. In related news, I decided to cross my fingers and say jinx to do the same thing. They will be equally effective. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Trump Threw Witchcraft Out of the White House

Professional con artist and self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau is still blathering on about Donald Trump and how he was put in power to destroy Satan and blah blah blah. Apparently the White House was full of witchcraft and Trump cleansed the place by his very presence. … [Read more...]

Wiles Has a ‘Gut Feeling’ Obama is Orchestrating a Marxist Coup

Rick Wiles, the utterly deranged right-wing radio host, thinks that Barack Obama is secretly orchestrating all these protests against Trump as part of a Marxist coup to overthrow the government. His evidence? He has a "gut feeling." … [Read more...]

Jacobs Prophecy: Christian Media Will Destroy Mainstream Media

Self-declared "prophet" Cindy Jacobs has another "prophecy." This time she says that Christian "media revolutionaries" are going to destroy the mainstream media because it has been persecuting Christians, or soon will be. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: People of God at the Inauguration; People of the Devil at Protests

Con artist Jim Bakker had con artist Lance Wallnau on his show and much amusement was had. Wallnau says that the people who attended Trump's inauguration were "the people of God," while those who attended the women's march protest the next day were "people of the devil." … [Read more...]

John Fea: Why Do Evangelical Christians Accept Trump’s Lying?

Evangelical Christian historian John Fea is trying to figure out why so many of his fellow evangelicals are perfectly fine with Donald Trump's constant lying. Amusingly, he even quotes a devotional put out by Robert Jeffress about what a huge sin lying is. … [Read more...]

Wingnuts: Women’s March Was Witchcraft!

A memo has apparently gone out on the self-declared prophets mailing list that the way to take a stand for Donald Trump and against the three million or so who marched against them is to go on a literal witch hunt. We'll start with Christian con man Rick Joyner: … [Read more...]

Bakker Risked His Life to Vote for Trump! And He’d Do It Again!

I keep hoping that doctors discover some gland or organ in the body that causes people to feel persecuted when they're not. If they do, I guarantee that the average size of that organ in Christian conservatives will be the size of a city bus. Jim Bakker, take it away: … [Read more...]

Bakker: Trump is Battling Against Pure Evil

TV evangelist con man Jim Bakker (because three would have been too obvious, Jeff Stilson says) says the "born again" Donald Trump is locked in a fight with pure evil, especially those demonic women who marched against him so they can "kill their babies." … [Read more...]

Ivanka and Husband Get Special Dispensation from God for Inauguration

Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner are Orthodox Jews, which means they can't travel in a vehicle during the sabbath. The inauguration balls were just getting started Friday night as the sabbath began at sundown, so they got special permission from a rabbi to break the rules for one day. … [Read more...]

Wingnuts: Hey, Let’s Try 100 Days of Prayer This Time

The Bible tells Christians to "pray unceasingly," but a lot of self-declared "prophets" and charismatic Christian leaders love to hold shorter declarations of days of prayer. Seven is a popular number, as are 12 an 40, being Biblically significant. But now a group is shooting for an amazing 100 days of prayer. … [Read more...]