Joyner: Trump is Compassionate, Honest…Like Jesus’ Apostles

Rick Joyner turned the bullshit up to 11 on a recent edition of his ridiculous TV show on Christian networks, saying that Donald Trump is amazingly compassionate, fears the lord greatly, and -- I love this one -- “one of the most honest people I’ve met." … [Read more...]

Wingnut Pastor Speaks in Tongues to Praise God for Trump’s Victory

Pentecostal preacher John Kilpatrick of Evangel Temple in Meridian, Mississippi gave a sermon after the election praising God for putting Donald Trump into office and defeating that "Jezebel" Hillary Clinton. But you can barely make it out for all the incoherent babbling they call "speaking in tongues." … [Read more...]

Copeland Declares Himself a Conduit from God to Trump

TV evangelist con man Kenneth Copeland is thrilled with the election of Donald Trump as president because he now believes that he will be the conduit between God and Trump. Based on Copeland's previous record, what God says most often is "send me money, suckers." … [Read more...]

Wallnau: God Caused Release of Access America Tape

While other wingnuts blame the release of that now-infamous release of that Access Hollywood tape of him bragging about sexually assaulting women on Clinton or even Satan, the utterly ridiculous Lance Wallnau says God did it to help prepare him to be president. … [Read more...]

A ‘Prophet’ Revises His Ridiculous Prediction

On Sunday, self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau gave a "prophecy" in which he said that the Chicago Cubs would lose to the Cleveland Indians in game 7 of the World Series because Trump had to cancel a rally in Chicago and Cleveland hosted the RNC. He was, of course, wrong. So he's back and saying that it's still a fulfillment of prophecy. … [Read more...]

Another ‘Prophet’ Says Trump Will Be President

And we have yet another self-declared "prophet" say that God told her directly that Donald Trump would be our next president. I hope that works out as well for her as it did for Pat Robertson in 2012, when he said God told him Romney was going to win. … [Read more...]

Robison: Trump is Open to ‘God’s Wisdom’ But Can’t Show It Publicly

The excuses that Christian right leaders are coming up with to justify supporting Donald Trump just get more and more ridiculous by the say. James Robison, who is vastly exaggerating his influence, says that he has made Trump open to "God's wisdom" but he would be foolish to show it publicly. … [Read more...]

Bakker: If We Don’t Elect Trump, God’s Gonna Do Something Bad

Televangelist con man and shitty food salesman Jim Bakker says that if we don't elect Donald Trump next week, God is going to go medieval on our collective asses and make something bad happen. Because abortion, as if that had anything to do with Trump. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: God Told Melania to Tell Donald to Run for President

Lance Wallnau, self-declared "prophet" and seemingly Donald Trump's new PR person, told Jim Bakker a story of why Trump decided to run for president. He says Trump himself told him this story, that God told Melania that if he ran, he would win. … [Read more...]

TV Evangelist: Trump is a ‘Baby Christian’ But Won’t Talk About It

James Robison, one of the many televangelist con artists on Trump's "spiritual advisory committee," told Gary Dull of the Pennsylvania Pastors Network that Trump is a "baby Christian" hungering for Christ, but he won't talk about it publicly because it'll be used against him. … [Read more...]

Bakker: Trump Is Humble, Weepy and God’s Chosen One

Jim Bakker delivered his usual collection of shitty food and even shittier opinions on his show recently, declaring that Donald Trump is a true man of God but is too humble to show it publicly (yes, you can laugh now) and that God has chosen him to win the election. … [Read more...]

Christian Con Man Predicts Landslide Win for Trump, Civil War If He Doesn’t

Rodney Howard-Brown, the con artist behind the whole "laughing in the spirit" thing that captured the imagination of charismatics 10 or 15 years ago, says that Donald Trump is going to win in a landslide -- and if he doesn't, we'll have another civil war. … [Read more...]