Christian Con Artists Lay Hands on Trump to Ward Off Satan

Donald Trump attended an event at a megachurch in Ohio with a huge group of pastors on Wednesday and they laid hands on him and prayed that God would prevent Satan from getting his greedy little hands on the candidate. One can only imagine how Satan's influence would be any different than what we see now. … [Read more...]

King: Hillary to ‘Usher in the Antichrist’

So in the last week we've had Hillary Clinton as the Antichrist or an Illuminati witch, we've had her moved by the "spirit of the Antichrist," and now we have Alveda King, who must be a terrible embarrassment to the family of MLK, claiming that she wants to "usher in the Antichrist." … [Read more...]

Wallnau Offers ‘Prophecy’ About Donald Trump

Lance Wallnau, a self-declared "prophet" and one of the most prominent advocates of Seven Mountains Dominionism, says God gave him a "prophecy" that He has sent Donald Trump to lead America in a war against "destructive spirits." … [Read more...]

Hillary Clinton: Antichrist or Illuminati Witch?

Jennifer LeClaire, editor of Charisma News, never fails to crack me up. She's so earnest while spouting some of the most ridiculous nonsense imaginable. In her latest column she asks, in all seriousness, whether Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist or just a lowly Illuminati Witch. … [Read more...]

When Black Nationalism Meets Sovereign Citizen Nonsense

The man who killed three cops and wounded three others in Baton Rouge has been identified. His name is Gavin Long and it turns out that he's a rather unusual mix of afrocentrism, black nationalism and the sovereign citizen movement. I've actually dealt with some of these people before. … [Read more...]

LeClaire Blames Orlando Massacre on ‘Jezebel Spirit’

I so love it when Jennifer LeClaire goes all Gordon Klingenschmitt and starts naming demons and spirits. Gordo can tell you which demons control which people, but LeClaire will tell you which ones control specific places. And her go-to demon is the "Jezebel spirit," which apparently caused the Orlando massacre. … [Read more...]

I’m So Glad Jennifer LeClaire Cleared That Up

The terminally ridiculous Jennifer LeClaire, editor of Charisma News, actually wrote a whole column seeking to explain why so many people think Madonna is the Antichrist. But she's not, LeClaire assures us. I feel so much better about it, don't you? … [Read more...]

‘Witches’ Cast Hex on Stanford Rapist

Look, we're all upset over the Stanford swimmer who got only six months for raping an unconscious women, and rightly so. But this may be the most ludicrous, idiotic response I've heard of. A group of "witches" have cast an impotency hex on him to prevent him from raping again. … [Read more...]

Klingenschmitt Wants to Do an Exorcism on Caitlyn Jenner

Gordon Klingenschmitt, identifier of demons far and wide, says that he has diagnosed Caitlyn Jenner with a "spirit of insanity" that has confused her about her gender identity. And he thinks she needs an exorcism to get rid of it. … [Read more...]

More on Trump’s New ‘Liaison for Christian Policy’

Right Wing Watch has been digging into the background of Donald Trump's newly announced "liaison for Christian policy," Frank Amedia, and finding some really fun stuff. He's a lot like Pat Robertson, apparently, in that he thinks he can pray away hurricanes and tsunamis. … [Read more...]

Terrible Preacher Hits Topeka School

This video is hilarious. Some woman showed up at a Topeka high school to preach at students as they left and she just shouted the lyrics to God's Not Dead at them. Since she's from Topeka, I have to wonder if she's got some association with the Westboro Baptist Church or not. … [Read more...]

Temple Replica Could Open a Portal to Evil!

Okay, this is my favorite reaction to the totally unremarkable tour of a replica of the entrance to an ancient pagan temple that was destroyed by ISIS. A hysteric named Michael Snyder writes at Charisma News that this could actually open up a portal to...well, to something evil and Satanic. … [Read more...]