Woman Goes to Hell, Sees Michael Jackson

Disclose.tv, a site of rather dubious credibility, calls attention to a Youtube video of a woman who says she died and spent 24 hours in hell with Jesus as her tour guide. There she saw her own relatives, Pope John Paul II and, of course, Michael Jackson. … [Read more...]

‘Prophet’: God Will Protect Trump

Johnny Enlow, one of the founders of Seven Mountains Dominionism and another self-declared "prophet," recounts a "prophecy" he said awoke him in the middle of the night. He actually quotes God talking directly to him, declaring that he will protect Donald Trump, the man he sent to save the world. … [Read more...]

The Limitless Possibilities of Religious Rationalization

An 11-year old girl just a short distance from where I live was shot by a stray bullet that was apparently fired from a shooting range. Thankfully, she was hit in the shoulder and she's recovering after surgery and should be fine. But listen to her parents' bizarre rationalization of it: … [Read more...]

The Battle of Silly Superstitions

I find this battle between "witches" seeking to "bind" Trump from doing bad things with their "spells" and the furious reaction from the Christian right to be endlessly amusing. The Worldnetdaily reacts with joy that a ritual got rained out at Trump Tower the other day. … [Read more...]

‘Witches’ Cast ‘Spell’ on Trump

From the Department of Completely Useless Gestures: A group of "witches" got together to cast a "mass spell" on Donald Trump that would "bind him" from doing any harm and remove him from office. In related news, I decided to cross my fingers and say jinx to do the same thing. They will be equally effective. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Trump Threw Witchcraft Out of the White House

Professional con artist and self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau is still blathering on about Donald Trump and how he was put in power to destroy Satan and blah blah blah. Apparently the White House was full of witchcraft and Trump cleansed the place by his very presence. … [Read more...]

Wiles Has a ‘Gut Feeling’ Obama is Orchestrating a Marxist Coup

Rick Wiles, the utterly deranged right-wing radio host, thinks that Barack Obama is secretly orchestrating all these protests against Trump as part of a Marxist coup to overthrow the government. His evidence? He has a "gut feeling." … [Read more...]

It’s That Jezebel Spirit Again

You didn't think Jennifer LeClaire was going to let all the other Christian right fantasists have all the fun in babbling about the "Jezebel spirit" and the women's marches to protest Trump. She got Landon Schott to write about it for Charisma News. … [Read more...]

Jennifer LeClaire Has Another ‘Prophecy’

Jennifer LeClaire, Pentecostal preacher and editor of Charisma News (not to mention someone absolutely obsessed with all that "Jezebel spirit" bullshit) has had another "prophecy" (translation: she's talking to herself) that God is going to take over the media. … [Read more...]

Ivanka and Husband Get Special Dispensation from God for Inauguration

Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner are Orthodox Jews, which means they can't travel in a vehicle during the sabbath. The inauguration balls were just getting started Friday night as the sabbath began at sundown, so they got special permission from a rabbi to break the rules for one day. … [Read more...]

People All Over the World, Join Hands, Start a…’POTUS Shield’?

A group of my very favorite Christian con artists and self-declared "prophets of God" are descending on Washington, DC this week to pray and sing and mumble incoherently in order to form a "POTUS Shield" over the city to protect Trump against spiritual heebie jeebies. Or something. … [Read more...]

Are You Ready for a Jericho March?

The whackadoodle Christian group Intercessors for America is getting their march on. Starting today they're going to begin a "Jericho march," taking laps around the White House and Capitol Hill blowing a trumpet for six days. Then on inauguration day they're going to shout out to God in heaven. Because they apparently think this will do...something. … [Read more...]