Fischer Prays to Stop Obama from Listening to Satan


Bryan Fischer thinks that Satan is whispering naughty thoughts to President Obama, giving him an agenda. Unlike Gordon Klingenschmitt, he doesn't think Obama is possessed by demons, but he's quite concerned about the president being unduly influenced by the Evil One. So what does he do about it? Well, he prays of course. Because praying has worked so well so far. … [Read more...]

The Worldnetdaily’s Weird New Bible

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Longtime Friend of Dispatches Richard Bartholomew points out that the Worldnetdaily is now selling a Bible that most orthodox Christians would consider to be highly heretical. It isn't just a new translation, it contains a bunch of other non-canonical books and an additional chapter at the end of Acts, a known forgery created by weirdos who think the British are the "lost tribes of Israel." … [Read more...]

The Feuerstein/Starbucks Cups Story Gets Even Dumber


I know, I know, it hardly seems possible that Josh Feuerstein's anti-boycott of Starbucks over their plain red holiday cups, which apparently show how much they hate Christianity, could get any weirder or more stupid. But it has. After encouraging people not to boycott Starbucks but to go to Starbucks, order coffee and tell them your name is Merry Christmas, his website now has an article about the evil things you support by going to Starbucks. … [Read more...]

Priests for Life Creates Novena to Win Supreme Court Case


One of the several cases challenging the secondary accommodation to the contraception mandate in the Affordable Care Act involves the group Priests for Life. That group is now seeking a little divine help in the case, creating a novena -- a series of nine prayers to be said on consecutive days -- for their Catholic followers to recite in order to get the big guy to rig the result of the case. … [Read more...]

Elsa from Frozen is Satan’s Handmaiden


Among the more bizarre things said at this past weekend's "religious liberties" conference was a strong attack on the movie Frozen. I haven't seen that movie, since I have no kids, but I'm pretty sure Elsa is not the devil's handmaiden leading young girls to hell. I'm also pretty sure that the song Let It Go, annoying as it may be, is not “Satan’s rebellion anthem." … [Read more...]

Swanson: God Will Destroy Us for Harry Potter


Kevin Swanson, the utterly deranged preacher who thinks gay people should be murdered, was one of the speakers at his own "religious liberties" conference, where three presidential candidates were happy to speak despite Swanson's desire to see gay people murdered (imagine if he wanted Jews murdered, you think Cruz, Huckabee and Jindal would have been there?). And he said that God is going to destroy America because a Harry Potter character was gay. … [Read more...]

Gordo Is Seeing Demons Again


Our old pal Gordon Klingenschmitt, aka the Demon Whisperer, is "discerning" demons again. In a typically ridiculous rant on his Pray in Jesus Name internet show, ol' Gordo discerns all of the various demons that are currently possessing the leadership of Planned Parenthood. Personally, I think Klingenschmitt is possessed by the demon of making me laugh my ass off. … [Read more...]

Toledo Mayoral Candidate: God Will Destroy City if I’m Not Elected

A woman running for mayor of Toledo for the 5th time says that she won the vote last time and that if she doesn't get what she has earned -- the seat -- this time around, God is going to visit great destruction upon the city. Oh, and she said this while speaking in tongues, aka babbling like an idiot. Oh, and she's a self-declared "prophetess" as well. … [Read more...]

Oh Good, More Signs of Witchcraft

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The hilariously goofy Jennifer LeClaire, editor of Charisma News, is back with three more "sure signs" that you're being attacked by witchcraft. And just like the first five, they're just ordinary, mundane, everyday things like feeling frustrated, or getting sick, or feeling tired. Because we can't possibly explain those things in any other way, it simply must be witchcraft. … [Read more...]

LeClaire: Witchcraft Causes You to Lose Your Keys

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Jennifer LeClaire, the editor of Charisma News, never fails to crack me up, especially when she starts babbling about witchcraft and demons and such. She gets especially fired up every October because she actually believes that real witchcraft centers around Halloween and that witches unleash spells and curses on Christians. But have no fear, she has all the warning signs that you might be under the attack of witches: … [Read more...]

Bakker and Wiles: Satanic Temples Hidden in Planned Parenthood Clinics!


The deranged Rick Wiles was once again on Jim Bakker's television show and they had quite a conversation about the evils of abortion. Wiles, Bakker and Bakker's wife Lori all claimed that abortion is linked to Satanic baby-killing rituals. In fact, there are Satanic temples hidden inside Planned Parenthood clinics -- and their activities increase around Halloween! … [Read more...]

Joyner Prayed for California Drought


Usually, preachers pray for an end to bad things and encourage their followers to do the same. Not Rick Joyner. He says he's been praying for the drought in California to continue. Why? Because he thinks that will encourage people to leave the state before God destroys it with a massive earthquake, as the big guy allegedly told him he was going to do. Because that's a totally reasonable thing to do. … [Read more...]