Klingenschmitt Sniffs Out More Demons

Those demons can run but they can't hide from the indefatigable Gordon Klingenschmitt. He will name and shame them wherever he finds them and he's found them in control of executives from Zales Jewelry because they had a lesbian couple in a commercial. … [Read more...]

Pizzagate = The Return of the Satanic Panic

Jay Michaelson at the Daily Beast writes that the ridiculous furor over Pizzagate is another instance of the Satanic panic that gripped the country in the 80s, when everyone, it seemed, was being accused of being in league with the devil. … [Read more...]

Wingnut Pastor Speaks in Tongues to Praise God for Trump’s Victory

Pentecostal preacher John Kilpatrick of Evangel Temple in Meridian, Mississippi gave a sermon after the election praising God for putting Donald Trump into office and defeating that "Jezebel" Hillary Clinton. But you can barely make it out for all the incoherent babbling they call "speaking in tongues." … [Read more...]

Harvey: Feminist Seminary Class Just Like a Concentration Camp

Linda Harvey, an absolutely unhinged anti-gay bigot, told the story of taking a class in seminary from a feminist professor. It was so horrifying for her that she says it was "like a concentration camp." Thankfully she was rescued by a plucky band of POWs led by Colonel Hogan. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Liberals Use Witchcraft on Conservatives!

From the Annals of WTF: Self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau, who now has his head so far up Donald Trump's posterior that he knows what he had for breakfast, told Jim Bakker that liberals are using witchcraft to attack conservatives. I think was an episode of Charmed, wasn't it? … [Read more...]

Trump Holds Up Sign From a Bizarre Religious Group

At one of his rallies this week, Donald Trump noticed two signs in the audience. One said Women For Trump and the other said Blacks for Trump. So he got ahold of both signs and held them up. The second, though, was from a group that is bizarre, to say the very least. … [Read more...]

Pentecostals Send Thoughts and Prayers for Donald Trump

The unhinged dumbasses at Charisma magazine and Charisma News are still pushing the claim that God has "anointed" Donald Trump to be president, based on "prophecies" by self-declared "prophets" (read: con artists) like Lance Wallnau. And yet they think prayer will help even more: … [Read more...]

Bakker: If Clinton Wins, God Will Punish Us

Jim Bakker has had fellow televangelist con man Rick Joyner on all week and the bullshit has been flying over the airwaves. Bakker said on Wednesday that if Hillary Clinton is elected, God is going to pour out his wrath upon us all for making the wrong choice. … [Read more...]

Pat Robertson Kicks It Old School Wingnut

Pat Robertson is apparently having flashbacks to 1982 because he's suddenly started ranting about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons again. As usual, his latest dumbsicle came in response to a question from a viewer. That's when he does his most ingenious work. … [Read more...]

Klingenschmitt ‘Discerns’ the Demon Possessing Hillary Clinton

Our old pal Gordon Klingenschmitt is back to discerning which demons are possessing which people. This time it's Hillary Clinton, who is apparently possessed by a "demonic, evil spirit of hatred." Sounds like a case for the Ghostbusters. … [Read more...]

Christian Con Artists Lay Hands on Trump to Ward Off Satan

Donald Trump attended an event at a megachurch in Ohio with a huge group of pastors on Wednesday and they laid hands on him and prayed that God would prevent Satan from getting his greedy little hands on the candidate. One can only imagine how Satan's influence would be any different than what we see now. … [Read more...]

King: Hillary to ‘Usher in the Antichrist’

So in the last week we've had Hillary Clinton as the Antichrist or an Illuminati witch, we've had her moved by the "spirit of the Antichrist," and now we have Alveda King, who must be a terrible embarrassment to the family of MLK, claiming that she wants to "usher in the Antichrist." … [Read more...]