People All Over the World, Join Hands, Start a…’POTUS Shield’?

A group of my very favorite Christian con artists and self-declared "prophets of God" are descending on Washington, DC this week to pray and sing and mumble incoherently in order to form a "POTUS Shield" over the city to protect Trump against spiritual heebie jeebies. Or something. … [Read more...]

Are You Ready for a Jericho March?

The whackadoodle Christian group Intercessors for America is getting their march on. Starting today they're going to begin a "Jericho march," taking laps around the White House and Capitol Hill blowing a trumpet for six days. Then on inauguration day they're going to shout out to God in heaven. Because they apparently think this will do...something. … [Read more...]

Tomczak: Trump’s Election a Prophetic ‘Breakthrough’

Wingnut extraordinaire Larry Tomczak has a post at BarbWire that makes me laugh. He's only the latest to claim that Trump's election is the fulfillment of prophecy and the work of God, but he takes it much further. It's "breakthrough" that will allow all Christians to solve every problem. … [Read more...]

Beware the ‘Army of Demons’ Roaming the Land

You gotta love the Worldnutdaily and headlines like this: "Urgent warning: 'Army of demons' on loose." The article cites a "longtime expert on spiritual warfare," which sounds a lot like the world's foremost authority on unicorn herding. … [Read more...]

You Know What the World Needs Now? More ‘Exorcists’

The Catholic Church is concerned -- very concerned -- that they don't have enough "exorcists" to cast "demons" out of people now that an "army" of demons has used drugs and porn to possess vast numbers of people. Bob Larson to the white courtesy phone! … [Read more...]

Aww Crap. I’ve Picked Up a Demon.

I thought I was safe from demons wanting to possess my soul, mostly by not having a soul, but apparently I was wrong. Professional demon identifier Gordon Klingenschmitt says that I am demon possessed because I've criticized him and other Christians. … [Read more...]

Wingnut: ‘Rabbis’ Think Trump May Be the Messiah

Jim Bakker had a parade of end times preachers and babblers on his show, including a guy named Tom Horn, who claimed that unspecified "rabbis" believe Donald Trump to be either the long-awaited messiah or the forerunner to the messiah (think John the Baptist rather than Jesus). … [Read more...]

Klingenschmitt Sniffs Out More Demons

Those demons can run but they can't hide from the indefatigable Gordon Klingenschmitt. He will name and shame them wherever he finds them and he's found them in control of executives from Zales Jewelry because they had a lesbian couple in a commercial. … [Read more...]

Pizzagate = The Return of the Satanic Panic

Jay Michaelson at the Daily Beast writes that the ridiculous furor over Pizzagate is another instance of the Satanic panic that gripped the country in the 80s, when everyone, it seemed, was being accused of being in league with the devil. … [Read more...]

Wingnut Pastor Speaks in Tongues to Praise God for Trump’s Victory

Pentecostal preacher John Kilpatrick of Evangel Temple in Meridian, Mississippi gave a sermon after the election praising God for putting Donald Trump into office and defeating that "Jezebel" Hillary Clinton. But you can barely make it out for all the incoherent babbling they call "speaking in tongues." … [Read more...]

Harvey: Feminist Seminary Class Just Like a Concentration Camp

Linda Harvey, an absolutely unhinged anti-gay bigot, told the story of taking a class in seminary from a feminist professor. It was so horrifying for her that she says it was "like a concentration camp." Thankfully she was rescued by a plucky band of POWs led by Colonel Hogan. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Liberals Use Witchcraft on Conservatives!

From the Annals of WTF: Self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau, who now has his head so far up Donald Trump's posterior that he knows what he had for breakfast, told Jim Bakker that liberals are using witchcraft to attack conservatives. I think was an episode of Charmed, wasn't it? … [Read more...]