Wallnau: Trump Threw Witchcraft Out of the White House

Professional con artist and self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau is still blathering on about Donald Trump and how he was put in power to destroy Satan and blah blah blah. Apparently the White House was full of witchcraft and Trump cleansed the place by his very presence. … [Read more...]

Wiles Has a ‘Gut Feeling’ Obama is Orchestrating a Marxist Coup

Rick Wiles, the utterly deranged right-wing radio host, thinks that Barack Obama is secretly orchestrating all these protests against Trump as part of a Marxist coup to overthrow the government. His evidence? He has a "gut feeling." … [Read more...]

It’s That Jezebel Spirit Again

You didn't think Jennifer LeClaire was going to let all the other Christian right fantasists have all the fun in babbling about the "Jezebel spirit" and the women's marches to protest Trump. She got Landon Schott to write about it for Charisma News. … [Read more...]

Jennifer LeClaire Has Another ‘Prophecy’

Jennifer LeClaire, Pentecostal preacher and editor of Charisma News (not to mention someone absolutely obsessed with all that "Jezebel spirit" bullshit) has had another "prophecy" (translation: she's talking to herself) that God is going to take over the media. … [Read more...]

Ivanka and Husband Get Special Dispensation from God for Inauguration

Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner are Orthodox Jews, which means they can't travel in a vehicle during the sabbath. The inauguration balls were just getting started Friday night as the sabbath began at sundown, so they got special permission from a rabbi to break the rules for one day. … [Read more...]

People All Over the World, Join Hands, Start a…’POTUS Shield’?

A group of my very favorite Christian con artists and self-declared "prophets of God" are descending on Washington, DC this week to pray and sing and mumble incoherently in order to form a "POTUS Shield" over the city to protect Trump against spiritual heebie jeebies. Or something. … [Read more...]

Are You Ready for a Jericho March?

The whackadoodle Christian group Intercessors for America is getting their march on. Starting today they're going to begin a "Jericho march," taking laps around the White House and Capitol Hill blowing a trumpet for six days. Then on inauguration day they're going to shout out to God in heaven. Because they apparently think this will do...something. … [Read more...]

Tomczak: Trump’s Election a Prophetic ‘Breakthrough’

Wingnut extraordinaire Larry Tomczak has a post at BarbWire that makes me laugh. He's only the latest to claim that Trump's election is the fulfillment of prophecy and the work of God, but he takes it much further. It's "breakthrough" that will allow all Christians to solve every problem. … [Read more...]

Beware the ‘Army of Demons’ Roaming the Land

You gotta love the Worldnutdaily and headlines like this: "Urgent warning: 'Army of demons' on loose." The article cites a "longtime expert on spiritual warfare," which sounds a lot like the world's foremost authority on unicorn herding. … [Read more...]

You Know What the World Needs Now? More ‘Exorcists’

The Catholic Church is concerned -- very concerned -- that they don't have enough "exorcists" to cast "demons" out of people now that an "army" of demons has used drugs and porn to possess vast numbers of people. Bob Larson to the white courtesy phone! … [Read more...]

Aww Crap. I’ve Picked Up a Demon.

I thought I was safe from demons wanting to possess my soul, mostly by not having a soul, but apparently I was wrong. Professional demon identifier Gordon Klingenschmitt says that I am demon possessed because I've criticized him and other Christians. … [Read more...]

Wingnut: ‘Rabbis’ Think Trump May Be the Messiah

Jim Bakker had a parade of end times preachers and babblers on his show, including a guy named Tom Horn, who claimed that unspecified "rabbis" believe Donald Trump to be either the long-awaited messiah or the forerunner to the messiah (think John the Baptist rather than Jesus). … [Read more...]