Yep, It’s the War on Easter

From Fox News, the same people who bring us Bill O'Reilly's inane crusade every year against the entirely mythical "War on Christmas" comes the War on Easter. And what does that war consist of? A couple signs that say nothing at all about Easter that they claim "demeans" Christianity. … [Read more...]

Wingnuts: We Must Celebrate Christmas Because ‘Pluralism’

With the House having done virtually nothing but take useless votes to repeal the Affordable Care Act, a group of wingnuts in that chamber finally found something important to do: Adopt a non-binding resolution in favor of Christmas. Next they'll be adopting a resolution in favor of kind grandmothers. But this is important, don't you know, because of the "war on Christmas." … [Read more...]

To Honor Our Fallen Heroes

Rep. Randy Forbes (R-eally Right Wing) submitted a bill today to build a memorial in Washington, DC to those who bravely lost their lives in the War on Christmas. The memorial, which will be in the shape of a duck, will also include the Tomb of the Unknown Culture Warrior. … [Read more...]

Wildmon: War on Christmas Leads to Christian Persecution

Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association, for whom the mythical "war on Christmas" is nothing more than a marketing slogan designed to sell Jesus junk, says that this non-existent "war" is just a precursor to the dystopic wet dream of every wingnut, the persecution of Christians. … [Read more...]

Dan Savage Reads Sarah Palin’s Book

Dan Savage bought Sarah Palin's book weeks ago but lacked the gumption to actually read it until just a few days ago, when he decided to live blog his progress in between baking batches of cookies. The results are predictably hilarious. This passage made me laugh out loud: … [Read more...]

Fox News Declares War on Christmas

Bill O'Reilly rants endlessly about the entirely fictional "war on Christmas" and hammers anyone who says "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas." Which makes it all the more hilarious that Fox News runs promos saying "happy holidays" immediately after one of his ignorant rants on the subject. … [Read more...]

WND Pimps the War on Christmas

All this bullshit you hear about the entirely fictional "war on Christmas" appears to be little more than a marketing campaign for useless products (in the Christian bookseller business they call this stuff "Jesus junk"). The Worldnetdaily wants you to buy a "Merry Christmas" bracelet. … [Read more...]

WND Declares War on Christmas. Again.

Just as they did in 2012, the Worldnetdaily is trying to have it both ways on Christmas. On the one hand, they print all these articles about the alleged "war on Christmas." On the other hand, they put up videos declaring that Christmas is a pagan holiday. Their latest says that December 25 is actually the birthday of Baal, not Jesus. WND, why do you have the baby Jesus so much? … [Read more...]

Rios Godwins the ‘War on Christmas’

Sandy Rios and Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association went on the radio to talk about the "war on Christmas" and Rios declared that “This is exactly what Hitler did in Nazi Germany." Oh, and Russia and China and North Korea too. Because that's totally reasonable. … [Read more...]

The War on Christmas Hits Texas

The war on Christmas has made it to the state of Texas. By which I mean that a Christian right group in Texas is trying desperately to raise money by making people afraid of the entirely mythical war on Christmas. My friends at the Texas Freedom Network have the text of an email they sent out: … [Read more...]

Sarah Palin Has ‘Access to Santa Claus’

Ralph Reed of the Faith and Freedom Coalition did a quick interview with Sarah Palin about her upcoming book on the totally mythical "war on Christmas." And she actually claims that it will be a great book because she's from Alaska and therefore are "near the North Pole and have access to Santa Claus." A few seconds later she says it's all about focusing on Jesus. Without a hint of irony. Seriously, she's just a moron. … [Read more...]

Palin to Compile Platitudes Into a Book

Sarah Palin took the opportunity of her first appearance on Fox News since behind re-signed as a contributor to announce that she is working on a new book about the entirely fictitious "war on Christmas." I'm sure it will be filled with lameass cliches and platitudes like these: … [Read more...]