‘Coach’ Dave Wants to Arrest Obama with Pitchforks and Torches

"Coach" Dave Daubenmire is ready to form a lynch mob and hunt down Barack Obama. He's guilty of "treason" (or what this ignoramus imagines treason to be), so he wants to form a mob with pitchforks and torches and go arrest Obama for it. … [Read more...]

‘Coach’ Dave Warns of Chemtrails and Weather Machines

"Coach" Dave Daubenmire is slipping further and further into Alex Jones territory, warning that the government is using chemtrails and weather manipulation to do...things. Drawing on his deep knowledge and background of meteorology, he says: … [Read more...]

Klayman Files Ridiculous FCC Complaint Against CNN

Turns our Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, doesn't just file spectacularly stupid lawsuits, he also files spectacularly stupid complaints with the FCC. Get a load of the one he just filed against CNN for encouraging the assassination of Donald Trump. … [Read more...]

Jones Still Engaging in Frottage with Trump

Alex Jones wants you to know so, so badly that he and Donald Trump are BFFs. Really he does. Donald Trump calls him. Did he mention that Donald Trump calls him? He does. All the time. Like three times in a row. Because Trump needs Jones. So Jones is very, very important. … [Read more...]

CPAC’s Hypocrisy on Milo and the ‘Alt-Right’

What went down last week with Milo Yiannopolous and CPAC was a clown show from the start. First, they booked him as the keynote speaker, then canceled it when the tape of him defending adult-child sex relationships surfaced. Then they tried to pretend that they hated the "alt-right" while presenting its most ardent defenders. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Media Using Witchcraft to Turn People Into Zombies

Lance Wallnau seems to be trying to elevate himself an entire level above some of his crackpot colleagues on the Christian right lately with some truly bizarre declarations. Like did you know that the media uses "witchcraft" to brainwash Americans into fighting against Trump? … [Read more...]

Starnes Has a Sad Over Ten Commandments Settlement

Todd Starnes, Fox News' professional hysteric, is upset that a public school in Pennsylvania has settled a suit and agreed to take down a Ten Commandments monument. And he's spouting his usual ridiculous rhetoric over the whole thing while putting his hypocrisy on display. … [Read more...]

Ted Nugent Open to Running for Senate

You knew I couldn't leave this story alone, even if I'm in the hospital, right? Ted Nugent says that he's open to the possibility of running for the Senate against Debbie Stabenow in 2018. He would immediately become the chair of the Senate Lack of Intelligence Committee. … [Read more...]

Jones: Obama Plotting Bolshevik Revolution Against Trump

Alex Jones is still ranting about the firing of Michael Flynn and it being a coup or a counter-coup or a counter-counter-coup. And he thinks Obama is recruiting an army to launch a Bolshevik revolution against Donald Trump -- including nuking Washington, DC to kill him. … [Read more...]

Robertson: Opposing Trump is Opposing God

Pat Robertson, the con artist who claims to speak for God and yet constantly gets his "prophecies" that allegedly come directly from God wrong (and yet has not been put to death as a false prophet, as the Bible commands), says anyone opposing Trump is really opposing God himself. … [Read more...]

Okay, Who’s Really Responsible for Flynn’s Fall from Grace

So far we've heard from neo-Nazis that the Jews are responsible for bringing down Michael Flynn. But who is really responsible for it? Bryan Fischer says Obama is behind it all. Rick Wiles blames it on ‘Devil-Worshiping, Luciferian, Demon-Possessed Maniacs.' So basically, Obama too. Fischer first: … [Read more...]

Jones: Flynn Firing Was a Coup. Or a Countercoup. Or a Countercoup to the Countercoup.

Alex Jones has some thoughts on the firing of Michael Flynn as National Security Adviser. They don't really make any sense, of course, but he has them. And it involves net neutrality, globalism and Dinesh D'Souza and...oh, just read it yourself and try to make some sense out of it. … [Read more...]