Peterson Bashes Intellectuals

Jesse Lee Peterson, who appears to have the IQ of a pot roast and the charm of an Ebola virus, doesn't like intellectuals. Smart people know that he's an idiot with horrifying views, so he has to reject them and blame pretty much everything on them. … [Read more...]

Mike Ditka Thinks He’s Thinking

Mike Ditka, who knows a lot about football and virtually nothing about anything else, has added his ignorant bellow to the chorus of people condemning Colin Kaepernick for his protest against racial injustice and police brutality. He offers the most cliched and simpleminded response you've heard 1000 times before: … [Read more...]

Omarosa: Every Knee Shall Bow to Donald Trump!

Omarosa Manigault learned much from Donald Trump, mostly about being an effective con artists. That's why after her star turn as an embarrassingly buffoonish contestant on his show, she immediately became a prosperity gospel preacher. Here's what she thinks about our democratic country: … [Read more...]

DeLay, Hayworth Combine Two Conspiracy Theories

Two of the more popular right-wing conspiracy theories these days are the one that says Clinton is going to steal the election and the one that says Obama is "giving away the internet." Neither is true, of course. But Tom DeLay and JD Hayworth have now mashed them up. … [Read more...]

Witches are Advising Our Political Leaders!

Another day, another batshit episode of Jim Bakker's Christian TV show. This time he brought on a Family Research Council senior fellow, who said that there are witches who are advising our national leaders. And he knows that because they weigh more than a duck. … [Read more...]

Former Beck Executive Files Countersuit

A few months ago, Glenn Beck fired the former CEO of his company and now that executive has filed a countersuit. The accusations he makes against Beck certainly fit his public behavior, which is incredibly erratic. I mean, the man thinks he talks to God and is always doing his will, for crying out loud. … [Read more...]

Wiles: Trump Will Find Out the Truth About Obama’s Birth Certificate

One person who isn't buying Donald Trump's sudden conversion from birtherism to reality: Right wing paranoiac Rick Wiles. He says that if Trump is elected, he'll get to the bottom of the whole thing and prove that Obama's birth certificate was faked. … [Read more...]

Bakker: People who Support the Constitution Being Eliminated

TV evangelist con man and hawker of crappy buckets of good Jim Bakker has a new conspiracy theory. Unnamed agencies are "monitoring" all speech, especially of Christians. Oh, and those who support the Constitution are being eliminated one by one. … [Read more...]

Gohmert Has a New Conspiracy Theory

Rep. Louis Gohmert, the dumbest man in Congress, has a shiny new conspiracy theory. Remember Anwar al-Awlaki, the Yemeni preacher (and American citizen) that we killed with a drone strike several years ago? Gohmert says we killed him so he wouldn't reveal his close ties to our government. … [Read more...]

Lively: Trump Could Pass Putin’s Anti-Gay Laws Here

Trump's BFF Vladimir Putin pushed through a law in Russia that makes it illegal to be openly gay or to advocate equality, resulting in the arrest of a great many people. Deranged bigot Scott Lively helped advise on that law and hopes that Trump will follow suit here if elected president. … [Read more...]

Putin Does What They Accuse Obama of, Christian Right Still Praises Him

Watching the Christian right publicly fellate Vladimir Putin while he does all of the things that they falsely accuse President Obama of doing in regard to religious freedom is an exercise in easy irony detection. Right Wing Watch prepares a list of Putin's actions: … [Read more...]

Olson: Hillary Will Surrender to ISIS!

Rep. Pete Olson -- from Texas, of course -- went on a right-wing radio show and made perhaps the single most asinine statement of this entire election cycle. And yeah, imagine the competition for that title in the most appalling election of my lifetime. … [Read more...]