Steve Deace is Taking His Ball and Going Home

Steve Deace, the ridiculous right-wing radio host from Iowa whose head is so far up Ted Cruz's ass that he can taste the corn, is so upset that Cruz didn't win the Republican nomination that he's taking his ball and going home, leaving the Republican party forever. Because of God. Or something. … [Read more...]

Staver Can’t Name a Single Bathroom Predator

Anita Staver, wife of the dumbest lawyer in America not named Larry Klayman and a lawyer herself, famously said that she's going to be carrying her gun into bathrooms now to escape the hordes of trans people, pretend or otherwise, waiting to assault her. But when asked if she can name a single such incident, she came up blank: … [Read more...]

Beck: Fiorina On Board With My Dumb Idea About the Senate

Remember how Glenn Beck said that if Ted Cruz were elected president, he'd send his vice president to preside over the Senate and force them to support his agenda? Well he says he has spoken to Carly Fiorina, who shared the ticket with Cruz for about a week before he dropped out, and she loves the idea: … [Read more...]

Beck: Mocking Me Means America is ‘Done’

Poor Glenn Beck. He says incredibly dumb and loony things every day and then people make fun of him for it, and it's just not fair. And as with most things, he reacts with apocalyptic hyperbole, declaring that making fun of him for asking people to pray and fast for Ted Cruz means America is "done." Here's what Beck initially said: … [Read more...]

Beck Lies About Bill Gates

Self-declared prophet of God Glenn Beck, who continually claims that he's never wrong and has predicted everything that has happened for the last 25 years, has a real problem with the truth. This is what happens when you hang around with David Barton. Check out what he claims Bill Gates said recently: … [Read more...]

Savage: God Is Making Sure Trump is Next President

While Glenn Beck is telling anyone who will listen that Ted Cruz has been raised up by God to be the next president of the United States, Michael Savage says that it's Donald Trump who has the endorsement of the Almighty. He says the hand of God is all over Trump's campaign. … [Read more...]

Beck: God Raised Up Cruz. Just Like…Thomas Paine?

Beck hit the road to campaign for Ted Cruz again, this time in Indiana, which is probably Cruz' last serious chance to prevent Donald Trump from getting 1237 delegates and a first-ballot nomination. He made a claim he has made before, that God has raised up Cruz to save the country, but then he said it was just like God raising up...Thomas Paine? … [Read more...]

Patrick Colbeck’s Attempt to Get Out of Bigotry Accusation

Patrick Colbeck is one of the most far-right politicians in Michigan. He's a state senator who is a dogmatic Christian righter on every single issue. But he's quite upset that people think he's a bigot because he can't be a bigot because it's just his "deeply held religious belief." … [Read more...]

Courser, Gamrat Get Radio Shows

The two featured players in the Greatest Political Scandal Ever, Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat, are getting their own radio talk shows. They will no doubt regale all 12 of their listeners with tales of how horribly mistreated they are. I might just have to call in just to make fun of them. … [Read more...]

Rafael Cruz Worked for Scam Company that Carson Promoted

Remember Mannatech, the fraudulent supplement company that Ben Carson was paid lots of money to promote? Turns out that Rafael Cruz was a salesman and consultant for that very company as well. There's a lawsuit going over it which claims that Cruz helped the company skirt laws in Mexico to sell their products. … [Read more...]

Stone Has a Real Jones for Killing his Opponents

Turns out that Bernie Sanders is not the only politician or public figure that Trump confidante Roger Stone fantasizes about murdering. Not by a longshot. In fact, this seems to be pretty much his standard reaction to his political enemies, to with them death and even border on threatening to kill them himself. … [Read more...]

Beck’s Empire Continues to Crumble

Glenn Beck's Mercury Radio Arts, an umbrella company for all of his various businesses, seems to be crumbling fast. They've now laid off another 40 employees due to lack of revenue, and at least part of that is due to the fact that Beck is spending so much time campaigning for Ted Cruz. … [Read more...]