NH Wingnut: Public Assistance for Muslims is Treason!


And we have yet another raging bigot -- a Republican, of course -- making a staggeringly idiotic statement about Muslims. This time it's New Hampshire State Rep. Ken Weyler, who wants to pass a law forbidding Muslims from getting any public assistance because that constitutes treason. Seriously. … [Read more...]

Fischer: All Muslim Charities Fund Terrorism


Bryan Fischer, master of the totally unsupported assertion, said on his radio show this week that every single Muslim charity in the entire world is just a front to raise money for terrorism. He provides no evidence of that, of course, just a bald assertion. Probably the holy spirit told him or something. … [Read more...]

Geller’s Bizarre Definition of ‘Islamic Supremacism’


Unhinged anti-Muslim bigot Pam Geller is up in arms that a Muslim woman has made the U.S. Olympic team in fencing and will be wearing a hijab during the competition. And for some bizarre reason, she thinks that this one woman following her own religious beliefs is somehow imposing "Islamic supremacism" on the entire Olympic team. … [Read more...]

Kirk Cameron Endorses Rick Green for Texas Supreme Court

Rick Green, co-host of David Barton's Wallbuilders radio show, is running for a seat on the Texas Supreme Court. And he's racking up important endorsements from the legal community. Oops, I mean from the incredibly stupid child actor community. Kirk Cameron has endorsed him and he is very proud of that. … [Read more...]

Klayman: Obama Might Stay in Office Permanently!


Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, did an interview with Alex Jones -- that seems like a good pairing -- and said that he still thinks Obama might refuse to leave office in January and would declare himself the permanent dictator. Would you care to bet on that, Larry? … [Read more...]

Jones: ‘They’ Might Kill Donald Trump


Here's another classic Alex Jones rant about dark conspiracies. He says "they" -- you know, the ubiquitous "they" who are behind everything -- might kill Donald Trump like they did Kennedy. And as usual. he cites "inside sources" that sound remarkably like the voices in his head to back up his loopy raving. … [Read more...]

Deace Cries ‘Spiritual Warfare’


There's something quite bizarre to me about people who attribute entirely mundane events and behavior to some sort of demonic activity. Steve Deace, whose head is so far up Ted Cruz' ass that if Cruz stops quickly he'll break his nose, says that Cruz overcame "spiritual warfare" to win the Iowa caucuses. … [Read more...]

Keyes Endorses Klingenschmitt


Our old friend Gordon Klingenschmitt is now running for the state senate in Colorado and he's picked up an endorsement from fellow wingnut Alan Keyes, who delivers one of his usual rambling but eloquent diatribes while endorsing him. Keyes plays Wingnut Madlibs like Palin does, he's just way better at it. … [Read more...]

Cliven Bundy Takes Over For His Son


With both of his sons now in jail in Oregon, one of them injured during their arrest, deadbeat rancher Cliven Bundy has apparently decided to take over for them. He started by sending a letter to the county sheriff in Oregon demanding that he push all federal officials out of the county and protect the protesters, and telling them that they won't let go of the wildlife reserve they're occupying (this from the safety of his ranch in Nevada, of course). … [Read more...]

Obama is AN Antichrist, not THE Antichrist


For years we've been hearing from Christian right loons that Obama is the Antichrist, a fictional character they invented so they could identify pretty much everyone for the last 2000 years as The Man. But thank goodness Steve Magill has finally cleared it all up by informing us that while Obama is an antichrist, he's not the Antichrist. … [Read more...]

Holy Spirit Told Ted Cruz to Run for President


I find this quite hilarious. Rafael Cruz went on a Christian TV show and told the host that his son Ted only ran for president because the Holy Spirit told him to in an hours-long prayer session in which he surrendered himself to the will of God and became but a lowly servant carrying out the orders of the almighty. … [Read more...]

Cruz Wins Iowa Despite the Opposition of Satan


Ted Cruz has a campaign prayer team and it's made up of the kind of people who think there's an actual Satan who is working overtime to stop him from becoming president. Apparently, Satan is able to cause communications problems, which tells me that they all need to anoint their cell phones and laptops with holy water. … [Read more...]