Wallnau: Media Using Witchcraft to Turn People Into Zombies

Lance Wallnau seems to be trying to elevate himself an entire level above some of his crackpot colleagues on the Christian right lately with some truly bizarre declarations. Like did you know that the media uses "witchcraft" to brainwash Americans into fighting against Trump? … [Read more...]

Starnes Has a Sad Over Ten Commandments Settlement

Todd Starnes, Fox News' professional hysteric, is upset that a public school in Pennsylvania has settled a suit and agreed to take down a Ten Commandments monument. And he's spouting his usual ridiculous rhetoric over the whole thing while putting his hypocrisy on display. … [Read more...]

Ted Nugent Open to Running for Senate

You knew I couldn't leave this story alone, even if I'm in the hospital, right? Ted Nugent says that he's open to the possibility of running for the Senate against Debbie Stabenow in 2018. He would immediately become the chair of the Senate Lack of Intelligence Committee. … [Read more...]

Jones: Obama Plotting Bolshevik Revolution Against Trump

Alex Jones is still ranting about the firing of Michael Flynn and it being a coup or a counter-coup or a counter-counter-coup. And he thinks Obama is recruiting an army to launch a Bolshevik revolution against Donald Trump -- including nuking Washington, DC to kill him. … [Read more...]

Robertson: Opposing Trump is Opposing God

Pat Robertson, the con artist who claims to speak for God and yet constantly gets his "prophecies" that allegedly come directly from God wrong (and yet has not been put to death as a false prophet, as the Bible commands), says anyone opposing Trump is really opposing God himself. … [Read more...]

Okay, Who’s Really Responsible for Flynn’s Fall from Grace

So far we've heard from neo-Nazis that the Jews are responsible for bringing down Michael Flynn. But who is really responsible for it? Bryan Fischer says Obama is behind it all. Rick Wiles blames it on ‘Devil-Worshiping, Luciferian, Demon-Possessed Maniacs.' So basically, Obama too. Fischer first: … [Read more...]

Jones: Flynn Firing Was a Coup. Or a Countercoup. Or a Countercoup to the Countercoup.

Alex Jones has some thoughts on the firing of Michael Flynn as National Security Adviser. They don't really make any sense, of course, but he has them. And it involves net neutrality, globalism and Dinesh D'Souza and...oh, just read it yourself and try to make some sense out of it. … [Read more...]

Richard Land Can Still Bring the Dumb With the Best of Them

Since he was tossed out as the head of the SBC's Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, Richard Land has been fairly quiet. But he apparently felt the need to step back into the ring to offer up a particularly stupid and hypocritical position. … [Read more...]

Jones: America Doesn’t Deserve Trump

Alex Jones threw a fit last week about the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upholding a stay of Donald Trump's travel ban and declared that America just doesn't deserve a "damn champion" like Trump, but deserves "poverty and enslavement. … [Read more...]

Klayman Rants Against ‘Leftist Jews’

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, had a column in the Worldnetdaily on Friday ranting about the evils of "leftist Jews" both in the United States and Israel and how they cause the destruction of both countries. … [Read more...]

Klingenschmitt Calls Former Navy Boss His ‘Spiritual Rapist’

Gordon Klingenschmitt ran for the office of vice chairman of the El Paso County GOP in Colorado. He was soundly defeated. But he heard a rumor that his former superior officer in the Navy, Chaplain Norm Holcomb, was going to speak against him so he went on the attack. … [Read more...]

Jones: TV is Making People Demon-Possessed

Conspiracy theorist and professional con artist Alex Jones is never funnier than when he's talking about "spiritual" matters. He sounds like Gordon Klingenschmitt and David (Avocado) Wolfe had a baby. Like did you know that your television is making you demon-possessed? … [Read more...]