Klayman Very Upset Over Michelle Obama’s Shoulders

Donald Trump has spent the last week or so embarrassing the entire country with one display of boorish behavior after another overseas, but what is Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, upset about? Michelle Obama's shoulders, of course. … [Read more...]

Right Wing Defends Gianforte’s Violent Assault on Reporter

After decades of bashing the media as part of their core political strategy, the right wing can't even bring itself to condemn an unprovoked violent assault on a reporter. A menagerie of right wing media outlets leaped to the defense of Greg Gianforte's criminal behavior. Like this panel on Fox News: … [Read more...]

Gianforte: Retirement is Not in the Bible

Greg Gianforte, the newly elected Republican congressman from Montana who assaulted a reporter from the Guardian on Wednesday night, is a real piece of work. Like Rabbi Daniel Lapin and a handful of other wingnuts, he thinks retirement is wrong because it isn't mentioned in the Bible. … [Read more...]

DeVos Wants Voucher Money for Schools that Discriminate

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos testified before a House subcommittee on Wednesday and said that the question of whether parents could use federally funded vouchers to send their kids to a school that discriminates against other students would be up to the states. … [Read more...]

Joyner: Declare Martial Law if Trump is Impeached

Rick Joyner isn't very good at being coherent. On the one hand, he says that martial law is inevitable because the left is trying to get Trump impeached (and he thinks this is a good thing). On the other hand, he also says God won't let him be impeached and is using the Russia scandal to destroy his enemies. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: God Will Protect Trump from Impeachment

Lance Wallnau, who seems to be competing with Jim Bakker and Rick Joyner for the title of Trump's biggest Christian right slobber monkey, says that God used a miracle to get Donald Trump into office and he won't allow him to be impeached. So just give up already! … [Read more...]

Bakker: Satan Wants to Kill Trump

Con artist Jim Bakker loves him some con artist Donald Trump, so much so that he's practically elevated him to the status of God himself. But he says Satan is trying to kill Trump, figuratively if not literally, because Trump is a miracle from God. … [Read more...]

Root: Trump Being Crucified Like Jesus

Wayne Allyn Root continues to be Donald Trump's chief sycophant, so much so that he's now comparing him to Jesus Christ (you know, like it said when those two Corinthians walked into a bar). He says "they" are trying to crucify Trump just like they did Jesus. … [Read more...]

Joyner: God Set a Comey Trap for Trump’s Enemies

Professional con man Rick Joyner is really providing a great deal of amusement to me lately as he comes up with one asinine claim after another about Trump. The latest is to claim that God set up the Comey firing to set a trap for Trump's enemies in order to take them out. … [Read more...]

Oh, Trump Made His BFF Really Mad

Trump is on his first trip abroad as president and he's already angering his BFF, Roger Stone. Stone was upset that Trump is playing nice with Saudi Arabia and he took to Trump's favorite place, Twitter, to express his displeasure. … [Read more...]

Jones Forced to Apologize to Avoid Another Lawsuit

For the second time in the last couple months, Alex Jones has been forced to apologize and retract one of his conspiracy theories in order to avoid being taken to court for defamation. This time it involved the suit filed by the owner of Chobani Yogurt. … [Read more...]

Bakker: Opposing Trump Brings On Armageddon

Televangelist con man Jim Bakker is once again equating any and all opposition to Donald Trump with devil worship, saying that those who oppose Trump are showing the spirit of the Antichrist and are helping bring on the end times apocalypse. … [Read more...]