‘Coach’ Dave: Hillary Will Murder Me if Elected

"Coach" Dave Daubenmire was never closely tethered to reality in the least, but he seems to be losing what little grip he might have had. Now he says that if Hillary Clinton is elected, he'll be murdered, and so will other Christians. … [Read more...]

Jones: Clinton is a ‘Damn Demon’ Who ‘Smells Like Rotting Flesh’

Alex Jones had a fellow anti-Hillary conspiracy nut on his show and repeated his claim that both she and Obama are "damn demons" who smell "like rotting flesh." His guest claimed that she attended a "witch's church" while first lady of Arkansas. … [Read more...]

Hannity Begins Undermining Clinton’s Legitimacy

One way you know that the right has given up and is recognizing that Trump is going to lose is that they've already moved on to the task of undermining the legitimacy of a Hillary Clinton presidency, as they now try to do for every Democratic president. Sean Hannity is getting a head start, declaring her "ineligible." … [Read more...]

Falwell, Jr. Censoring Anti-Trump Articles in Student Paper

How deep in the tank for Donald Trump is Jerry Falwell, Jr.? So deep that he's now censoring articles critical of Trump in the student newspaper. But a writer for the paper is blowing the whistle on it, telling the Daily Beast that it isn't the first time. … [Read more...]

Glenn Beck Apologizes for His Constant Predictions of Doom. Kinda.

Glenn Beck made a rather weird apology/notpology on his show this week for his continual predictions of impending doom. He lamented the fact that he scared children, including his own, with his penchant for wildly exaggerated melodrama. But he still thinks he was right about everything, of course. … [Read more...]

Wiles Prayed for God to Confuse Hillary’s Mind So She’d Lose Debate

Rick Wiles has been praying for Donald Trump to win the debates, obviously to no avail. So he decided to switch it up for last night's debate and pray instead for Hillary Clinton to lose, specifically for God to send "confusion" to "cloud" her mind so she blows it. … [Read more...]

Adams Will ‘Kill Twitter’ if They Commit ‘Treason’ by Shadowbanning Him

Scott Adams, the astonishingly stupid creator of the Dilbert cartoon, says that Twitter might be shadowbanning him. And if they are, he says, they're committing "treason" and that he will then "kill" one of the most popular social networks in the world. … [Read more...]

Roger Stone Thinks the Moon Landing was Faked

Just when you think Trump's BFF Roger Stone couldn't get any more thwacked, it turns out he also believes that the moon landing was faked. He believes and promotes pretty much every stupid conspiracy theory there is, so this shouldn't be too surprising. … [Read more...]

Lively: Media Has ‘Borked’ Trump

Scott Lively, like most conservatives, has a deeply flawed understanding of why Robert Bork was one of the very few men ever voted down in confirmation hearings to be a Supreme Court justice. And he thinks the fictional version of what happened then is now happening to Trump. … [Read more...]

Roy Moore Refuses to Clean Out His Office

Former two-time Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore is refusing to clean out his office and return his keys after an Alabama judicial ethics commission suspended him for the rest of his term. And as usual, it's based on a bizarre and self-serving legal theory. … [Read more...]

Klayman: Hillary Clinton Will Carry Out a Holocaust!

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, is, like his hero Donald Trump, becoming more and more unhinged as it becomes clear that Hillary Clinton is going to be the next president. Now he's claiming that if elected she'll carry out a "Holocaust." … [Read more...]

Stay Classy, Buffalo Bills Fans

The San Francisco 49ers and QB Colin Kaepernick played a game in Buffalo on Sunday and some Bills fans were selling and wearing t-shirts with Kaepernick's picture on a wanted poster with a rifle target over him, calling him a "national disgrace." … [Read more...]