Jones: America Doesn’t Deserve Trump

Alex Jones threw a fit last week about the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upholding a stay of Donald Trump's travel ban and declared that America just doesn't deserve a "damn champion" like Trump, but deserves "poverty and enslavement. … [Read more...]

Klayman Rants Against ‘Leftist Jews’

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, had a column in the Worldnetdaily on Friday ranting about the evils of "leftist Jews" both in the United States and Israel and how they cause the destruction of both countries. … [Read more...]

Klingenschmitt Calls Former Navy Boss His ‘Spiritual Rapist’

Gordon Klingenschmitt ran for the office of vice chairman of the El Paso County GOP in Colorado. He was soundly defeated. But he heard a rumor that his former superior officer in the Navy, Chaplain Norm Holcomb, was going to speak against him so he went on the attack. … [Read more...]

Jones: TV is Making People Demon-Possessed

Conspiracy theorist and professional con artist Alex Jones is never funnier than when he's talking about "spiritual" matters. He sounds like Gordon Klingenschmitt and David (Avocado) Wolfe had a baby. Like did you know that your television is making you demon-possessed? … [Read more...]

Jones: J Lo Should Go to Somalia and Get Gang Raped

Alex Jones went on a rather bizarre and incoherent rant in response to Jennifer Lopez speaking out against Trump's travel ban. He seems to think that he's criticizing her when he's actually providing evidence for the very point she was making. … [Read more...]

Meet the Gateway Pundit’s New White House Correspondent

Trump has opened up the White House press corps to all manner of extremists and halfwits, including giving press credentials to Jim Hoft's Gateway Pundit blog. Hoft is one of the dumbest and most dishonest bloggers alive. So let's meet his new White House correspondent: … [Read more...]

Buchanan Tells Trump to Defy the Courts

Authoritarian strongman wannabe Pat Buchanan is telling authoritarian strongman wannabe Donald Trump that the way to handle the federal courts rejecting his travel ban is to simply refuse to follow the court's ruling. Because that's exactly what a dictator would do. … [Read more...]

Daubenmire: Public Schools are ‘Spiritually Raping’ Our Children

I do so love it when "Coach" Dave Daubenmire gets himself all worked up into an irrational lather over something stupid (and it's always something stupid). On a recent show, he went off the deep end about public schools "spiritually raping" our children. … [Read more...]

Farah: Trump Should Revoke Soros’ Citizenship

Joseph Farah, who's never been the sharpest bulb in the sign, goes on an extended rant about the evils of the right's favorite boogeyman, George Soros. And he says that Donald Trump should just go ahead and revoke his citizenship. … [Read more...]

TN Bill Declares Children Born Through Insemination to be Illegitimate

Two Republican legislators in Tennessee have submitted a bill that would declare all children born by artificial insemination to a woman using sperm from a donor other than her husband to be illegitimate. The bill "repeals statute that deems a child born to a married woman as a result of artificial insemination, with consent of the married woman's husband, to be the legitimate child of the husband and wife." Absolutely appalling. … [Read more...]

Larry Klayman’s New ‘Leftist Media Strike Force’

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, has a brand new scheme to separate wingnuts from their money. He's formed a "Leftist Media Task Force," which will...actually I have no idea what it's going to do. Klayman's announcement of it gives few hints. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Trump Threw Witchcraft Out of the White House

Professional con artist and self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau is still blathering on about Donald Trump and how he was put in power to destroy Satan and blah blah blah. Apparently the White House was full of witchcraft and Trump cleansed the place by his very presence. … [Read more...]