GA Republicans Clutch Pearls over AIDS Art Exhibit

There are few things that make me as stabby as when right-wing dumbasses get all up in arms over an art exhibit that bothers them and start waving their financial penii around, wanting to defund any institution that stages anything that offends their oh-so-delicate sensibilities. … [Read more...]

Woman Screams Stupidity at High School Students

A clearly unhinged woman, I think the same one who has been caught on video berating churches about the Easter Bunny and shouting at gay people, stood outside a high school in Albany, New York and screamed at students going to the buses about trans people in bathrooms. … [Read more...]

Trump and the Art of ‘I’m Just Sayin’

Donald Trump is once again bringing up ridiculous conspiracy theories about the Clintons, this time the claim that they murdered Vince Foster. But as usual, he's doing it while claiming not to be doing it. He's not bringing it up, you understand, he's just bringing up the fact that other people bring it up. … [Read more...]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Worst Music Video Ever

Okay, this is bloody hilarious. The anti-gay bigots on the Christian right have a music video going after Target for their transgender bathroom policy and it is spectacularly lame. They want you to "shine your light for Jesus" by cutting up your Target store credit card. … [Read more...]

O’Reilly Thinks Clinton Should Answer His Questions

Bill O'Reilly, fresh off claiming and repeating that no feminist woman should be allowed to write about Donald Trump because they oppose his misogyny, is now demanding that Hillary Clinton, whom he quite obviously despises, should have to answer questions from him. … [Read more...]

Jones: Glenn Beck is a ‘Power-Mad Satanist’

I am so much enjoying watching Alex Jones and Glenn Beck, two peas in a paranoid, irrational pod if ever there were such a thing, attack each other. In the latest salvo, Jones calls Beck a "power-mad Satanist" with a "spirit of deception and true manifest evil." … [Read more...]

Bakker Now Has ‘Mexican’ Survival Food

Jim Bakker is branching out into ethnic food for his shitty buckets of survival food. He now has buckets of Mexican food, which of course he is calling the "Fiesta bucket." And he says you better order a bucket or two because "things are coming." … [Read more...]

Trump is Flashing Secret Christian Hand Signals

Bloomberg News has an article about how Donald Trump is working to get evangelical Christians to donate $400,000 to his general election campaign and some Christians think he's been sending them secret Christian hand signals to show them that he submits himself to God. … [Read more...]

O’Reilly Suing Ex-Wife for Alleged Infidelity

There are few things funnier to me than Bill O'Reilly when he gets all self-righteous. He's such a blatantly insecure blowhard that I just laugh at him. Here's another example of him just ducking into the punch by suing his ex-wife for infidelity. … [Read more...]

What Are the Illuminati Up to Today?

For a secret global organization under the direction of Satan that dominates the world, the Illuminati seems to have an inordinate interest in pop stars. According to one conspiracy nut, their latest minion is Britney Spears and they choreographed her recent performance on an awards show. … [Read more...]

‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire Starting to Snap

Poor "Coach" Dave Daubenmire. With society beginning to finally treat LGBT people like actual human beings with equal rights, he feels like a stranger in a strange land. And honestly, it sounds like he's getting ready to snap as he rails against society in general and his fellow Christians for not being as extreme as him. … [Read more...]

Rios Thinks the Army Secretary Leads People Into Battle

The Senate, after a ridiculously long wait, confirmed the nomination of Eric Fanning as Secretary of the Army and the Christian right is clutching their pearls over it. The endlessly ridiculous Sandy Rios says he can't have that position because only an "alpha male" can lead men into battle. … [Read more...]