Andy Schlafly Thinks Ted Cruz is a Feminist

There's been a big fight within the Eagle Forum, seemingly over the fact that Phyllis Schlafly has endorsed Donald Trump rather than the far more socially conservative and Christian Ted Cruz. And now her idiot son, Andy Schlafly, is bizarrely claiming that Cruz is a feminist and so are the people trying to boot his mother out. … [Read more...]

Jones: Beyonce Wants to Eat Your Childrens’ Brains

Alex Jones welcomed the utterly deranged James David Manning, the man who thinks gays should be murdered and that Starbucks puts gay semen in their coffee, on his show to talk about Beyonce. It was every bit as enlightening and rational as you would expect it to be. … [Read more...]

Beck: Trump Will Have Me Arrested if Elected!

Not for the first time, Glenn Beck is telling his followers that if Donald Trump is elected, he will have Beck arrested and his show shut down. And for some bizarre reason, he seems to think that President Obama has done that to his critics, but he was actually talking about whistleblowers. … [Read more...]

Rafael Cruz: Hillary Will Destroy the Country!

Example #infinity plus 50 of one wingnut or another declaring that if [fill in the candidate] is elected/not impeached, it's going to destroy the country! The whole entire country, people! There will be nothing left of it anywhere! Flee! Run away! … [Read more...]

Fox Host, Candace Cameron to Pray to Decide Their Votes

Candace Cameron Bure, Kirk Cameron's equally dull sister, was a guest on Fox and Friends and they talked about the presidential race. Both Bure and show co-host Ainsley Earhardt, who replaced clone Elizabeth Hasselbeck on the show, declared their intent to pray and let God choose who they vote for. … [Read more...]

Teacher Fired for Using the Word Vagina

Here in West Michigan, things can be a bit...prudish. I know, I grew up here. A substitute art teacher in a Battle Creek suburb has now been fired because she used the word 'vagina' in a lesson about the paintings of Georgia O'Keefe to 8th grade students. … [Read more...]

Carson’s Bizarre Position on Tubman on the $20 Bill

Even long after he pulled out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination, Ben Carson continues to say things that just leave you scratching your head wondering what the hell is going on in his head. His positions on putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill have been all over the place. … [Read more...]

Third Eagle of the Apocalypse Explains Prince’s Death

I've written before about William Tapley, self-declared "prophet" and "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse," many times. He's endlessly hilarious. In his latest video, he explains how Prince's death is a fulfillment of prophecy and compares him to Jesus, who was the Prince of Peace. … [Read more...]

Alex Jones: Beyonce is a CIA PsyOps Agent

Beyonce has a new long-form video/album release and everyone is talking about it, mostly because it apparently outs Jay-Z as a cheater. But Alex Jones sees all of that. He knows that Beyonce is really a CIA asset and is helping create a race war against the police. … [Read more...]

Beck: GOP Campaign to Go to Convention as a Test From God

Glenn Beck produced his usual babbling nonsense about the Republican primary, saying that God is prolonging it so it will go to the convention because he's giving us one last chance to repent -- by voting for Ted Cruz, of course -- before he declares his final judgment on America. … [Read more...]

Chuck Norris Thinks Chemtrails are Real

Why am I not the least bit surprised to find out that Chuck Norris, who would need several promotions to get to be merely an idiot, thinks chemtrails are real? In his latest Worldnetdaily column, he says the government is spraying us with dangerous vaccines. And he cites Merle Haggard and Prince. I kid you not. … [Read more...]

Voris: God Gave My Mom Cancer to Make Me Stop Being Gay

Michael Voris, the incredibly hardcore Super Catholic from Michigan, posted a bizarre video to his Church Militant website in which he claims that God gave his mother cancer in order to stop him from being gay. And his mother prayed for that to happen. Because that's totally not fucked up or anything. … [Read more...]