Peterson: Trump Accusers are ‘Literally Satan’s Daughters’

Raging misogynist and opponent of women's right to vote Jesse Lee Peterson is leaping to the defense of Donald Trump. But he doesn't just say that the particular accusers of Trump are lying, he says that all women who accuse men of sexual assault are lying. … [Read more...]

Christian Con Man Predicts Landslide Win for Trump, Civil War If He Doesn’t

Rodney Howard-Brown, the con artist behind the whole "laughing in the spirit" thing that captured the imagination of charismatics 10 or 15 years ago, says that Donald Trump is going to win in a landslide -- and if he doesn't, we'll have another civil war. … [Read more...]

Lyin’ Mark Burns: Trump Controlled by Holy Spirit

Pastor Mark Burns, the obscure preacher that Trump decided to briefly make a star before he was caught lying in his bio about his military experience and educational achievements, went on Rick Wiles' TruNews radio show and said that Trump is controlled by the Holy Spirit. … [Read more...]

Oregon Protester: God Told Me to Take Over the Wildlife Refuge

The trials have begun for Ammon and Ryan Bundy and their merry band of halfwits and it's already getting fun. One of them, Kenneth Medenbach, testified that he was glad he took over the refuge and he'd do it again because God told him to do it. … [Read more...]

Limbaugh Doesn’t Understand the Importance of Consent

Rush Limbaugh, spewer of misogynist nonsense like "feminazis," doesn't seem to understand the concept of consent. He points out that the left thinks consent is the key to sexual morality in a mocking tone, but says nothing to actually dispute its importance. … [Read more...]

Gohmert: If Hillary is Elected, I’ll Be in Prison

Louis Gohmert, the dumbest man in Congress, and Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, whose aides say they have managed to teach him to dress himself in the morning, got together on a radio show for a good old-fashioned demagoguery festival. Gohmert says if Hillary is elected, he'll be in prison. I think he thinks that's an argument against her. … [Read more...]

The Truth Comes Out on Barton’s ‘Earned’ PhD

Warren Throckmorton reports that we finally have the truth about David Barton's "earned" PhD. And just as he initially predicted, it's from the totally unaccredited Life Christian University and he didn't have to take a single class or write a single thing. LCU's full statement: … [Read more...]

‘Coach’ Dave: Bible Forbids Women From Being President

Our old pal "Coach" Dave Daubenmire, whose entire existence seems to be 3 parts bigotry to 4 parts stupidity, says that Christians cannot vote for Hillary Clinton because the Bible forbids women to be any position of authority over a man (and he's right, of course). … [Read more...]

Gohmert: Bill Clinton to Blame for Trump’s Behavior.

Louis Gohmert, the dumbest member of Congress, has finally weighed in on the infamous Trump sexual assault tape (thank god!) and his excuse for it is hilarious. He says he only did it because he was friends with Bill Clinton back then. But now he's saved by Jesus, so he is forgiven. … [Read more...]

Prosecutors Charge Arpaio With Criminal Contempt of Court

Oh yeah. The judge in the lawsuit charging fascist Sheriff Joe Arpaio with refusing to comply with a court order has already filed civil contempt charges against. Criminal contempt charges require the approval of federal prosecutors, which has now been given. … [Read more...]

Carson: Gay Marriage Will Lead to Mass Killings

After a few weeks of being mostly out of sight, Ben Carson showed up in Springfield, Illinois to tell an audience that if Christians don't stand up to big government, there will be tyranny and "mass killings." How and why? Gay marriage, of course. … [Read more...]

Gingrich: It’s the (yawn) End of America if Clinton is Elected

Newt Gingrich is rehashing the old tradition of claiming that if whatever Democrat is running for office will, if elected, destroy America, either completely or "as we know it" (whatever the hell that means). This time, of course, it's Hillary Clinton. … [Read more...]