Jones: J Lo Should Go to Somalia and Get Gang Raped

Alex Jones went on a rather bizarre and incoherent rant in response to Jennifer Lopez speaking out against Trump's travel ban. He seems to think that he's criticizing her when he's actually providing evidence for the very point she was making. … [Read more...]

Meet the Gateway Pundit’s New White House Correspondent

Trump has opened up the White House press corps to all manner of extremists and halfwits, including giving press credentials to Jim Hoft's Gateway Pundit blog. Hoft is one of the dumbest and most dishonest bloggers alive. So let's meet his new White House correspondent: … [Read more...]

Buchanan Tells Trump to Defy the Courts

Authoritarian strongman wannabe Pat Buchanan is telling authoritarian strongman wannabe Donald Trump that the way to handle the federal courts rejecting his travel ban is to simply refuse to follow the court's ruling. Because that's exactly what a dictator would do. … [Read more...]

Daubenmire: Public Schools are ‘Spiritually Raping’ Our Children

I do so love it when "Coach" Dave Daubenmire gets himself all worked up into an irrational lather over something stupid (and it's always something stupid). On a recent show, he went off the deep end about public schools "spiritually raping" our children. … [Read more...]

Farah: Trump Should Revoke Soros’ Citizenship

Joseph Farah, who's never been the sharpest bulb in the sign, goes on an extended rant about the evils of the right's favorite boogeyman, George Soros. And he says that Donald Trump should just go ahead and revoke his citizenship. … [Read more...]

TN Bill Declares Children Born Through Insemination to be Illegitimate

Two Republican legislators in Tennessee have submitted a bill that would declare all children born by artificial insemination to a woman using sperm from a donor other than her husband to be illegitimate. The bill "repeals statute that deems a child born to a married woman as a result of artificial insemination, with consent of the married woman's husband, to be the legitimate child of the husband and wife." Absolutely appalling. … [Read more...]

Larry Klayman’s New ‘Leftist Media Strike Force’

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, has a brand new scheme to separate wingnuts from their money. He's formed a "Leftist Media Task Force," which will...actually I have no idea what it's going to do. Klayman's announcement of it gives few hints. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Trump Threw Witchcraft Out of the White House

Professional con artist and self-declared "prophet" Lance Wallnau is still blathering on about Donald Trump and how he was put in power to destroy Satan and blah blah blah. Apparently the White House was full of witchcraft and Trump cleansed the place by his very presence. … [Read more...]

Daubenmire: Sessions Will Expose the Pizzagate Conspiracies

"Coach" Dave Daubenmire totally buys into that big Pizzagate conspiracy theory about how Hillary Clinton is part of a huge child sex trafficking ring run out of a pizzeria in Washington, DC. And he thinks that Jeff Sessions as AG will blow the lid off the whole thing. … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Trump Delays the Coming of the Antichrist

Seeing how these evangelical charismatic con artists who call themselves "prophets" view everyday events is kind of mind-blowing to me. Every single thing that happens is not because people did things, but because of "spiritual warfare" and God's interventions. Take Lance Wallnau (again). … [Read more...]

Bakker: Most of the Women Protesting Were Abused as Children

Jim Bakker and his wife Lori are continuing to find every imaginable way to dismiss the issues that led to the women's marches around the country (the world, even). They're demon-possessed, they're witches, they're led by Satan. And now they've all been abused. … [Read more...]

Wiles Has a ‘Gut Feeling’ Obama is Orchestrating a Marxist Coup

Rick Wiles, the utterly deranged right-wing radio host, thinks that Barack Obama is secretly orchestrating all these protests against Trump as part of a Marxist coup to overthrow the government. His evidence? He has a "gut feeling." … [Read more...]