Right Wing Radio Host Wants to Turn Immigrants Into Slaves

Jan Mickelson

Being a right-wing radio talk show host must be very difficult. If you want to get noticed, you have to somehow find a way to say things even more bizarre and outrageous than people like Michael Savage, Steve Deace and Rick Wiles. Iowa wingnut host Jan Mickelson is apparently up to the task, saying that instead of deporting immigrants who are here illegally, we should round them up and turn them into slaves. … [Read more...]

Palin Tosses Most Palinesque Word Salad Yet


Though she is no longer a Fox News paid contributor, Sarah Palin is still invited on some of the shows there from time to time to deliver her usual aimless diatribes. On Greta Van Susteren's show the other day she came up with what might be the Platonic ideal of the Sarah Palin word salad. Read this and tell me this doesn't sound like it was written by a computer program called Wingnut Madlibs for Windows 8: … [Read more...]

Doocy Agrees With Trump on 14th Amendment


Steve Doocy, the dumbest man on television, delivered a typically ignorant soliloquy in support of Donald Trump's claim that the 14th Amendment does not grant birthright citizenship. And his "reasoning" is that hoary old bit of absurdity long used by enemies of equality to the effect that the 14th Amendment was passed to protect slaves and therefore only applies to slaves or to racial equality. … [Read more...]

OK ‘Patriot’ Second Amendments Himself Guarding Gun Store


There's a gun shop owner in Oklahoma who, like a couple of other gun stores around the country, publicly declared his store to be a Muslim-free zone, in flagrant violation of the Civil Rights Act. Naturally, a bunch of local yokel uber-patriots decided that their presence was required to guard the store against impending attack. And one of those dumbasses managed to shoot himself with his own gun. … [Read more...]

Markell: Pope Francis Might Be the ‘False Prophet’


End-times radio host Jan Markell fancies herself an expert on Biblical eschatology, a designation that always makes me chuckle. It's like claiming to be an oracle for the Greek pantheon of gods, you're claiming to be an "expert" in something that does not exist. But she's been studying up and she thinks Pope Francis is the "false prophet" in their weird interpretation of the Bible that supposedly presages the second coming of Christ. … [Read more...]

Savage: Liberals are Mentally Ill Due to Diet. And Drugs.


Michael Savage's recent bit of obsessive dumbassery is that he has begun to claim that liberals are mentally ill because they're all vegans or on some other diet that robs the brain of carbohydrates needed to function properly. Oh, and they're also on drugs, dontchaknow. That explains why they do crazy things like, oh I don't know, disagree with Michael Savage, which proves that they must be cuckoo for cocoa puffs or something. … [Read more...]

Klayman: Revolution is Near!


Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, lost his case filed on behalf of fascist Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio against President Obama's immigration orders, and he's doing his usual "this is going to destroy the country and lead to bloodshed" schtick. In his latest column, he says that if Donald Trump or someone like him is not elected in 2016, we'll have another American revolution just like 1776. … [Read more...]

Peterson: Feminists Trying to Destroy the NFL!

Jesse Lee Peterson, the deeply misogynist preacher who thinks women shouldn't be allowed to vote, is back with another moronic feminist-bashing column at the Worldnetdaily, this time declaring that feminists are trying to destroy the NFL because it's just so manly. And so is beating up women, apparently. … [Read more...]

Allen West, WND Blow Up a Straw Man

The Worldnetdaily and Allen West have built up a lovely strawman and then slaughtered it to take a shot at Mikey Weinstein, the FFRF and anyone who wants to keep church and state separate. They've shared a video of Marines at a worship service on base and declare that it's going to make us all lose our minds. … [Read more...]

Dick Morris: Investment Adviser

Dick Morris, whose track record of being wrong about nearly everything finally managed to cost him his job at Fox News (where accuracy is hardly a virtue), is apparently trying to reinvent himself as an investment adviser. He's going around giving seminars on how to make one's retirement crash-proof. … [Read more...]

Barber: The End is Near!

Matt Barber's latest column is described this way by the Worldnetdaily: "Matt Barber describes 'an Islamo-'progressive' axis of evil' battling Truth." Things like that just make me laugh. It's just inane gibberish, meaningless drivel. This cracks me up too: … [Read more...]

Morris Ensures Obama Presidency to Continue

Dick Morris, the world's worst psychic, has ensured that President Obama will continue to occupy the White House throughout his second term by predicting that he might resign from office. Like George Costanza's "do the opposite" day, anything Morris predicts is almost a sure bet to be wrong. … [Read more...]