Jacobs: God Wants Rich Christians to Attract More Jews

The monumentally idiotic Cindy Jacobs, self-declared "prophet," preached at a church recently and actually claimed that God is making Christians incredibly rich to make Jews jealous so they'll convert to the One True Faith to get on the gravy train: … [Read more...]

Wingnut on Wingnut Crime: Manning vs Trump

Remember James David Manning, the maniacal right-wing preacher who thinks Starbucks puts gay semen in their lattes? He actually met with Trump during the campaign and practically endorsed him. But he unleashed one of his patented idiotic tirades against Trump and Kellyanne Conway on his Youtube channel: … [Read more...]

‘Coach’ Dave’s Paranoia Immune to Being Proven Wrong

Professional hysteric "Coach" Dave Daubenmire says that every single night during the Obama administration he went to bed at night wondering if that would be the night that the federal government could drag he and his family from their home and into a concentration camp. … [Read more...]

Wiles: Satanic Pedophiles are Trying to Bring Down Trump

Terminally deranged right-wing talk show host Rick Wiles is back with yet another hilariously stupid declaration. This time he says that pedophiles who sacrifice children to Satan are leading a coup against Donald Trump. … [Read more...]

Scott Lively Pens Love Letter to Putin

For a man so virulently anti-gay, Scott Lively has a seriously powerful man-crush on Vladimir Putin. To him, Putin is a hero, a champion of Christian values (because he passes laws that oppress gay people, the only thing Lively really cares about). He writes him a love letter on his website. Cue the terrible arguments: … [Read more...]

Wallnau: Liberals Possessed by Satan, Just Like Hitler

Self-declared "prophet" and con man Lance Wallnau is really working overtime to compete with the likes of Rick Wiles in a competition to see who can be more ridiculous. His latest inane announcement is that liberals are possessed by Satan -- just like Hitler. … [Read more...]

Wingnut: The Left is Trying to Get Trump Killed!

Some Christian right hypocrite named Michael Snyder has a column in Charisma News about how the left is trying to get Donald Trump assassinated by calling him a racist and other bad things. Because apparently, he skipped all of the last eight years. … [Read more...]

Barber, Staver Think Obama is Organizing Anarchists Against Trump

Matt Barber and Mat Staver, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Larry Klayman, do the Liberty Counsel radio show together and it's the greatest collection of brainpower in Virginia since Jefferson's dog dined alone. Here's their latest ridiculous theory: … [Read more...]

Farah Addresses a Crowd of Dozens in Lafayette Park

So Saturday was the day for all those rallies around the country, when Trump supporters were going to show up in huge numbers to put those Women's Day protesters to shame. Joseph Farah was headlining the main event, at Lafayette Park across from the White House. Let's just say it wasn't a packed house. … [Read more...]

Joyner Doesn’t Know What Treason Means Either

Professional con man Rick Joyner is very upset about all those Obama holdovers who are, he says, committing treason or "at the very least, sedition" against the country by undermining Donald Trump as commander-in-chief. Like Trump, he has the best words, he just has no idea what they mean. … [Read more...]

Engle: Don’t Eat and Trump Will Be Safe from ‘Witches’

Lou Engle, one of the leaders of Seven Mountains Dominionism and yet another self-declared "prophet," is calling on Christians to fast for three days because, for some entirely unspecified reason, this will protect Donald Trump from all those "witches" casting spells on him. … [Read more...]

Another Klayman Lawsuit to Be Summarily Dismissed

It's a day ending in Y, so that means Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, filed yet another ridiculous lawsuit against all of the people he considers his political enemies. As usual, it will take milliseconds for the court to dismiss it. … [Read more...]