Joyner’s Friend Had a ‘Revelation’ that Obama Bugged the White House

Professional con artist Rick Joyner doesn't think anyone in the White House is actually leaking anything to the media. Rather, he thinks that Obama bugged the White House and is giving information to the media. His evidence: One of his friends had a "revelation." … [Read more...]

Alex Jones is Ready to Die for Trump

Alex Jones turned up his usual sycophancy for Trump into full-blown worship on his show this week, saying that what Trump is doing is "bigger than 1776," that he is "just feels humble" in his presence, so much so that he is "ready to die for Trump." … [Read more...]

Trump: The Press is Covering Up Terrorist Attacks

Donald Trump's latest fever dream about the media is that they are covering up terror attacks around the world. Which terror attacks exactly? He doesn't say, of course. And he delivered this message to high-ranking officers at an Air Force base. … [Read more...]

Wingnut on Wingnut Crime: Lively vs Yiannopoulos

Milo Yiannopoulos is the toast of the far right because he pisses off liberals, which often seems to be the only thing they care about. But not Scott Lively, he knows better. You see, Milo is gay and that means that, like Hitler, he's a fascist. Or something. … [Read more...]

Beck and Barton to Create Museum of Historical Lies

Glenn Beck and his buddy David Barton are supposedly building a museum to prove that the Constitution was based upon the Bible -- I say supposedly because Beck often announces grand projects that never materialize -- and they want to use it in public schools. … [Read more...]

Klayman: SCOTUS Seat Wasn’t Stolen Because Scalia Was Murdered

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, is pushing back against those who say the Republicans stole the open Supreme Court seat with unprecedented obstruction. He says there was no obstruction because Scalia might have been murdered. … [Read more...]

Root: Democrats are Mentally Ill, Should Secede from the Union

Wayne Allyn Root, the absolutely unhinged Trump sycophant and conspiracy nut, said on a radio show that those who oppose Trump must be "mentally ill" and that California and all the heavily Democratic states should secede from the union. … [Read more...]

Klayman Sues Obama Because a Muslim Protester Yelled at Him

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, may be ridiculous but at least he's consistently ridiculous. His latest lawsuit is against Barack Obama for allegedly telling a protester at an airport to come and yell at him. No, I'm not making that up. … [Read more...]

When Jones and Corsi Were Anti-Trump

These days, Alex Jones and Jerome Corsi are spinning their inane conspiracy theories in favor of Donald Trump, but it wasn't always that way. A few years ago, they were spinning conspiracy theories about Donald Trump on the birther issue. … [Read more...]

Joyner: Criticism of Trump is Satanic

Evangelist con man (but I repeat myself) Rick Joyner is positively verklempt watching the anti-Trump protests around the country, indeed the world. But like all simpleminded halfwits like him, he comes up with the simplest and most ridiculous answer: Satan. … [Read more...]

Gallups: Immigration is God’s Punishment for…Everything

We're all used to the common "this is God's punishment for..." argument from the Christian right, with the end of the ellipses being whatever they're particularly mad about at any given moment. Here's another. Carl Gallups says immigration is God's punishment for evolution, abortion and The Gay. … [Read more...]

We Can Blame Jim Bakker for Trump’s Election

If you're trying to figure out who is truly to blame for the election of Donald Trump, you can stop. It's Jim Bakker. How did he get Trump elected? No, not with buckets of crappy survival food. He "bound demons in hell" to prevent them from "destroying" Trump. … [Read more...]