Barton Justifes New School for Theocrats

David Barton gave a take at Charis College, where he is creating a new School of Practical Government to teach his incredibly dishonest and thoroughly theocratic vision of society, and justified that school by arguing that the Bible should be the basis of all public policy. … [Read more...]

Klayman Awaits Dismissal of His Latest Idiotic Lawsuit

Larry Klayman has filed yet another frivolous lawsuit that will never make it past a motion to dismiss. This time he's filed a class action suit (on behalf of what class? Dumbasses?) against Obama, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, Eric Holder and the leaders of the Black Lives Matter movement for inciting violence against police officers. … [Read more...]

Sen. Johnson: Insurance Companies Should Deny Coverage for Cancer Patients

Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin is currently losing badly in his reelection bid against Russ Feingold, the man he beat six years. Maybe it's because he says things like this. He says that insurance companies should be allowed to deny coverage to people with cancer. … [Read more...]

Comfort: Atheists are Just Mass Murderers in Waiting

Ray Comfort did an interview with wingnut radio show host Janet Mefferd and gave the usual "atheists have no reason to be good people" argument. But he made it far worse by arguing that if any atheist had power, they would be just like Stalin or Pol Pot. … [Read more...]

Another Classic Sarah Palin Word Salad

Sarah Palin has fired up her handy dandy outrage machine and it spat out the kind absolutely classic word salad that she has become so famous for. It also made her an immediate expert on Martin Luther King, though I suspect she thinks he nailed some demands to church door somewhere. … [Read more...]

Savage: Straight White Christian Men the Most Oppressed

Michael Savage says that straight white Christian are the most oppressed and persecuted group in the country today. Oh, the humanity! If you say something that monumentally stupid, it really should cause your vocal cords to just jump out of your throat and walk away. … [Read more...]

Robertson: Satan is Behind Church-State Separation Groups

Dottering old con man Pat Robertson was asked by a reader why groups like Americans United for Separation of Church and State and the Freedom From Religion Foundation never fight against Islam, only Christianity. His answer: Satan is pulling the strings. … [Read more...]

Shoebat: Jesus Will Slaughter the Gays When He Returns

Christian fascist Theodore Shoebat is sad that America isn't going to start murdering gay people as a matter of state policy any time soon, but not to worry! When Jesus comes back, he's going to slaughter every last gay person and turn this into a "beautiful, beautiful, beautiful world." … [Read more...]

Lane Wants Gingrich as Trump’s VP Pick

David Lane, alleged man of God and advocate of family values, says his dream ticket is Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich. Mike Huckabee would be fine too, he says, but Gingrich would be perfect because he's the smartest man in any room. … [Read more...]

Jones’ Bizarre Rant About Hillary Clinton

Alex Jones went on his standard bizarre rant about Hillary Clinton and the shootings in Dallas, calling her a "witch" and taking her simple statement that we should listen to the experiences of black people in this country into the basis for the kind of dystopian fantasy that makes him fondle himself furiously. … [Read more...]

WND Thinks the Hadron Collider Opened a Portal to…Something

The Worldnetdaily is breathlessly reporting, based on some "patriot" blog, that the Large Hadron Supercollider has opened up a "portal" to...well, to something, or somewhere. Whatever it is, it's very spooky and it involves demons. Or something. … [Read more...]

Wingnut: Black Lives Matter is a Terrorist Organization

I'd never heard of Brad Thor before he appeared on Glenn Beck's show last week blathering on about how the Black Lives Matter movement should be labeled a terrorist organization because they call for the killing of cops (actually, they say the exact opposite and have repeatedly). … [Read more...]