Deace Cries ‘Spiritual Warfare’


There's something quite bizarre to me about people who attribute entirely mundane events and behavior to some sort of demonic activity. Steve Deace, whose head is so far up Ted Cruz' ass that if Cruz stops quickly he'll break his nose, says that Cruz overcame "spiritual warfare" to win the Iowa caucuses. … [Read more...]

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Keyes Endorses Klingenschmitt


Our old friend Gordon Klingenschmitt is now running for the state senate in Colorado and he's picked up an endorsement from fellow wingnut Alan Keyes, who delivers one of his usual rambling but eloquent diatribes while endorsing him. Keyes plays Wingnut Madlibs like Palin does, he's just way better at it. … [Read more...]

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Cliven Bundy Takes Over For His Son


With both of his sons now in jail in Oregon, one of them injured during their arrest, deadbeat rancher Cliven Bundy has apparently decided to take over for them. He started by sending a letter to the county sheriff in Oregon demanding that he push all federal officials out of the county and protect the protesters, and telling them that they won't let go of the wildlife reserve they're occupying (this from the safety of his ranch in Nevada, of course). … [Read more...]

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Obama is AN Antichrist, not THE Antichrist


For years we've been hearing from Christian right loons that Obama is the Antichrist, a fictional character they invented so they could identify pretty much everyone for the last 2000 years as The Man. But thank goodness Steve Magill has finally cleared it all up by informing us that while Obama is an antichrist, he's not the Antichrist. … [Read more...]

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Holy Spirit Told Ted Cruz to Run for President


I find this quite hilarious. Rafael Cruz went on a Christian TV show and told the host that his son Ted only ran for president because the Holy Spirit told him to in an hours-long prayer session in which he surrendered himself to the will of God and became but a lowly servant carrying out the orders of the almighty. … [Read more...]

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Cruz Wins Iowa Despite the Opposition of Satan


Ted Cruz has a campaign prayer team and it's made up of the kind of people who think there's an actual Satan who is working overtime to stop him from becoming president. Apparently, Satan is able to cause communications problems, which tells me that they all need to anoint their cell phones and laptops with holy water. … [Read more...]

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Manning is a Tad Bit Upset About LGBT Group Buying His Church


Deranged Christian fascist James David Manning is all worked up now that a pro-gay group is raising money to buy his church, which has been put up for tax auction because he's a million dollars in debt, and turn it into a halfway house for gay teenagers. He's responding with his usual incoherent ranting and raving: … [Read more...]

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Liberty Counsel Slut Shames Assistant Prosecutor

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The Christian right is absolutely desperate to discredit the grand jury indictments against two people who produced highly dishonest videos lying about Planned Parenthood. They have no actual legal arguments to make, so they're resorting to personal attacks on people who had nothing at all to do with the indictments. … [Read more...]

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Barton’s Bizarre Lie About Justice Breyer


We're used to David Barton lying about virtually everything, including his own past, but in his latest video series he tells a lie that is blatant and easily checked. It's a lie he's told before, but now he's put an actual citation on it that can be read to show that he's lying. I'll reprint the entire thing below. … [Read more...]

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Rafael Cruz: Ted is Running to Spread the Love of Jesus


Rafael Cruz went on Steve Deace's radio show and driveled out a bunch of nonsensical cliches about "Judeo-Christian values" before ultimately saying that his son Ted is running for president in order to “share the love of Jesus Christ” with everyone in America. Gee thanks, Ted. … [Read more...]

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Joyner: If Carolina Wins Super Bowl, We’ll Have Third Great Awakening


Self-declared prophet and wingnut Rick Joyner, whose church is near Charlotte, North Carolina, says that if the Carolina Panthers win the Super Bowl this weekend it will be a sign from God that America is about to experience a third "great awakening." Because someone he knows had a dream about black panthers and lumber. … [Read more...]

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Is Beck’s Empire Beginning to Crumble?

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There's a big shakeup going on inside Glenn Beck's media empire, apparently, and some unnamed insiders are saying that this could be the beginning of a mass exodus. Rats from a sinking ship, perhaps? Frankly, I doubt it. There will always be a large audience for Beck's particular brand of ignorance, paranoia and grandiosity. … [Read more...]

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