Some people are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some have greatness THRUST upon them.
Three guys stumbled into a Cultural festival in Saudi Arabia from Unites Arab Emirates. They created morbid fear in the minds of the Saudi Religious Police. Were they terrorists? Gamblers? Kafirs – or Non-Muslims? No! They were – by Saaudi religious police’s evaluation – Exceptionally Handsome. In fact, so handsome, that the Saudis feared that women will start falling for them! And, Saudis being the religiously practicing guys – who only screw boys, men and girls in other countries – were fearful.
So, they removed these guys from Jenadrivah Heritage and Culture Festival in Riyadh and deported them back to the Emirates! The Arabic language newspaper Elaph said the following:
“A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices] members feared female visitors could fall for them,” Elaph reported.
Wonder what the Hollywood directors are doing? They should be falling over each other to sign these guys up for the coming movies! For, if someone is sooo good looking that his very looks become a National Security threat – large enough for deportation, imagine the impact on the silly American girls! I mean, those who can fall for those feminine One Direction singers and faint under the stage for them, won’t survive over a minute at the sight of these Emiratis 😉
And yes, next time you want to attack Saudis, don’t waste your money on an Army, just clone these guys and smuggle them into that “Holy” country. Women would disappear within a day. Without their women, these abiding Muslims would be nothing. QED.
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