Mathematics of Success

Got this from Jeshi. Thought was very interesting and apt in the real world! =============== From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these … [Read more...]

Atomic Humor

This is a good one: ========== A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?" "I'm positive." replied the atom. … [Read more...]

Bush on Pakistan

Hillarious Video of Bush in Pakistan!! A must see!! Play and Enjoy! … [Read more...]

You Americans!!

Something for your smile this morning!! ============ A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him. "Excuse me, Ma'am," the … [Read more...]

104 year Wook Marries 33 year old Muhammad

This is about as crazy as it can possibly get!! Just read about this couple - newlyweds from Malaysia: Muhammad Noor Che Musa, 33, and his 104-year-old bride, Wook Kundur. It's the groom's first marriage, and the bride's 21st. Muhammad, is an ex-army serviceman, who said he found "peace and a sense of belonging" after meeting his bride, adding that mutual respect and friendship had turned to love. … [Read more...]

Tips to Tackle Telemarketeers

Got this mail from a friend - seems real funny... try these! (1) The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..." Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its … [Read more...]

Installing the Love Software!

Here is an interesting take on a software called Love and how a conversation might have went between a person desirous of installing such a software and a "Tech Support" specialist! Forwarded as an email by my friend, Sheela K.. ===================== Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to … [Read more...]

Joke of the Day: Lawyers

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met. … [Read more...]


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