I don’t trust the weather.

It’s April, and in Indiana there is not a spot of green on any tree in sight. I’m guessing that any minute now, Spring is going to come on hard and fast, and then it will be over in the blink of an eye like a virgin’s wedding night. Of course last year, Spring was precocious and that worried me too.

Here’s a post I wrote at about this time last year, just for kicks:

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Nine a.m., and I was walking around the dew-shot yard in my pajamas, with bed-head, a cup of coffee in one hand and an assault rifle in the other.

Not a real assault rifle–a bee bee gun that belongs to my oldest son who wanted to hunt squirrels before Mass, but it sort of looks how I imagine an assault rifle would look, and holding it for him as he put away his bike, the first sentence of this paragraph came to mind.

It sounded like the start of something, but really, where can a mom with a gun actually go?

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Look at me, holding a gun. I’m just one of them country people who takes their coffee with a gun (though coffee is a much more useful weapon in my arsenal, and I’ve only actually shot a real gun once or twice).

I felt like I should be on guard. A woman with a gun should have an enemy in sight, and rather than taking aim at the children, I became suspicious of the flowers.

The peach tree blooming, the hyacinths, and forsythia–even roses starting to leaf out–made me feel like someone was lying to me. Too many flowers, too soon–this is a false Spring. It’s going to end badly.

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“It just don’t seem right,” said the check-out lady at Wal-mart when I asked how she liked this gorgeous weather. Everyone in Indiana takes in the good March weather with a not-so-hidden sense of apocalyptic dread.

I had just spent forty-five minutes walking through the aisles looking for note cards, to be used in a report on the state of Illinois, a report that one little boy has known about for three weeks, but only mentioned the night before it was due.

I passed a thousand miniature televisions on the end of every aisle that run commercials on repeat twenty-four hours a day, but I could not find the note cards.

The commercial woman is always brown-haired and friendly looking, approximately my own age, with a familiar voice. She wants me to buy toothpaste and fill prescriptions, I think, though I rarely look at her. I wonder if anyone has ever done a study on the co-relation and frequency of suicidal thoughts while shopping at Wal-mart.

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“It just don’t seem right” that the sun is out? That there are flowers, and warm breezes, and the air is scented with lilac? THAT don’t seem right to you? And yet, this dumb store, where it takes forty-five minutes to find the note-cards, is just AOK?

Hearing that someone else had suspicion of the weather made me think the weather is the under-dog. Someone had to stick up for it. “It will be fine! The weather will be fine!”

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Lord, why am I so fickle? Why so critical? Why the same dumb sins over and over again.

Even my discouragement is tiresome.

Driving home from Wal-mart, two older ladies shuffled alongside each other on the walking trail, their two big bottoms accommodated by slacks with a high elastic waistband. Those bottoms weren’t going anywhere fast, and I thought, “Damn–that’s my soul–a big, stubborn, unchangeable butt.”

When you get older, your metabolism slows down in all kinds of ways, spiritually, physically. I’ve got to do something crazy to shake out of it.  A forty day juice fast!

When I got home to unload all the bags of not-juice I threw in the cart on my quest for note cards, the note cards I had finally located were nowhere to be found. I sat down to cut fifty notecards out of paper. Sort of wanted to shoot something.

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“I’m just doing what the Church prescribes,” said Pedge when I asked how HER Lent was going. “No meat on Fridays. Making a sacrifice and sticking to it. Being grateful. Giving alms. It doesn’t have to be crazy. Just do what the Church prescribes and trust God.”

No juice-fast?

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Trust God it is, then. Let the weather be what it will be. Let people feel how they will feel. Let my crazy wear off, as it always does eventually.

When you begin a new diet, you never get to see results immediately, but trust that your new habits are forming inroads to good health. Chip away at the big unchangeable butt with the slow, steady diet that the Church prescribes.

 

 

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  • http://owenswain.com/2/ Owen

    Same with adding things, like a devotion or daily scripture reading or praying the Liturgy of the Hours, begin small, small time, small amount build consistency, move forward with another incremental change. God bless you. I hasten to add, I know what time of day to not visit your backyard – bee bee guns still sting ;-)


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