The Daren Streblow Comedy Show Mini-Cast 92: Roller Coaster Romance, Andy Beningo & Leanne Morgan


[display_podcast] From the UK Mirror:Every relationship has its ups and downs, but none more so than Linda does because she is married to a seventy-ton roller coaster named Bruce. Now, this is Britain, remember, so I’m not sure whether or not they started out on a first-name basis when they began dating.  Perhaps she was a proper lady and addressed him as Mr. Curly-tracks.Linda, who is 56, fell in love with the 70-foot tall Bruce 26 years ago, when she worked at the carnival whe … [Read more...]

The Daren Streblow Comedy Show Mini-Cast 91: Airport Security, Brian Bates & John Crist


[display_podcast] Adding to the list of phrases “Never to Say at an Airport”, as made famous by my friend Ken Davis: When the frustrated public speaker, aka flight attendant addressing the passengers, announces which one item is allowed in your pockets as you pass through the full-body scanner – absolutely NOTHING – not keys, cell phones, Kleenex tissues, Barbie dolls, combs, fishing lures, love letters, hate letters, dog treats, lawn ornaments, autographed pictures of Ed Asner… NOTHING! When y … [Read more...]

Carty’s Contemporary Classics: Take A Look At The Snake, part 2

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You can’t cancel sin. You may have done a whole bunch of good stuff, but if you’ve done one bad thing, that good stuff doesn’t cancel it out. And here’s the kicker – There will be NO SIN IN HEAVEN. Heaven is perfect, holy and pure. God is perfect, holy and pure. He will not dwell in the presence of sin. So, any person who has any sin in their life – which is each and every one of us since we have all sinned and come short of the glory of God – is disqualified for heaven. Because none of us can … [Read more...]

The Darens Streblow Comedy Show Mini-Cast 89: Car Wash, Mike Goodwin & Tim Hawkins


[display_podcast]From ABCNews Sacramento: A California driver may have set a record for fastest car wash. A 94-year-old man is caught on camera speeding through the Quick Quack Car Wash in Sacramento at an estimated 40 miles per hour. If you think about it, this would save a lot of time! It actually reminds me a lot of how my kids would bathe themselves – “I did take a shower… see? My foot’s a little wet still!”The man paid for his car wash, but claimed he could not take his foot off t … [Read more...]

The Daren Streblow Comedy Show Mini-Cast: Stacy Pederson, Erica Rhodes & Netflix Decision Syndrome


[display_podcast] I can’t watch movies with my wife anymore. I mean, we like to watch movies together, but we never get to the part where we actually watch the movie. Before ever even hitting “Play”, we always engage in about two hours of negotiations. She’s kind of picky. Now, It’s been pre-determined by providence that I am to be the “movie offerer”. And it’s her job to systematically turn down each option that I offer.“Should we watch this one?”“No. The actor creeps me out.”“Oka … [Read more...]

The Daren Strebleow Comedy Show Mini-Cast 87: Operating Room Fun, Jonnie W. & Leland Klassen


[display_podcast] From the Guardian:South Korean health authorities have said they are investigating a cosmetic surgery clinic in Seoul after photographs emerged online apparently showing medical staff partying in an operating theatre.In one selfie, posted on Instagram, staff in scrubs appeared to stand around a candlelit birthday cake – with an apparently unconscious patient lying on a bed behind them.Another picture on the photo-sharing app showed a staff member, wearing a mask an … [Read more...]