If Troy McClure Introduced Theology Videos

I find myself doing lots of videos these days for Ridley, Logos, and Zondervan. So I wonder what it would be like if the Simpsons character Troy McClure introduced some Bible and theology videos.

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure, you might remember me from such theological videos as …

Prepping for Presbyterians: How to Face the Last Days with Nothing More than a Pocket Knife and the Westminster Confession
Revelation 13 – Why Michael Jackson will Return as the Anti-Christ in 2016
Toilet Hygiene: How to Put the Book of Leviticus into Practice
Ten Biblical Tax Shelters and How to Find Them
What Machinegun would Jesus Carry? An Introduction to the Republican Jesus

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure, you might remember me from such church instructional videos as …

Incense: The Secret Smell to Grow Your Church
Welcome to Planned Parenthood: The Official Church of the Democratic National Convention
Try it Before You Knock It: The Episcopal Church’s Guide to Polyamory
Dunk with Daft Punk: Baptism Done Russian Orthodox Style
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus: Transubstantiation Explained Simply

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Anglican videos as …

Purple is the New Black: An Introduction to Anglican Bishops
Fudge Cake: The Anglican Way of Unity
The Big Fuzz: A Pictorial Biography of Rowan William’s Eyebrows
You Bring It and We’ll Bless It: The Church of England’s Place in Modern Britain
Protestantism without the Reformation, Catholicity without Creeds: Liberal Anglicanism Explained