Remaking Stephen King Flicks

I'm surprisingly convinced by some of the choices and judgments on this list. The first one (Neil Marshall remakes Graveyard Shift) is the best, but there are some good calls here. He'd need to keep the working-class grimth, though--the opening of the original movie is the best part. No, wait, the end credits are obviously the best part: … [Read more...]

“He’s like a twisted male Garbo!”

Kindertrauma on the Willard remake!: I don’t mean to alarm anybody but it appears that at some point between the time I watched WILLARD back in 2003 and yesterday, somebody magically changed the tone of the entire film. What was once a quirky, dark-humored revenge flick concerning adorable critters is now a morbidly tragic character study that mercilessly kicked my heart in the crotch. I didn’t even know my heart had a crotch. Now I understand why this wasn’t a huge hit. Honey, I shrunk … [Read more...]


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