First, a quote from Steve Hammer, who writes for our local free newspaper NUVO:
“The only logical rationale I can see for supporting the Republican ticket is if you belong to the subset of the population that wants to see the Book of Revelation come true in their lifetime and a vice president who can take over and lead us to her Alaskan refuge after the Rapture.”
That sentiment seems to match that depicted in this poster (HT Shuck & Jive):
The ultimate source is apparently Street Prophets, which also pointed to this gem from I Can Has Cheezburger:
But to do that safely, we’ll need to leave our scissors and other sharp objects at home…













Follow Patheos
Progressive Christian: