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Ask and you shall receive! After I suggested the idea in my last post, Jeff Carter kindly made this addition so as to offer a more comprehensively Biblical range of cereal choices:
If you don’t get the joke, take a look at Ezekiel 4:9, which gives its name to a genuine range of products, and keep reading at least until Ezekiel 4:12.
A nice bowl of Ezekiel 4:9 cereal will go nicely with a slice of Ezekiel 4:12 toast…
What you spread on it is your own business.
Not only do you have to bake it on human dung, you have to lie on your side in public for 390 days, so it’s only biblical for long-term street sleepers.
Alright, now someone needs to come up with the Ezekiel 4 Seige of Jerusalem playset. “Comes with everything you see here!”
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