Have an Intelligently-Designed Creationmas

Here’s a spoof version of a classic Christmas carol that I wrote some years ago, sarcastically and satirically highlighting what happens when fundamentalists shift the focus of their Christianity from God and Jesus onto other matters such as the age of the earth:

We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
And a happy new year (the first of which was less than 10,000 years ago)

Don’t stop at the manger
Don’t stay at the cross
On your way to creation -
Or you might just get lost!

We wish you an intelligently-designed Creationmas
We wish you an intelligently-designed Creationmas
We wish you an intelligently-designed Creationmas
And an irreducibly complex new year!

All cdesign proponentsists
Be ye of good cheer:
We’ll be changing our name again
Within the next year!

We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
And a happy new year (no need to acknowledge other calendars)

Just drive your big cars
With us you’ll get far
We deny global warming -
Not just the distance to stars!

We wish you a Merry Creationmas
(is it me or is it getting warm in here?)
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
(Wow, no snow yet? Huh!)
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
(Gee, is that a Tsunami?)
And a happy…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

And here’s an image of what else can go wrong when creationism and Christmas meet, courtesy of IO9:


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