Exploring Our Matrix
The Blog of Dr. James F. McGrath, Clarence L. Goodwin Chair in New Testament Language and Literature at Butler University, Indianapolis
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And then Jesus said, “Berthren, I fear that I must tell you that I have sinned. I have imagined myself fucking the asshole of Rihanna. And it was good. Damn good. And my Son of God cock was hard as a rock as I masterbated to this sweet dream and shot a wad the size of Jerusalem. Brethren, please forgive my weak, sinfull cock. When you pray for your salvation from my fathers terrible wrath, please keep my sinfull cock in your thoughts. Amen”–Jesus H. Chirst, your horny Savior
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