Caption Needed

Having discovered the Ship of Fools site, I happened upon their latest caption contest, which is to find a caption for this image:

Since the intersection of religion and science fiction (not always as hostile as depicted above) interests me and is a major focus of this blog, I thought that I would share it here. How would you caption it?

  • Kubricks_Rube

    “…Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”

    “Die, heretic scum!”

  • Jim Linville

    “I find your lack of faith disturbing”

  • Rick

    Where the Enterprise crew got the idea to attack the temple of Apollo.

    http://www.startrek.com/database_article/who-mourns-for-adonais

  • markhh

    “I said laser POINTER – not laser CANNON”

  • newenglandsun

    “Hi, I’m God. What? You don’t believe me? Curse you! Take a load of my laser!”

  • newenglandsun

    “This is for abandoning your campaign against school prayer.”

    “This is happening to you because school prayer was made illegal.”

    “This is happening due to your not standing up for marriage.”

    “How dare you refuse to feed Hungary where I hail from!”

    etc.

  • Paulter

    Dear parishoners,
    We regret to inform you that there will be no food at the annual summer fete, since we spent the entire budget on lighting the barbeque…

  • Reggie

    “I told you we were supposed to take that part in Ezekiel literally!”

  • John Pieret

    And so it turned out that the Alpha Centurians were, in fact, more like humans than thought … at least when it came to heretics who did not believe in the one true God, Abelmarderan.


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