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Breaking News! Tomorrow There Will Be Breaking News!

Via IO9 I learned that the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics has news so important that it needed to tell us today that they will tell us tomorrow. The leading guess is that they have discovered evidence of gravitational waves. But it really could be anything related to astrophysics. And so what do you think it is? Suggest something really exciting, really unlikely, really funny, whatever. If it turns out that you are right, you will be rewarded, as always, with a deep sense of satisfaction, as you point people to your comment here and say “See, I called it.”

 

  • Thomas Bolin

    Tardis has been found. Book it. Done.

  • Raimo Kangasniemi

    Actually they announced it already a few days ago that on Monday they will tell us about a “Major Discovery”, so it’s not today’s news. ;)

  • http://meafar.blogspot.com/ Bob MacDonald

    You must be living in an alternative universe

  • IconoclasticNan

    More leaked e-mails reveal secret dealings with aliens

  • arcseconds

    They’ve found evidence that the speed of light was much greater in the past, and indications are that the universe is much younger than previously thought?

  • stuart32

    Scientists working on the Planck mission have discovered a message from God hidden in the cosmic microwave background radiation. The message tells us that we should accept the findings of modern science, including evolution, and that we should also accept Christ as our salvation. Ken Ham has dismissed the discovery as a fraud.

  • David_Evans

    One by one, without any fuss, starting with the most distant, the stars are going out.

    • Ian

      Perfect.

      • GakuseiDon

        As the universe is expanding faster and faster, that is actually happening.

      • GakuseiDon

        One by one, without any fuss, starting with the most distant, the stars are going out.

        As the universe is expanding faster and faster, that is actually happening.

  • Jeremiah

    They’ve discovered a black hole in Petros, TN.

  • arcseconds

    That yesterday they announced they had breaking news to announce today.


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