The War on New Year

Apparently the forces of darkness are mounting an attack, this time on the Christian holiday of New Year’s Day, which commemorates and worshipfully celebrates the anniversary of the day on which a Romanian monk miscalculated the year in which our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born. In addition to the anticalendricals, it seems that the Chinese, Jews, and Muslims are all opting out and deciding to celebrate other days as their new year. More recently the ranks of these heathen have apparently been joined by the ancient Babylonians and Mayans. Worse still, countless American companies are yielding to the pressure from these groups, and instructing their employees to wish people “Happy New Years Day” rather than “Happy New Year’s Day,” in so doing acknowledging a plurality of new years rather than the only true one.

Truly committed Christians should be listening carefully for the lack of apostrophe, and boycott any stores that prove to be committed to this heretical anapostrophism.

Fight the good fight. Make sure that you drink too much champagne on December 31st as midnight approaches, and not on one of the days celebrated by the heathen. Too much is at stake. Imagine the confusion if we had enormous crowds and brightly lit orbs descending upon Times Square all throughout the year.

NOTE: This originally appeared on my blog back in 2008, but it seemed worth reposting, since apparently this is still a live issue.

Doctor Who: The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe

The 2011 Doctor Who Christmas special, “The Doctor, The Widow, and The Wardrobe,” is full of all the magic one expects from a Doctor Who Christmas special. If you have yet to watch it, do not read on (but do click through and watch the prequel before watching the episode, since it depicts the moments immediately before the episode starts, and it really is useful to have seen it first).

The Christmas special itself is full of surprises and they should not be spoiled. Spoilers do lie ahead.

The episode starts at a quick pace. An enormous spaceship appears in space approaching Earth, and barely manages to point its guns and threaten the Earth with destruction before an alarm begins going off warning of an intruder – and then it starts to explode. The Doctor flees the ship (no atmosphere needed?!) and manages to grab a space suit that allows him to crash to Earth safely.

Those who’ve read previews will know what happens next. The Doctor had put the spacesuit on backwards, and so the woman, Madge Arwell, who helps him doesn’t see his face. She is seemingly untroubled by the fact that she has found a spaceman or an angel (she is either not sure which or is open to the possibility of an entity being both), but as usual, if you approach this episode expecting realism rather than an exploration of profound aspects of human life and emotion through a story that is quite literally fantastic and unbelievable, then you will find it disappointing. This is not the realm of science, even fictional science, but a world of magic.

Or to quote the Doctor, “A fairy land? Oh, grow up. A fairy land looks completely different.” The viewer needs to have the discernment to realize that they are in fact watching a fairy tale for grownups, not a realistic depiction of the possibilities of time travel or space exploration.

Madge entertainingly helps the Doctor to a police box, as he asked her to, and despite his protestations that she can’t possibly pick the lock with a hairpin, she succeeds in doing so. When it turns out that that is in fact an actual police box, it is very amusing.

Having been helped, the Doctor later returns to help Madge and her family after she has received a telegram of her husband’s plane having been lost over the English Channel. He poses as the caretaker at a home to which they have moved in order to flee wartime bombing in London. The Doctor has turned the rooms of the house into impressive playrooms for the children.

He also has a surprise for them, in a blue box. No, not that blue box. But he has set up a portal to a world with naturally-growing Christmas trees complete with ornaments. The explanation given for the seeming impossibility of this is that everything happens somewhere in the universe – but given that it is possible to exit the universe’s edge and enter others, the universe in Doctor Who doesn’t seem to be infinite, making this “explanation” for the seemingly magical implausible. But who cares? Doctor Who is about magic, despite the protesting of various regenerations of the Doctor that matters are otherwise. (Fans of the classic series will like the reference to the world being Androzani Major). The trees are in danger from an operation planning to turn them into fuel, not caring that these trees have “souls.” This too is given a quasi-scientific explanation, but the Doctor quickly abandons technobabble for what is classic terminology related to human spirituality.

Fortunately, the trees have foreseen the coming of this day, and of salvation in the form of Madge (with some help from the Doctor).

I’d say the most poignant moment is when Madge begins to tell her children that their father has died. The Doctor moves to leave, saying something like “I’m sure you’d prefer to be alone,” to which Madge replies, “I don’t believe anyone would prefer that.” And I love the reference to focusing on home not merely with all one’s might but “until it hurts” - emphasizing the point I noted in connection with Earthshock recently, that becoming attached and suffering as a result is a more rewarding existence than avoiding attachment.

A fun story, a happy ending, and a good time is had by all. And after the Doctor has commented distantly on tears of joy as a human phenomenon, the ending is all the more poignant – although presumably not evidence that the Doctor is going to actually be viewed as half-human, with human eyes, as the TV movie suggested. But if nothing else, it suggests that the heart of the show is human emotion, more than anything else.

I’ll avoid saying anything spoilery about the ending, even though I gave spoiler warnings above, just in case someone read on.

What did you think of this year’s Doctor Who Christmas special?

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!*

also…
Crăciun Fericit!
Joyeux Noel!
Fröhliche Weihnachten!
عيد ميلاد مجيد
חג מולד שמח
کریسمس مبارک
Boldog Karácsonyt!
மெர்ரி கிறிஸ்துமஸ்
मेरी क्रिसमस
Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus!
Feliz Navidad!
Buon Natale!
Καλά Χριστούγεννα!
God Jul!
Sretam Bozic!
Veselé vianoce!
С Рождеством!
Nollaig Shona Daoibh!
Krismasi Njema!
和當然,聖誕快樂

* DISCLAIMER: These Christmas wishes are offered in accordance with the articles of Christmas previously posted on this blog. If you have had unpleasant side effects from other Christmas wishes, please consult your physician before accepting these. Not valid in the UK, where readers are instead wished a Happy Christmas. Some restrictions apply.

Ring Out, Ye Crystal Spheres!

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This is the epilogue from Ralph Vaughan Williams’ Christmas cantata “Hodie,” which adapts the words from Milton’s “On the Morning of Christ’s Nativity“:

Ring out, ye crystal spheres,
Once bless our human ears,
If ye have power to touch our senses so;
And let your silver chime
Move in melodious time,
And let the bass of heaven’s deep organ blow;
And with your ninefold harmony
Make up full consort to the angelic symphony.
Such music (as ’tis said)
Before was never made,
But when of old the sons of morning sung,
While the Creator great
His constellations set,
And the well-balanced world on hinges hung,
And cast the dark foundations deep,
And bid the weltering waves their oozy channel keep.
Yea, truth and justice then
Will down return to men,
Orbed in a rainbow; and, like glories wearing,
Mercy will sit between,
Throned in celestial sheen,
With radiant feet the tissued clouds down steering;
And heaven, as at some festival,
Will open wide the gates of her high palace hall.

It is a special Christmas offering to all the young-earth creationists out there. Presumably if your cosmology really is that of historic Christianity, you’ll find nothing in the words to disagree with…and if you don’t get what it is referring to, then alas, it seems that you don’t know enough about traditional cosmology or the historical Christian faith to be discussing either. But I hope you have a merry Christmas anyway!

I also recommend Joel Watts’ most recent post on the vast gulf between what young-earth creationists assert and what scientific data provides evidence of.

Domnuleţ şi Domn din cer

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This is a Romanian Christmas carol that I love, composed by Gheorghe Cucu. The sheet music is available online. There are a number of different recordings of it available online. One absolutely stellar rendition, by the Bucharest Madrigal Choir, is available on YouTube only in a version that has the very last note cut off, otherwise I would have shared that one, which has a lot of nostalgia value for me.

 

The Reason You Never Hear About The Fourth Wise Man

Gary Larson has the ending to the fourth wise man’s tale. And Jeff Stahler has a different version of what the third wise man brought.

Hope you get gifts you like this holiday!

Scenes from the Lives of Snowpeople