The Devil is a Democrat?

Jerry Falwell hopes Hillary Clinton will run for the presidency in 2008 because she would energize his constituents more than if Lucifer ran.  But the word on the street here in D.C. is that while Satan is mulling a run in ’08, he would run for the GOP.

You have probably seen the headline that Jerry Falwell hopes Hillary Clinton will run for the presidency in 2008 because she would energize his constituents more than if Lucifer ran.  But as is often the case Rev. Falwell has his facts wrong.  The word on the street here in D.C. is that while Satan is mulling a run in ’08, he would run for the GOP.  Insiders say his negatives are pretty high but he has a lock on the pro-torture vote.

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