That TMZ sure does love a salacious headline, and they have one today about how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unborn child was apparently conceived in Rome, near the Vatican. That doesn’t mean the baby is the Pope (or the Antichrist), though. It just means that two people went on a vacation in Italy and just so happened to have sex in a hotel that just so happens to be somewhat near the Vatican. Just because somebody got knocked up while in New York doesn’t mean you get to go around saying their baby was conceived near the Chrysler Building, guys. But, hey, nice work fitting a Pope Benedict reference into a celebrity gossip item. And it’s not like they’ll name the baby Vatican, because that doesn’t even start with a K.